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    Hell if it doesn't something else will.
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    What is sad is that you hardly ever see another experienced jumper call them out on it. The “me, me, me” is getting bad in the sport. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    That was a good time for music. 87 min. to 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtzRRwfOXus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS9_ipu9GKw Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    "Take it to the next level." Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    Route your goggles strap through the helmet and out through the holes in the back. When you open just lift the goggles up and put them on top of the helmet. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    True for PD but so as not to confuse the newbie there are older reserves that fly different (Ravens) and that are truly obsolete designs. (Swifts) Newbie buyers should consult a couple of people other than the seller. And they should always be suspicious of a rig an instructor is pushing them to buy. Some will try to take advantage of a noob. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    Ouch

    mjosparky replied to shropshire's topic in The Bonfire

    I told you in the other thread about the lousy weather up there. Since you are a bloke-type of person, what does this term mean: 'Done & dusted.' I hear it now & then in the Brit tv shows that I watch. Thanks, JerryBaumchen 1. done and dusted if an activity, event or deal is done and dusted it has been completed successfully and none of it is left to be done. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    I to started on ragged out cheapos and after that made almost all my jumps on 0-3 cfm 7 cells. In 1985 I bought a Sharpchuter and never looked back. But I was making 20 to 30+ demos a year into some pretty tight spots. I could bring it almost straight down and get a tiptoe landing from ¾ brakes. I would replace them after 700/800 jumps because like Terry said by that time they are done. I would never recommend this type of canopy to a newer jumper because there better choices out there today. Sparky Both my rigs had Tempos in them. http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp55/mjosparky/Skydiving/Cable0004-2.jpg My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    I would say that you are not the sharpest tool in the box. Hope you live long enough to get all that shit out of your system. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    And what could you possibly learn from him?
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    We (at least I) do not recommend them. If someone wants to use one, it's up to them. It's a grown ass man/woman sport. ^^^^ What he said. If you want an altimeter buy one. Screw the “cool” factor and get the right tool for the job. Sparky Sparky, I agree man! Just thought I'd ask.
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    And she's got a nice butt. Sparky http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp55/mjosparky/volleyball-wtf-are-you-reading-this-for-63d900.jpg My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    That’s going to happen just after the dust settles. It seems that house is full of snakes with big tits and fat asses. Makes you wonder. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    Be careful, remember Sangi. Sparky http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp55/mjosparky/Skydiving/Sangi1.jpg But then we both you will stay safe.
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    We (at least I) do not recommend them. If someone wants to use one, it's up to them. It's a grown ass man/woman sport. ^^^^ What he said. If you want an altimeter buy one. Screw the “cool” factor and get the right tool for the job. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    Would that be CPS? Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    Detach MARD connection to reserve bridle. i.e. if you go straight for silver, or get a pilot chute in tow. Go on to the manufactures sites and download the manuals. Spend some time reading through them. It sounds like you have a little bit of knowledge gathered from different places. You need to understand how the complete system works. Any MARD system is tasked with doing anyone of several things depending on the situation. MARD system adds another layer of complexity to rigs that are already have whistles and bells hanging all over. If you ever find yourself in a position where you need an AAD or a MARD you have already made several mistakes. Do some research, learn your gear. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    And what could you possibly learn from him?
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    Completely Unnecessary Keep those to yourself. . . even the new ones on your phone. Seriously. I have no penis pics on my phone. We can fix that. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    http://www.vacpartswarehouse.com/Dyson-DC07-Upright-s/3893.htm Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    ...guess we know where you stand on the whole transgender thing then. BTW~ if you say grape slowly - it SOUNDS like apple! you're evil!! Do you know how long I tried to make oranges sound like gullible? Hey Jim, I think if you stand really close to P5 you can hear the ocean. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    I hate when that happens. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    Quagmirian If he has spectra lines it might be hard to know what the original measurement was. They tend to shrink from heat. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    If you stay in your present field you will see some interesting sights. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals
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    Yours Darlin, of course Yours. Sparky My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals