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    What AAD do you have, an FXC?
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    If he keeps feeding them he can name one Heavy D!
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    What were the final results of the Pro Am?
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    Is that why my velocity spins in the same direction on opening?
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    This should be incoorporated in the CPC, as a CB class and a non CB class!
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    Everyone will benefit from coaching. I suggest that every one should get coaching. Even if you have 20,000 jumps coaching will better you. Another thing for all you upcoming swoopers out there, you should be competing in your local CPC. You will never learn more in a shorter amount of time than competing in your local CPC. It's not just for the dudes with velo's, or vx's. The CPC is meant more for those who are starting to learn how to swoop. Give it a try, you will not regret it at all. I would like to see two classes in the CPC next season. One for CB canopies, and one for non CB canopies. I think all you up and coming dudes and dudettes out there would bennefit from this type of classification. If you are consistanly hitting the gates and doing well in the accuracy event, then you are going to be a force to be reconned with in the CPC. Go out and compete you have nothing to loose. Trust me when I say you will have the time of your life. Grant S. Adams
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    Yep. The 2nd guy showed up about 15 minutes later, and the DHL guy was 5 minutes behind him. I feel like a kid on Christmas morning...LOTS of new toys. ;-) Blues, Dave That's really great.
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    I thought all you free flyers were supposed to be like the "Hippy Pot Head Love one another group". You guys get to spun up, I'm going back to the swooping forum... By the way 1.3 lbs with a 12" tail is a fast belly ball. Go from there.
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    How many times did you have to listen to those sections of the movies to get them written down?
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    Who is the DZO for this now?
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    Dude, You are going to have to fly really hard to beat Stu. The only thing he needs to start jumping with is a cup, because he kept blasting his nuts on the water, and on landing!
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    My wife's name is Jennifer, but I call her Jenniflower, or Flower for short.
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    That's Great!
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    That's great...
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    Advanced Freestyle (Unofficial top 3) Results: 1. Nick Batsch 2. Ian Drennan 3. Grant S. Adams I just got off the phone with a friend at tyhe event, and this is the intel I have collected.
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    Any body can have a bad meet...
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    Joe was having a really bad day. Two jumps later he cut away from broken lines. He lost his freebag, and his canopy was damaged. He is still planning on competeing. Joe doesn't know the meaning of teh word "Quit".
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    You, Richard Park, and the rest of the old timers getting drunk and talking about people going in I will actually be out there this weekend. I look forward to seeing everyone again.
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    Sounds like Yall have a good time at your DZ even after the last load.
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    Bringing her straight to RED Ahhhhh Soooooooo....... That's sick, you two are freaks.
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    I'm so confused...
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    Does it have to do with the following? I'm a little sexpot, short and squat These are my boobs and this is my twat When you suck my nipples, I get hot Bend me over and fuck my butt!
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    ********************************** Begging him to keep it in the YELLOW ********************************** What does that mean?
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    Cocoon it. Place your knees on the data panel. Pull the entire pack job up into youy chest. Squeeze the air out more. Fold the lef and right ears down leaving the bridle attachment point expossed. Roll the top of the pack job forward until you get to the top of your knees. Take your knees off the data panel, and fold the roll back onto the data panel where your were. Insert one side of the roll into the corrisponding side of the bag. Reach under the roll and pull the bottom of the bag under the pack job. Pull the other side of the bag around the packjob. Try to get into the mind set of putting the bag around the packjob, and get out of the mindset of putting the canopy into the bag. It's all about the Zen of the pack job. If you make the roll tight then you can get a lot of material into a small bag. Just remember: ZEN...
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    menstruation Isn't that one of the most repulsive words in the english language?