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Yeah right????!!!!! That's what YOU think i've seen the pics.. Beuty is in the eye of the peeholder. Post em up and we can decide if she is hot or not and judge just how thick your beer goggles are. BP

Easy tiger... Otherwise your gonna be getting Bolied Rabbit for Christmas dinner ! You should of spiced it up a bit by replying with "can you let your mother know that my test results came back positive" BP

You need to throw in a few eggs in there. Then it would be YUM! Black Pud and eggs... one of my favorites. I'm gonna have to try Rosti... where cna i get it in the uk? or can I make it myself? BP

You labeling up the shelves in Tesco again?

As long as she is willing then explore lots of different activities, pursuits or hobbies untill you find one you both really enjoy doing together. Have fun along the way and grow together. Plus respect and support each others chosen OWN interest. BP

Yup, I'm working my ass off over here. Since some bright spark decided to cut the VAT to 15% someone (me) has a bucket load of work to change all the financial systems. BP

Not sure how you would do this but: The smell of HOME. BP

She needs to associate peeing and pooping in the bathroom in the bathroom with a negative experience. So just wait for her to do it. (put down an old towel or somat for her). As soon as she starts doing it, pick her up by the scruff (as mummy would) and proceed to give her a short cold shower. Repeat this process with the shower getting colder and longer each time. I have yet to find a cat that will repeat offend more than 3 times. BP

This sign is very old and obviously I do not agree with this, but it always makes me chuckle. BP

A Cornish Cream Tea. A real treat.

Well how old do your ears look? BP

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No seriously, it is the best cure ever. I dunno why but it always works and quick as well. One minute your hanging then immediately after your up and at em and ready for 12 rounds with anyone... Just so long as there are no belly blows. Try it next time. Even if it is just the Black Pudding with some runny eggs, I gauranttee it will sort you out. And it is proper food. none of these chemical concoctions gently warmed over a bunson burner to get the exact molecular compound, before being drunk, eaten, injected or inhaled in any particular oder. Now that really is Weird Science. BP

Made it clicky. to Zach BP

A few rounds of black pudding with a couple of fried egg's (runny) always works for me. Especially if there is also the following on the side: 4 rashers of Bacon; slice of fried bread; couple of sausages (preferably 'Lorne'); couple of tatty cakes; half a tin of baked beans; half a tin of plum Tomatoes; large helping of fried mushrooms; HP sauce; toast and Marmalade; orange juice; mug of coffee. BP

Congrats dude. BP

My eyes... They are dark and very deep set. A friend once told me I had 'Fuck em or Fight em' eyes and when a girl see's me looking at them they dont what the intention is. BP

Somewhere out there on a 'Possum.com' site there is a possum telling his story.. "No shit there I was... crossing the road on my way out for the night when these 2 drunken madmen jumped out from the bushes and went BOOO !!! WTF? ..." BP

Sunday roast with Cauliflower Cheese. or on really cold days, Beef Stew and Dumplings. BP

So what you gonna do after the firework don't get him? - ACME TNT ? - Boulder and catapult contraption ? I can see you getting seriously hurt in your pursuit... Look what happened to Wile E Cayote BP

Well done BP

I am just curious, can I ask why "ERY ONE" and why not "EVERY ONE"? BP

that thread brightened my whole week. BP

Why is the bit between a womans chest and her hips called a waist? cos you could fit at least 2 more set's of tits there! BP

Drinking at work helps too..... Hugs! It’s that time of year again here in our company. The time of year when employee’s realise that they haven’t quite “raised their profile” enough to justify a pay rise and bonus. This is normally achieved (by the majority in this company) by a combination of delivering efficient process improvements and or displaying the right behavioural qualities required. This is why (I theorise) the plonker on the end of the email is being a TWAT. Here is the gist of my rage…. 2 weeks ago MrP requested a piece of work which was his brainchild (PLAN A). It was a piece of IT development. I have to co-ordinate development (mostly me), test and implement the change. A meeting was held to understand and establish MrP’s requirements. At this point my response (in my role of Subject Matter Expert in this field) was something along the lines of “While this (request) is difficult and complex, nothing is impossible I would advise we do a cost/benefits analysis before proceeding.” I also pointed out to MrP that the process he is trying to improve has some fundamental flaws which could easily and cheaply be eliminated by doing ‘this’ (call this idea of MINE - PLAN B). I was tactfully saying - Your idea sucks, is very expensive, complex and will take a long time. My idea is simple, cheap and can be done now. So last week I get dragged off of the piece of work I have been doing for a couple of months which is business critical and must be “in” by the end of the year. I get pulled to work on PLAN A, which has now been authorised to proceed… without any cost/benefit analysis. They have put an estimate of resource for PLAN A as 3 days, which is way below the 10 day estimate I gave them. I work my ass off and get PLAN A developed quickly, I test it and advise MrP of the results. At which point MrP wants to add-in a few further tweaks. I can not authorise it as we are already at 6 days development, twice as long as his estimate. MrP brings in the big boys to apply leverage to my boss who then chews my ass for not being customer focused. I try to explain that they do not understand the level of development required for the tweaks. Deaf ears all round – “Just get it done Mike” So I develop the further tweaks and I test the further tweaks. All along I am thinking this is ridiculous, they got me doing all this work that is going to save the business a measly 3 minutes processing time per month.. I inform MrP that the development is done and all tweaks are in. MrP carries out some User Acceptance Testing and is happy with look and feel. He then sends me a further request for an additional report linked to PLAN A. By now I have had enough, and so has my boss. We throw it back to the business and explain that for the report they will need to re-authorise an additional 6 days. At which point MrP sends an email to his senior executive highlighting all of the issues around PLAN A and how complex it now is and how inflexible the development team (us) is blah blah blah. And then he goes on to talk about an alternative idea that he has come up with that is cheap and can be done right away – that’s right it’s PLAN B…… My PLAN B - Incredible. So PLAN A got canned and it took half a day to develop and test PLAN B. MrP is looking great cos his name is not on any of the authorisations for PLAN A and his name is all over PLAN B. For PLAN A which got canned, it costs the company over £150k in resource, development and time lost for the other business critical project. And this is a HUGE bank. All of this was brought about by MrP's pursuit of trying to justify a bonus at the end of the year. Asshole !!!!!!!!!! I dont think a drink at work is gonna help I think MrP needs a slap! BP I feel better alrady now I got that off my chest.