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per day, week, month?

Can I give you my receipts?

fuckin' awesome, anyone that nails jellyfish to his walls rocks.

That's probably why your three hole punch doesn't work properly, you've been using it to club seals That's a waste of a perfectly good piece of office equipment.

sorry, cash only.

so the delivery man didn't ask, "hey why do you want this pile of dry ice stacked up under that noose?", this doesn't sound very credible.

I give up... now you know why I gave up teaching, i was never any good at explaining things

i'll tell you for a dollar

I'd hop not, the smell would be terrible if you did that, they would rot and go all mushy, ugh.

and i guess in a few years when the cans rot you'll have the added pleasure of knowing that the coke released will kill the ones you didn't get during target practice.

no no no no no it just wouldn't sink as far into the water. Think of it this way, the weight of the boat pushes down into the water, the water pushes back with exactly the same amount of wieght(force), if the weight of boat was more than the force of the water pushing it back up, the boat would sink. The amount of force that the water pushes back at the boat is equal to the amount of water rises. So it doesn't matter how big the boat is, if it weighs the same the level of the water will change the same. and that's really it...

i've got a mouse without any balls and it has two buttons and a wheel and lights up when I move it.

Drop the anchor in the water, if it does not touch the bottom it will displace the same amount of water as when it was in the boat, things always weigh less under water. that's it I'm all physicst out...

i have to disagree, when the wankers is in the boat it displaces it's weight in water, regardless of how big the boat is. The only thing different about the big boat is that you can but more wankers in it before it sinks, but you'd have to bre pretty f*ckin stupid to put so many wankers in a boat so that it would sink.

this is what archimedes found out, he was the one that ran naked through the streets when he found out how to catch people nicking the kings gold. Archimedes' principle that states that a body immersed in a fluid is buoyed up by a force equal to the weight of the displaced fluid. The principle applies to both floating and submerged bodies and to all fluids, i.e., liquids and gases. It explains not only the buoyancy of ships and other vessels in water but also the rise of a balloon in the air and the apparent loss of weight of objects underwater. In determining whether a given body will float in a given fluid, both weight and volume must be considered; that is, the relative density, or weight per unit of volume, of the body compared to the fluid determines the buoyant force. If the body is less dense than the fluid, it will float or, in the case of a balloon, it will rise. If the body is denser than the fluid, it will sink. Relative density also determines the proportion of a floating body that will be submerged in a fluid. If the body is two thirds as dense as the fluid, then two thirds of its volume will be submerged, displacing in the process a volume of fluid whose weight is equal to the entire weight of the body. In the case of a submerged body, the apparent weight of the body is equal to its weight in air less the weight of an equal volume of fluid. The fluid most often encountered in applications of Archimedes' principle is water, and the specific gravity of a substance is a convenient measure of its relative density compared to water. In calculating the buoyant force on a body, however, one must also take into account the shape and position of the body. A steel rowboat placed on end into the water will sink because the density of steel is much greater than that of water. However, in its normal, keel-down position, the effective volume of the boat includes all the air inside it, so that its average density is then less than that of water, and as a result it will float.

it only depends on the weight of the anchor, the size of the boat makes no difference

it can't be too heavy or the boat would sink, it would displace it's own weight in water while it was in the boat, this would make the water level rise. When it was resting on the bottom it would not, this would make the boat rise and the water level fall.

do you think you would have got even better if it were dry?

way to go pop, you have set an shining example for all of us wantabe post whores

i blame Archimedes, it's all his fault.

some friends went last year, it's not a boogie, just a bunch of freaks who jumped into masses of naked wuffos. burning man is a festival, music, love and peace and all the rest, skydiving is just an activity that some of the folks do while they are there, and yes I think is it by invitation only, as they only do a few jumps. check out http://www.burningman.com/

well it all depends if it hits the bottom, if it does then the water level will drop (as the boat rises), if it doesn't then the level will stay the same. Of course if it is an artificial lake it could just punch a hole through the lining at the bottom of the lake and then the water level will really fall and you'll probably have a really pissed off lake owner.

luck he didn't get cold feet, that stuff takes forever to melt

The INS comes in way slower than the DMV.

no wonder there wasn't any paper left, I had to use a seat cover, and man are those things rough