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Try this one for size... "I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell. If there is such a thing. I feel.. saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it, it's repulsive. I must get out of here."
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Well Im a grand master at Origami.
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Cop: "Do you know what speed you were doing sir?" My Mate (Driving from Sebastian to Miami): "Well, I was doing my best to get up to the 95 speed limit" Cop: "speed limit !!! Thats not the god damn speed limit sign thats the sign to tell you your on Highway 95!!!!" Me: LMAO in the passenger seat.
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Well the temps at my place love suck jobs Or so I've heard.
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Way to go dude. ummmmmmmmm BEER!!!
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A new TV show has been filmed in the UK over the last weekend for hard up "celebs", called 'Drop the Celebrity' http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003251691,,00.html Damn shame they had to strap a tandem instructor on them before chucking em out!
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What do you get if you plant a gun in the garden? Lots of little shoots.
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Why wait til xmas?? Feed them with some spices and let them bathe in some orange and mango marinade then sling em on the bbq now!!
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congrats on the 100
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I did today, for first time. Sorry I forgot I wasent in the talk-back, and this was a serious question. Wont be silly again after this in here. But I'll still explain the knives and forks to ya if you need it PS Hi Sunny
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A cup is what you put your tea in. And a saucer is where you place your tea spoon after stirring in your milk and or sugar. The saucer can also be used to "catch" any spilt tea and supp up later on. Now do you know about Knives and Forks or would you like me to explain that as well??
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Big Hello from the UK.
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My god, thats almost as big as my screen here in work. Mine are 27cm....which is bigger than my screen. Shit everyone is looking at me now for sticking my feet up against the screen..... And I got a footprint on there now My feet are still small enuff to stick in my mouth, which I do almost every day. Ought to zip my mouth up really
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Yeh right. I once got on a load with just me and 12 ladies. I couldent believe my luck, or so I thought. Me being the only man, there was no way I was going to parp on that load. But afterr climbing only a few k's the fun began. Wafts of the most foulest stinking stench came flooding through the plan... and it wasent me, yet all eyes immediatly went to me. Then all the girls started blasting away (actually quiet ones - the worst). I think they must have thought 'how dare he fart on our load' and decided to get there own back. Anyhow, buy the time It was time to get out, I was concerned my helmet would fall off cos I swear my head had shrunk a few sizes. and I maintain, I did not fart on that load.....I never, honest.
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I'll unzipp my mouth and say hi there.
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Looks like an overgrown Bruno Martelli from the 80's TV series - Fame.
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Welcome Alex, Did my AFF at Seb a few years back in June, and as nacmac pointed out Tasadin and Zeemax did it recently at seb. Only advice re Seb, is dont bother camping there in June. IMO, Too hot and noisey at night.
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VENT: Bafoons!!! I am actually working with a bunch of Bafoons. (Think there is a Simpson's song about that) The only enjoyment Im getting at the moment is knowing that Im right... that the people I have to work with are completly and utterly useless, lazy, disorganised f**kwits. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh And meanwhile loads of peeps are having fun at Perris. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Ok I know there is a Goatee trimmer around, but Im not aware there is a Scrotee trimmer ??? What ya all using to cut the pubes dudes??
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Wow, that means she will be able to piece together your whole day, just by applying a few rolls of sticky tape to ya and having microscope handy. Dude, your doomed
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10 pints of wife-beater and Im fine.
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Yeh it was. Bond, rides a bike of the end of the runway chasing a runnaway plane. Goes headown in to the valley catches the plane up, gets inside, then pulls it out of its dive and escapes over the mountains. ahhh us British - Balls of steel
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GOOD VIBES
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ROFLMAO !!!!!!
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Welcome Joe, Im not familiar with the tandem progression method you have in the US, but it sounds like fun. We get alot of the rain here in the UK