Clownburner
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woo hoo! Happy B-Day Jack!! Have a on me! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Hukd awn foniks wurked four mi! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Well it looks like I'm gonna be able to make it to WFFC!
Clownburner replied to Viking's topic in The Bonfire
I'd be happy to loan you my rig at Perris for a jump or two to help you get current, but I don't know the MLW would fit you, since you're like a foot taller than me. OTOH, PDS has used it and it was OK for him so it might work. It's a 220 Triathlon, so you'd be fine under it. Lemme know. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth -
By technical definition a revolver is a type of pistol; pistol is just an archaic term for handgun. Most people when they use the term are referring to semi-automatic handguns which use a different system to cycle the ammunition (the sort I showed you). Hands-on lessons are avaiable. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times. The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell! Second Level of Hell You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. What does "Score: Extreme" mean, do you think? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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You can spread it by scratching immediately after exposure (while the offending urushiol is still on your skin) and then touching or scratching elsewhere. Once it's been washed off (with alcohol) you can't spread it that way. Breaking the blisters won't spread it, but it can cause scarring and secondary infections. DO NOT SCRATCH OPEN THE BLISTERS. And for god's sake, DO NOT PUT BLEACH OR SALT ON OPEN WOUNDS. Who comes up with this stuff? Over-the-counter topical corticosteroids (commonly called hydrocortisones under brand names such as Cortaid and Lanacort) will help with temporary itch relief. Severe cases can be treated with oral corticosteroids. See a doctor or dermatologist. Tecnu can work very well but is only effective if you get it on there IMMEDIATELY after exposure. It's more like first aid then ongoing treatment. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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But I'm SOOOO worth it. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Dude, look at the picture. [B] THAT'S NOT BEER. No beer has the word 'Light' misspelled on the box. NO CHEAP BEER! -Deacon Mancini, #427 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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I sometimes do the same thing, for the same percausations. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Have you heard of my "Save the Kittens" program? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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[smartass unix guy answer] I think I found your problem. [/smartass unix guy answer] 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Well, I brought you an ice pack. Like everyone says, RICE. Even though it will look strange, and sitting on a rubber donut is going to get big laughs. Love ya sweetie. Let me know when you're going to be out next time, and I'll bring the video camera to film your landings. We can get Ed or Shark to help debrief them, that should help you. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Cute but definitely conservative. Hot dogs last for about 2 months in my fridge. And still as tasty as the day they were..Uh....grown. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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:2:0 Felt lazy on Saturday after being kept up late the night before (but with good reason), and the winds got squirrelly in the afternoon (welcome to Elsinore!), but got two nice jumps in anyway. A fun 6-way with Michele and a fun (and exciting) 9-way SCR attempt that turned into a huge zoo, but was a lot of fun anyway, despite ending up in the basement to get clear air.. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Congrats on your B-license, girl! Woo-hoo! Does this mean no more BLF's for you? Oh, and remember, the B stands for 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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This is kind of like a "Margin of error is plus or minus total irrelevance" kind of thing. Who gets paid for this research? Wow, never underestimate the stupidity of a bored sociologist, I guess. I'd love to see the raw research data and dig into their methods a bit. Full Disclosure: I have both a BMW and a Porsche, but I'd screw up the bell curve for either of those. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Happy birthday Bytch!!! You know what you need to do?? PUSH THE BUTTON!!! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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It's not just you. I'm a mobile furnace myself. I've been told there is some natural variation in the body temperature regulation of people - some people just run hotter than others. The good news is that if you can find yourself a boyfriend who's always cold, he won't be able to keep his hands off you. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Woo! Happy birthday, Michele! > Have a great day! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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why dont you post your jump numbers?
Clownburner replied to tattoojeff's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
IIRC, you did have your time in sport filled out originally, but it started a debate about how someone who's only 29 could possibly have been in the sport 30+ years. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth -
yep, after the first page, it's NSFW. Of course, aren't most educational links NSFW? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Umm..err...I... Actually I did know. My first exposure to these was in their original capacity as an aid to dentistry, but I quickly discovered their alternate uses while reading through the Blowfish catalog. Very educational. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Suuuuure. Hey, if that's your story. No reason to be embarassed though... In fact, among this crowd, it probably gives you a few extra points in most people's books. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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I -always- wear a seatbelt. And I make everyone who rides with me wear one too. Once, a few months ago, I was test driving a car (it was a 'sporty' car) and I was not happy with the straight road the dealer had me driving down. The sales lady was in the back of the car, and I turned into a side-street, got to a stop sign, checked for traffic (there was none), and decided to test the car's handling ability (I used to race cars, so I know a thing or two about driving them). So, full-lock, drop the clutch at 2k RPM and the car glides nicely around the intersection, making a lovely 180. !!BAM!! there's a loud noise from the back seat. The sales lady had taken off her seatbelt, and was thrown across the car. Fortunatly, she wasn't hurt. But it was a very stupid thing for her to do, none the less. It was hard not to laugh out loud once I found she was all right. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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I voted Go Fast, as I like the flavor best of the ones you listed. I use Red Bull most of the time because it's easier to get for me, not working in a gear store or living near a DZ. But my all-time favorite has to be Bawls. Tastes like liquid marshmallows and kicks like an angry mule. Whee! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth