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    Kitchen safety is no laughing matter. 60% of all household accidents happen in the kitchen. 72% of all statistics quoted are made up.
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    Have you ever tried jogging at 5,000'? Jogging at 6500 (Colorado Springs) sucks ass. I quit jogging, and have turned to a rather strict regimine of drinking beer heavilly to make up for it.
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    Hey GFD

    Spizzzarko replied to Buried's topic in The Bonfire

    who's freeper?
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    Will I go blind? Only if you masturbate a lot.
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    ahahahah
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    ahhhh sooooo
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    Balls was working hard on his thousand yard stare.
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    Even though Ro was smiling, she was thinking bad things on the inside.
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    Krissane (NWFLYER) was spotted at the silly hat parade.
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    After hookit was ejected from the car crash, he thought to himself, "Maybee I could learn a lot from a dummy". I was stretching on that one guys No Fair you changed yours. Ok here's for your new one. Check out my unibrow!
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    I'll just supertack the slinks to the shoulderstraps! hahahahahaaaaaaa
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    So what do you have going at the county auditors office? What does the county auditor do? What do you do?
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    Heidi continued her level 3 even though her AFF jumpmasters where nowhere to be found. When debriefed on the ground she said she felt comfortable, in-control, and altitude aware.
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    I'm rigless right now. I thought one was shipping from the manufacturer, but they closed for two weeks in the summer instead. I sold my rig to pay for the new one. I just have a gear bag with canopies in it now. No jumpy for me this weekend.
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    I had a good one about Michael jackson in speekers corner awhile back.
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    Let's work on this one too. In less than one hour I'm going golfing! How about you.
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    Not only am I the owner of the Hair club for men, but I'm a client too.
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    Hookit continually tried to impress the girls at the local pool with his back flip off the high dive. It never worked.
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    Hey baby, how you doin?
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    Let me help you out... my tongue is really 10 inches long AND I HAVE A BLOW HOLE ON THE TOP OF MY HEAD. IT'S HOW I GET THE CHICKS!
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    Hi, My name is Wendy, and I was in the mousecateers!
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    Ohhh Yaaaa a sheep... Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy
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    Girl fall down is getting head.
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    Lady "Awwww aren't you just the cutist widdle thing" Dog "Lady get the fuck away from me or I'm going to shit in your shoe..."
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    We definatly need some more people in this thread to make fun of...