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Ok now everyone fuck with her and call betwwen 5:30 and 6:00 and say it wasn't them.

I needed something to haunt my mind as it's been pretty serene in there lately. This worked well.

Just pay the rent this week or I'm calling America's most wanted.

Damn Girl... It's not like you're friggin hurting for calls or anything. He'll call back. Besides... He was a stalker anyway. I could tell when he said he was from the "Dropzone". You know what those guys are like.

Michele took this one but it's still one of my favorites. Lake Elsinsore for her birthday lastyear. Weather was bad with brief moments like this. Only 3 loads went up but it was still a really nice day. Ed

After she pays the rent and buys gear I think you guys are going to be drinking Pabst blue ribbion.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY to go. Now go pack my rig. I heard you did a great job.

Take the free education.

I hear it's part of a carb conscious diet.

"This tastes like crap" "Really? Let me try. Hey, it is crap. Not bad."

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

It appears you are missing baking powder which helps cakes rise. Of course that's just a guess. LOL

Damn I love Irish Cheddar.

Hell yes! A couple of weeks ago I ran out of pain meds. An ex called me up to see how I was doing. Told her I was ok but out of vicodin. She said oh I have a bunch of half empty bottles. She came over brought me vicodin and lunch. What a great gal. Too bad he has co-dependence issues. Ed

Let it go bro. Hard I know but guys like that aren't worth getting pissed over. Cheers

Whew... It's a little warm in here but I think I qualify to comment here. I had wanted to skydive since i was 10 and I saw a bunch of canopies opening over my head in Hawaii. I was overweight most of my adult life. I used to go down to Otay in San Diego and sit on the little hill above the DZ and watch. I never went on the DZ for fear of being ridiculed. I was about 400 pounds. 2.5 years ago I had a gastric bypass and got to goal weight and began skydiving. My health was way too bad to consider skydiving at that weight. Skybytch and others have made some valid points about why you should wait and bring you weight down. I would also agree with them. Hey guy I took a couple of hard tumble in the begining and I know I would have got seriously hurt if I was over 300 pounds. I know what it was like to fall at that weight and it's not pretty. There was another poster that was just malicious and wore his ignorance with his comments. You know at 166 pounds I'm the same person I was when I was 450 pounds. I'm heather and happier but the same person. You would have never have though I was once obese by looking at me today. Yet at 450 pounds you probably would have already had some judgements about the type of person I was. God bless friend. You'll grow up one day I hope. I remember seeing a big guy jump in San Diego and I think it was atsaubrey. He did ok but I remember being a little worried for the guy becasue I knew what it was like to be that weight. In anycase my friend I would consider waiting until you drop a couple of pounds. Even getting just under 300 should make a difference. Take care, Ed

Anyone have a corkscrew? I've got a box of wine I need to open.

Does this even need a caption?

I'm packing her gear now. Let's see.. Oh ok, a log book. That's easy enough.

Nothing worse than trying to take a piss and being distracted with a box of tampons sitting on the back of the toilet describing the elctrogilde applicator with soft velvety tip. Is it just wrong to get turned on by this? Dude Don't get me started on the period thing... Ok so do you want her or not. I got guys lining up around the block to take her.

Nothing worse than trying to take a piss and being distracted with a box of tampons sitting on the back of the toilet describing the elctrogilde applicator with soft velvety tip.

Shots are good and no worms. She does shed all over the place tho. As far as scraps that's her favorite. She's usually waiting at the door when I come back from a date so she can eat the leftover food I brought home!

I dunno she has her own bathroom and I don't go in there. Might have a box of tampons hanging out on the back of the toilet so I don't risk it. Dude... I'll throw in 2 sunday papers just in case.

Free to a good home: my roommate. So I'm over here recovering from a surgery I had and I've got about 8 more weeks of being grounded. I've got a new Mirage container that I'm dying to Jump sitting in the corner of the apt. What do I get to hear everyday... Wooohooo "I'm going skydiving this weekend!" "Yeah the weather is awesome!" "Yeah new skill program at Elsinore I can't wait!" Man tourture me some more girl. So some one take her away for a few months. She can't cook to well but she does a mean load of laundry. And if you take her don't forget to send me the rent before the end of the month. Either that or please send me suggestions on how to reasonably off someone or myself for cheap. Ed

You know The Tick has pretty much cornered the blue superhero market. Maybe you could use this guide to boost your popularity. http://www.deakin.edu.au/~minnira/unknown/super.html Edited to add: Keep the theme song. It is stuck in my head and won't friggin let me go.