Clownburner
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It is possible to dirt-dive a naked 20-point 2-way in a small tent. 'nuff said. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Well, jump it and see if you get a bag lock. If not, it wasn't a problem. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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105%? How is that possible? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Have you tried hanging halloween decorations on it? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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213 things this soldier IS NOT ALLOWED TO DO
Clownburner replied to DiverDiver's topic in The Bonfire
My favorites: #129. The Microsoft ® ‘Dancing Paperclip’ is not authorized to countermand any orders. #167. Not allowed to operate a business out of the barracks. #168. Especially not a pornographic movie studio. #169. Not even if they *are* 'especially patriotic films' 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth -
I know! You check out the size of their truck! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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If you really care: Lifestyle's Survey - it was done by medical professionals instead of self-measurement and is considered the most accurate. Of course, since you felt compelled to ask, you're probably below average. Sorry about that. Since you can't do anything about it, you really need to improve your technique. Women appreciate a little studying - do your homework and it'll pay off. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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I don't think so. Even people who's SOs are fine with the idea of strippers may be seriously traumatized by having to watch the video, even if the groom (or other attendee in question) didn't do anything wrong. I've had friends who had pictures from the bachelor party surface years later and cause serious marital strife, even though they stayed within pre-defined limits set with the SO at the time. It's just not a friendly thing to do, and anyone bringing a recording device to a bachelor party I was at would be summarily beaten and shaved. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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That might be a good rule at WFFC too. Not that I've ever done anything at Rantoul that I wouldn't want recorded on video (or even audio)... Hey, what happens at Rantoul, stays in Rantoul.. Oh, do you have any spare handcuff keys? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Gag...Ack...Barf... Gee, let's go down on some crazy hooker who'll let just anybody at random eat whipped cream out of her a-hole! How much tequila does it take to make that seem like a good idea? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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God, don't I know it. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Web designer guru's or anyone I need some help
Clownburner replied to kansasskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
[scotty voice]You canno' change the laws of physics! [/scotty voice] Some of this stuff is technically possible; I've seen scrolling text boxes in flash, but it's a PITA. But they've clearly got unrealistic expectations. Remember that how the page looks is up to the browser, and the designer just makes 'suggestions.' There's no foolproof way to do all of this at the same time, unless you make the entire site a flash monstrosity. The key point in spotting unrealistic expectations with people who want web pages is when they start insisting on non-standard fonts. You can probably work out a compromise they'll be happy with, but you want to make sure you communicate CLEARLY and show them examples, or they'll never be happy with it.. Good luck... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth -
First, let me just say that my rule here is simple: Don't do anything you'd be uncomfortable with your signficant other doing. Easy to remember and keeps you out of trouble. As to this incident... Well, first off, let me say "Yuck." But if it wasn't the groom, and the man in question was single, I don't see anything ethically wrong with it. Disgusting? Yes. Would I want to see that? No. But not wrong. However... This is WAY wrong. Where I come from, anyone with any sort of recording equipment of ANY kind at a bachelor party is summarily ejected and/or beaten sensless. You just don't bring recording devices to the batchelor party - that's just asking for trouble. What are you going to do, blackmail the groom with it later? 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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I didn't recognize Amy either!
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Way to go, girl! Give that booty a rest! [;-)] Um, 'scuse me. That's a beerable offense.
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Way to go Michele! Wish I could have been out there to jump with ya, but I was there in spirit... I offered some helpful hints to help ensure you were Well and Truly Pied. [;-)] Nice work, Pie Squad! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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: 5 : 1 ..5 nice jumps on Saturday, including a 10-point 4-way with Dan BC. Man, the tunnel time has really improved his skills. Made some impressive (to me) crosswind landings despite the squirrelly winds - I really hate it when the winds shift 90 degrees at 50 feet. Beautiful stand ups though, so i guess I've figured out how to land that big 'ol circus tent of mine. 1 case of beer owed for my shiny new falcon award! W00t! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Does anyone here have a Jacaranda tree around there house?
Clownburner replied to Viking's topic in The Bonfire
They're all over my street. Very pretty. But definately do not keep them near a car. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth -
Didn't you read the ad? Scott tissue is 1,000 sheets per roll! You could cover acres and acres! Well, if you're really good at spotting, that is. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Watch out for dem revenuers! 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Cable modems are a bad idea if you're doing any kind of hosting - most cable terms of service agreements prohibit any kind of hosting and they'll shut your butt down. $120/month for SDSL isn't too bad, it's business-class service. I used to pay $180/mo for a 768k SDSL line at my house. But for general purpose web hosting, you're going to be better off with a colocated server, probably. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Wouldn't that count as 2 skydives, instead of just .5? After all, you do get two separate freefalls... 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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My favorite one would have to be: "Hi. My friends over there at that table want to know if you think I'm cute." 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth
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Ten things you don't know about women, per "Esquire"
Clownburner replied to kelel01's topic in The Bonfire
Good on ya! Men refer to those kind of questions as a 'Death Trap.' -
If you even have to ask, I say it's time to cutaway. Without trust, no relationship is worth anything. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth