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I am gonna buy my mom a Mobile (Cell) Phone. She is elderly and visually impaired. She can see just not very good. Gadgets are alien to her, but it is important she has mobile on her. Does anyone know a simple, easy to use phone with large screen and large keys that I can get her. Thanks BP
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If you think this Faceplant mark on the grass looks bad, you should see my face. BP
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Somebody reached out and quickly removed futuredivot's BUTT plug. Big mistake... you made him angry... you wouldn't like it when he's angry. BP
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Shouldent mess with Electricity - it will kill. Why don't you try soemthing else. One I did on a flatmate a few years back is as follows. If you can get access to his bedroom door this works well... Try removing the centre bar from the handle mechanism of the bedroom door. There is usually a bar that runs from handle to handle. Remove one of the handles, slide the bar out and then replace the handle. It all looks normal. If you leave the door a-jar and then he shuts it after entering then he is locked in. ideally you want to leave the bar in there somewhere but no screwdriver for him to remove the handles. It works well. When we did it on my flatmate, he was "entertaining" a female guest. He went to the room, shut the door, started getting it on with the girl, pulled back the sheets on the bed and found a bag of kippers we had left there. He then tried to take them out and found himself locked out. We locked the windows too. He was not amused. Have fun. BP
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Cool butt plug. BP
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McDuck: "Holy molars! Am I ever glad I take good care of my teeth!" Batman: "True. You owe your life to dental hygiene." BP
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Good point. Here ya go.. Twelve swoopers swooping, Eleven basers basing, Ten birdmen flocking, Nine ladies docking Eight whuffo’s a-wondering, Seven tandem jumpers, Six crew dogs stacking, Five moder – rators !, Four free flyers , Three head downs, Two first timers, And a cocheese being cocheese! BP
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Twelve swoopers swooping, Eleven basers basing, Ten jumpers a-leaping, Nine ladies docking Eight whuffo’s a-wondering, Seven tandem jumpers, Six packers packing, Five moder – rators !, Four free flyers , Three head downs, Two first timers, And a cocheese being cocheese! oops wrong time of year. BP
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Not sure if it is in any other different languages, but as long as you can count backwards from 300 in English then you should be OK. I never got past 276. One of the exercises in the book, works by association. Soemthing like you thing of a time when you felt ralxed or the best you have ever felt (without smoking). You keep doing this over and over while squeezing a finger and thumb together. You do it many times over and over until you get to a point where when you squeeze that finger and thumb together you get a "Happy" or "Relaxed" HIT. You then use this as one of your tools to counteract cravings. BP
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I tried everything to quit, patches, gum, quitting classes, all sorts of different stuff, but nothing worked. Finally I found a book by Paul McKenna ("Quit Smoking & Stay Thin"). It had a CD you listen to. Not hypnoses, just relaxing and "Mind Programming" it is really relaxing. You read the book and listent to the CD every day for 2 weeks and thats it. I quit completely 2 days into it and I have never had a craving since. (That was almost a year ago now) The only reason I tried the book was because I read one of his other books about losing weight... It had an mind exercise in it to stop food cravings. I though it was a load of mumbo jumbo and to prove it to myself I did the exercise using Chocolate as my food craving (I don't crave it, it just happened to be the last thing I ate at the time). I havent and can not eat chocolate since that day. And I used to love chocolate. Now just thinking about it makes me want to wretch. BP
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Bob the builder designed is own Birdman suit. BP
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No chance of pic of new Emma yet. But here is a (not so good) picture of one of our existing Emma's. (She is holding the pen, 2nd from left) BP
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That theory is udderly ridiculous Either way it it a Mooooooote point. BP
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Nope one of the Emma's is 39, and one of the Jane's (who is really HOT) is 27. I have just been "introduced" to the new Emma. And no, I did not look, although my periphery vision was filled to the brim. BP
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There is a new girl started in the office today called Emma. I have not seen her yet but my colleague just mentioned that she will probably have massive boobs as every other "Emma" in the office has. I had a look around, and he is right, we have 6 Emma's in the office and they do all have big boobs. (I've never really noticed before ) He also suggested that all of the Jane's in the office (we have 3 Jane's) have small pert boobs... And they do. Is there a pattern? Are there any other patterns? BP
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Beef n Ale pie tonight. It is going to be YUM. Wahed down with a pint of bitter. lovely jubbly.
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And there were also 13 words in my reply. Very very spooky. BP
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There are also 13 words in the first line of your signature. BP
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Happy Birthday
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Are you allowed to include all the states and countries your flying over at the time? BP
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Call him "King Salami" Believe me, that will raise a few eyebrows !!! BP
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Happy Birthday