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Quote 19 lawns to go, my back door says no more Quote Fixed it Soon be over. I only have another 3 hours of counting beans and Im outta here. BP

A guy I work with is doing his first tandem today at Skydive London in Swindon. If anyone is there. Give him a good one.

Last years event theme was "Teamwork". this year the theme is "Change". The event last year was a real success so the director wants something similar this time around. Last years event: Was held (repeated) over 3 days. Staff numbers were 80 - 120 per day. Format was - Speakers internal and external (40 mins max) interspersed with activities and break-out sessions. This year the event will again be over 3 days but the numbers are expected to be up a bit. Probably 140 - 160+. The delegates are all internal staff from Lower Management up to Director level.(some are internal customers), all ages. Their skill bases consist of Accountants, System techies and Projects Managers. We want to keep to a similar format. And whilst we want the theme of change we dont want it to be too closely related to work, as we dont want individuals slipping into their work "type" roles. E.G we dont want people from our risk area to automatically start contributing from a risk perspective. If that makes any sense. The kind of ideas in the pot so far are: Construction workshop - E.G. Build something and half way through change the delivery requirements. Something to do with Six Sigma lean process. Designing and creating clothes (for a fashion show) and again change the requirements. - We dont think this will fly because people may feel uncomfortable about the fashion show. BP

Unfortunately our director has specifically excluded activities where someone may be made to feel excluded for any reason, is not prepared to spend much money and wants to limit competition between each other. Our department has 400 people and this is going to be But thank you all for your responses. BP

My company are going to hold an "Away Day" at for our department and the theme for the day will be Change. I have been roped in as one of the organisers and I'm looking for any ideas for activities or things to do on the day. Or of any inspirational speakers in the UK that you would recommend. Has anyone got any ideas? BP

Don't say anything. Just let an almighty fart go !!! It is usually always followed with a look of confusion on her face while she wonders (with embarrassment) if it was a fanny fart. And then the aroma hits her. BP

Yeh it is XP and you may be right, it may need to go to the local geek shop. That is what my brother has been advised already. But I will try the tips I have been given here first. Thanks for the offer but Dallas is too far for me. I'm in Bristol - UK. BP

How many DZ.commers does it take to change a light bulb? 42 1 head honcho to announce the bulb needs changing. 1 to report the incident, discuss and learn from the actual incident. 1 to highlight the gear related issues and appropriate light bulb replacement. 3 safety and training experts to provide advice on the knowledge, skill and attitude required to change the light bulb safely. 2 Instructors to exchange ideas and share information about what technique to use to change the light bulb. 3 Women to discuss the female- related impacts of the light bulb being changed or not. 3 Speakers to discuss the political and religious implications of fixing the light bulb or should we just shoot the existing light bulb. 20 sitting around a fire in the corner, venting their anger, taking the piss out of the bulb changers, mooning, running around naked and trying to get the girls to show their boobies. 1 Photographer to take pictures of the changing of the light bulb. 1 Videographer to video the changing of the light bulb. 6 moderators to monitor the bulb changing. BP

I'll give that a try. Thanks for your help. BP

My brother is having problems with his PC and can not find a fix for it. Each time he tries to turn on and boot up he keeps getting a message to say that the NLDR is not installed. I can not find a fix for it on googlen and I dont know what an NLDR. I thought that there was a way to break into the boot up process (by pressing alt F7 or something) which would then give you a menu where you could select an option to boot up from a previously "safe date". But I can't remember how to do that. Can anyone help please? BP

Q: What do you do if you find an epileptic having a fit in your bath? A: Chuck in your dirty washing....and a little powder ! Q: What's pink and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave! Two blokes in a bar, one says the other "Your round". the other replies "so are you, you fat bastard!". BP

I heard it also has a "shrinkage" effect on certain parts of the body. Im sticking to the sauna. BP

Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic ! BP

Hope it goes well for you. BP

How do you know that? Been involved with horses for a long time and live in an area with a number of trainers. I have seen some of the training methods used for the top horses and I wouldent put any horse of mine through that for any amount of prize money. BP

Sucking Brown Bush. hmmmm just about sums it up. BP

Ohhhh, it was just a prank. Bummer. BP

Ok probably not the right terminology, but definately not always enjoying the experience as much as the spectator thinks it is. I do too, but I'd still rather see Man U give the Arse a good thrashing any day of the week. BP

If 50% of the population like it, then its good enough. I expect many many people know where and when the last Football world cup took place. But would many know where and when the last Show Jumping world cup took place? Most of the top show jumpers come from upper class backgrounds who send their horses to specialist trainers to get their horses to jump at the highest level. Many of these 'top trainers' use very "questionable" techniques to achieve this. So I dont think show jumping is the perfect sport. But if watching a bunch of hooray henry's riding around on a scared shitless horse for pocket money is your thing then Sky TV have launched "Horese & Country" which should cater for your needs. (if you get sky) BP

They are cool. I have been the guy in the Aim high one. I like the perspective, which I've printed off and is now proudly on my desk. Thanks Squeak. BP

As long as you avoid the pitfalls and practice regularly, it is quite manageable. One quickly learns that the pungent aroma of burning rubber often found emanating from the area of action is not down to ones athletic thrashing. This phenomena is caused by the foreskin enveloping the condom and pushing it back and over itself (usually on the outward stroke). Which in turn causes rubber on rubber friction. However one should not be alarmed, providing you use well lubricated condoms there should not be a problem. However I would strongly advise against the use of ribbed condoms, believe me when I say slicks are definitely better than treads in this case. That only other pitfall to be avoided is post ejaculation. One should remove the condom as quickly as possible to avoid any imminent floppy foreskin trapping of the condom. BP

Just read this on Met Office: "The Met Office is forecasting a period of persistent rain for south Wales later on Saturday 28th July, spreading eastwards across central and southern parts of England during Sunday morning (29th July). The rain will be locally heavy with up to 30mm in places, but hills exposed to the southwest could see 40mm of rain. The period of rain is expected to last for 6-9 hours at any one location before clearing away eastwards. The Environment Agency is warning that everywhere in England and Wales is currently saturated and there is the risk that any further heavy rainfall will run off the ground and go straight into the rivers. As a result, we could see the levels in watercourses responding very quickly, so we urge people to remain vigilant as the unsettled period of weather is set to continue. There is also the possibility of flash flooding caused by surface water." Aww c'mon, give us a break will ya ! My advice is to cut lose outta work this PM and get some air while you can. Anyone know any good Sun Dances BP

How about this... Have your advertising (either TV or Flyers) altering the current image of Auto Salvage. Im thinking scenes involving hot chicks and guys stripping... the cars, the trucks... and a little of themselves. There is so much fun you can have with the visuals, making it sexy and fun. Add in a punchy strapline and a bit of razzle dazzle and away you go. BP

Yeah right. The forecast for the weekend has fluctuated from sunny to rain to thunderstorms. "They" said summer was gonna start on 15th July... and it rained all day. Now "they" say it will start on 15th August. "They" just dont know. Really hope the rain stays away for you though. Just be sure to take a floatation device. BP

I just finished watching it on Sci-Fi last week. A brilliant series and I cant wait for series 2. Hope you enjoy it. BP