BoobieCootie

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  1. That's coz McD's got sued for getting people FAT That's probably their veggie no-fat can't sue me for anything item.
  2. Go read Kitchen Confidential Then see if you'll ever order fish on the weekend
  3. You sure you didn't order from Burger World? That's some funny shit man
  4. She gets the easy half, I get the harder half She gets the management helf, I get the labor half
  5. BoobieCootie

    W A R

    Been watching Rush Hour?
  6. Ok... 3 different terms for the same thing
  7. It's 1000 skydives that'll earn you them Diamond Wings Well.. At least you ain't getting pied
  8. Damn! I thought this was a thread to a Pretenders song (I might be wrong). Goes something like I went back to Ohio And my city was gone There was no train station Ther was no downtown...
  9. BoobieCootie

    Boomo!

    Or else what? You'll drink my share for me?
  10. BoobieCootie

    Boomo!

    Are there any rules for drinking anyway?
  11. I think the only way to avoid taking out civilians is for one of SH's royal guards or whatever hell they're called to assassinate him.
  12. Provided Saddam has left Iraq and sought refuge in France, I'd plan an Armageddon II movie
  13. I'm proud to say, I see 2 guys from my DZ on the list
  14. You think the French would turn him away? - Jim They're the ones shielding him They're gonna change theire minds now?
  15. And where're they gonna go? France?
  16. Well... 15-20% ain't much to gain for risking 100% of my investment over the last 3 years
  17. Good thing I sold off all my stocks today, because I predict the market droping over 500 points tomorrow. Unless of course something miraculous happens...
  18. I was gonna pay Chris his $5 to pack it for me next jump too by the way... If anybody could pack, it's Chris
  19. Yeah, and eventually China experiences their cultural revolution and becomes a communist country. Then take away civil rights, and 50 years later, become a gigantic capital hub on the face of the planet. Gee... I don't want to wait that long
  20. A young boy, about eight years old, was at the store picking out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. "Oh, no laundry," the boy said. "I'm going to wash my dog." "But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him." But the boy was not stopped by this and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his dog. About a week later the boy was back in the store doing some shopping. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing. "Oh, he died," the boy said. The grocer said, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog." "Well," the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him." "Oh I'm sorry. How did he die?" "I think it was the spin cycle."
  21. What the heck was he thinking? Taking a nap in a clothes dryer? Goes to show that alcohol promotes creative thinking.
  22. I think you might be on to something.
  23. I believe it's because the brake lines on these canopies are made of 2 different materials. I've read somewhere that spectre tends to stretch whereas vectran tends to shrink, or was it the other way around My idea of on-heading is on-heading. None of that donut horse shit