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  1. Clownburner
    In the battle of science vs. popular culture mythology, science loses every time. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Check it out! Front page of the sports section! http://www.ocregister.com/multimedia/skyventure/ Edit: the actual paper has a whole article and write up not included in the online version (or at least I couldn't find it) 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Pick Up Lines

    Clownburner replied to JRock's topic in The Bonfire

    Now I have to clean soda off my monitor! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Forgive me if I missed something, as I don't follow the news too closely. But did he confess? If he didn't, then he's still 'accused' of being the sniper, as opposed to 'being the sniper.' Doesn't matter how much circumstantial evidence the news talks about, he's not guilty until convicted. Seems like a little thing, but this is one way the media helps start to remove the 'due process' from the 'process' and before you know it... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    FYI, ear candles are dangerous and ineffective.... from Michael Schermer (Scientific American): See also: this article which details the action the FDA has taken against some of the claims made by these companies... Of course, you can do whatever you like. Just a reminder from your friendly neighborhood skeptic. And don't forget to Butt Candle! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    And how 'disabled' do you think that is, exactly? You don't think it can be turned on remotely, or that they couldn't triangulate your approximate position just from cellular data? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    When some maniac comes at you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    You are of course correct. However, going down with the plane is not a lot better, in terms of odds. I'd certainly take my chances (if I could). 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    This cracks me up. The sniper attacks could have been carried out with any single-shot rifle; no semi-auto firing was used. Yet these groups use it as justification to extend the ban on these weapons. It strikes me that it is every responsible gun owners' duty, should they go off their heads, to carry all of their firearms, load them to the teeth, strap grenades to their bodies, and then proceed to stab their victim to death with a pointed stick. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Escrow services are a good idea if you're unsure about the seller, especially on a high-value item. There are a lot of escrow services out there as well. But it's all situational: I've bought a lot of stuff over the Internet (and ebay specifically) with no problems, but it really depends on the reputation of the seller and the 'feel' you get from them in setting up the transaction. I am NOT a fan of sending money to sellers before corresponding with them directly, though... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Umm, oh yeah, duh. Shouldn't post drunk I guess. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    ..or your legs. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Arrrr, we be liking your rig, there, matey! I like the 4-leaf clover on the reserve handle! That's pretty funny! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Five tips for a woman... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Yes, the door monster often gets the toughest-acting tandems the worst.. I remember it well. I had a heck of a time with my first few AFF floating exits, I was totally freaked by hanging outside the door. An instructor finally pointed out to me that I was going to leave the plane anyway, so if I fell off it wasn't that big a deal. After that I calmed down a lot about it. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Dating a Lie

    Clownburner replied to Jib's topic in The Bonfire

    Initate emergency proceedures! Grab red! Grab silver! Peel-pull-punch! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    But how is it possible for a water-drinking lesbian to get pregnant? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    The old folk remedy for noisy ghosts is to put a bayleaf in each corner of the house. Fresh or dried, doesn't matter. YMMV, but it's worth a try. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    MPEG4 is VERY good compression for the quality and has broad cross-platform support (I think DivX is a variant of or presets for MPEG4). 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    I think there should be an exception for Drill instructors and those called Maggots by them. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Sorry to hear that. It was 90 here yesterday, and it's clear and 86 at the moment. Snow is just nature's way of telling you to move to a better DZ. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Stop when you begin convulsing. That's the rule I use. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Silly question. Of course it does. If it didn't rotate, the same side wouldn't always be facing earth. The aliens on the dark side set it up that way so we couldn't see them selling human brains to the intelligent fungus creatures that live on Pluto. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    If they can keep the edge they had in the original short, it should rock. I wish I had television. Anyone want to tape it for me? PS: I have the original short film if anyone wants to provide me space to upload it. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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    Time to do some filing in front of the bosses office! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth