Clownburner

The new search engine, when sorting by 'post date' seems to sort in descending order by date and ascending order by time within each day, which is a little odd. I think it should just sort newest -> oldest. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

It'll be interesting to see. Three of the justices did write dicta stating that they thought the 9th circuit was wrong and that the pledge was constitutional, so if it makes it back up there again it'll be a pitched battle at least... From the opinion: 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

I second the recommendation for a Remington 870 express or police, excellent guns. Another good inexpensive one is the Winchester Defender. The Mossberg 500 Marine is better than those but way more pricy... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

Aren't new kitties fun?!? Get a cat transport box, about $2 at your local pet store. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

Sparky is always saying the only two real teachers are pain and repetition. The more pain, the less repetition is required. Unfortunately, part of the problem with these people is that they WON'T listen, so nothing you tell them is going to sink in. Even if you put together an instructional video of really nasty skydiving accidents that were preventable, and made them watch it, it wouldn't work. It never did for driver's ed. "That won't happen to me" is the rule of the day with some people. I wish there was something as simple as applying a clue-by-four to their head that would get the point across before they end up in a hospital or a casket. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

Sometimes, Gravity does exactly that. I don't really know how you can do it, because almost any verbal exchange will be met defensively by one of these little ego kids. As for me, I know I don't know much. I do know that I know enough to occasionally offer useful tips to 20-50 jump newbies, when they're working on something I got, I try to tell them how I got it. I don't claim to be an expert. I always try to listen when people tell me something useful that might help me. Occasionally I get frustrated with people who tell me the same thing over and over again the same way. I try very hard not to come across as a know it all, but sometimes I just have to say "Yes, thanks, I got that part." I may not be able to get my body to do it yet, but I got the theory the first five times. I know they're being helpful and I try not to be 'attitudinal' towards them and thank them for their help. If they have another way to explain it that might help me get it, I am always anxious to listen and learn. Hopefully this doesn't make me one of these 100-300 jump brats. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

Happy birthday Jake, you crazy mo fo! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

You just HAVE to be special, huh? I'm just garden-variety A+... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

Remember, all chinese fortune cookies should have the words "in bed." appended to the end. Makes sense now, doesn't it? Nothing to do with skydiving. Edit: Wow, i was late with this. Need more caffiene, obviously. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

Depends on the type of butter, doesn't it? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

If you don't want your thread hijacked, keep it out of the Bonfire. we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming, where Diablopilot raves about his popcorn preferences... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

"Form of... a huge puddle of astroglide!" 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

I don't claim to be innocent. But no one ever said I didn't have a gag reflex. And hey, everyone got a good laugh out of both incidents. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

'Build' is not the right word for what happened. It did launch really nicely! See the video on Skydivingmovies.com - hybridfunnel.mp4 - search for "Amazon brings the gravity" in the description. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

Careful, if there's something to read in the bathroom he may never leave.... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

Cool, we'll go at LP. You'll have to show me how to slow down that much. Break off is at 8k. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

My rig and my nerves are good to 300mph. I don't know about my Triathlon, though. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

No kidding. I downloaded that hybrid jump from my Neptune, and the software showed Vmax = 199MPH. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

Yes, it makes it a VERY short list. But I'm lucky. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

I've heard a few pundits predict that viruses and spam will render email unusable within 2 years.. Here's an example of how that starts to come true... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

Yeah. It's the tequila that fucks it up, not the lime. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

I'm in line with those who'd kick your ass, Arthur.

Well, I'd at least buy them coffee for the trouble. But a lot of things would 'break the deal' romantically. Of course, if they were stupid or psychotic, it might be the world's shortest coffee date. I have no tolerance for stupid people. Try as I might, I just can't stand 'em. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

That is a _little_ bit too restrictive, I think. Is porn such a huge problem at your company that they have to use measures that draconian? My company just appointed a 'Chief Pornography Officer' who has the responsibility of making sure only good, high-quality porn gets emailed around. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth

*** No gag relfex. Swallows. Digs Chicks. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Well, I don't know about the first one.... Cough-Bleah- Sorry! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth