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  1. sfc

    Brain teaser...

    well that's easy. just go diagonally, corner to corner, that will give you a 1.41 mile runway
  2. sfc

    Another riddle

    i give up, whats the answer?
  3. maybe a little cutie hanged him and then, cause she was so teenie, crawled out under the door?
  4. That must have been something mixed with that ecstacy, i've never seen or heard of bird chirping in an elevator,or butterflies for that matter. Where did you get it from?
  5. we've made it a flamer
  6. Wouldn't that get him arrested? If he's that short i don't think that would help him, unless his penis longer than he is tall.
  7. that wasn't very PC of me, sorry
  8. Not if we take the stool away
  9. genetic problem, I can't help it
  10. look at my expression in this picture...do you think i'll let you pie me again? I wasn't there the first time, and I have to agree with adam, you do look really cute in that pic, and if we want to pie you again do you think you'll be able to stop us
  11. and forgot to add... they installed a card reader that let you access the top 50 floors, and he lost his card, but everyone else who used the elevator did
  12. hang on, crapfinger hasn't replied, it could be that a vandal got in the elevator and broke all the buttons above 50, or that they ran out of buttons when they were installing the elevator, or someone got the order wrong and only ordered a 50 button elevator, or that there was an elecrtical union strike and they only got to install the 1st 50 buttons before they walked out, the possibilities are endless...
  13. contratulations, does that mean we can pie you again?
  14. You need breasts to press buttons above the 50th floor?
  15. is he vertically challenged?
  16. sfc

    free kittens

    Damn it... now you tell me, I don't have a cat any more. - the kittens are best, they don't have any teeth
  17. sfc

    free kittens

    WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!!! and you could tie a pullup cord to their tail to help them stay head down
  18. i'd have to agree with that, my old timeout claimed 240 once, it did not feel safe, my body started to vibrate and my jump suit whipped my legs bad, thoughts of what would happen if I had a premature have put me off trying this again, hard openings at belly speed are bad enough, I'd hate to think what it would be like at 240+.
  19. 0:0:0 Doing relative work in the UK this w/e.
  20. Great work Jen, very brave of you to post it here, I expect it will be the most interesting paper submitted from your class, as an ex-highschool-physics teacher (in the UK) some of the stuff students submitted used to send me to sleep, maybe you can get your teacher to come out and do a tandem after he has read it
  21. You must be, I'm sitting back in the UK this w/e wishing i was at the DZ in sunny california, its windy, its been raining and I don't have my rig and I'm whining.
  22. sfc

    free kittens

    True, although if you were going to use them as sky balls you'd probably need to shave them completely to get their fall rate up.
  23. 650 landings on a spectre 150 before buying a stiletto 135 at about 1.35 loading. It has taken me about 200 jumps to figure out how to pack it properly and get the body position right, HP line twists are very different from my old spectre.
  24. 1:12:0 Great weekend, upsized on borrowed gear and mastered the one foot landing, can't wait for the sprain to recover it is very hard resisting the swoop.
  25. The landings would rock, you could have it sailing with the wind so it would be swoopy weather all the time