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Get some turkey, grind it up Get some duck, grind it up Get some chicken, grind it up Stuff 'em into some intestine and cook it.

Yap! It's basically a bird sausage

You mean Turkey?

If it ain't the old USSR flag, then it'd be China. That's my guess. But it can't be China 'coz... Well, just take a look at Shanghai, Hong Kong, Guang Zhou. Those cities make LA look like a Flintstones episode.

I hope not. War means interuption to my jump schedule. And Andy Farrington's gone this weekend to go to Arizona I heard. Everytime Andy goes out of town, the weather is great. And we need the sunshine And Casch is coming up on the weekend of 3/29 and I've promised him that I'll help him all the way to earning his 'A' license. I can't let him down now could I? I think President Bush will wait until at least April Fool's day

So they can kill themselves before we do?

Been talking to Ms Cleo lately? She's in jail because her crystal ball's been telling lies you know.

Haven't you watched Total Recall? The only good thing about living in Mars is that you'd find women with 3 boobies!

After 5 jumps on my Diablo, I must say that I'm lovin' it My landings have much improved - from 3 standups out of 10, I've now landed 4 out of 5. The flare is powerful and it can shoot me up a few feet if I don't time it properly. Landings are softer, but I've yet to experience a tippy toe one

You mean this?

Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover? | v | v | v | v | v | v | v | v | v | v | v | v You don't want to press your luck

Don't forget to bring a case of beer! Gosh! Can't believe nobody's mentioned that

2:20 where I'm at

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Either his angry wife is after him, or it's the INS. Get ready for a road trip. Jump it as a main? (with a belly mounted reserve attached of course) See #2 Have him forge signatures to get me my D license and PRO rating, and instructor's rating, and rigger rating while he's at it. Tell him it would have been easier to fly the plane backwards anyway. Well... his Viagra just ran out, so... get some hotties to show him (o)(o) for the extra alti! Tell him it's easier to crank it once in the morning and keep it running. I'd be surprised if they even made it to the plane. I should have cleared my foggy goggles. Take the rig for a BASE jump Tell him to hang up the chit chat with his nagging "whatever" Wait... My DZO has every rating there is to get Tell whoever's gonna be wearing that rig to wear it higher than he normally would. Expect to stay up there a little longer because you're gonna be in the X'mas video Damn! I can't think of a come back for this one How come buses don't offer seat belts? No one's gonna see my cool jump because he left it in the hangar. Blackmail him into buying me all my jumps

Start making friends from Oregon. I got a bottle when I went for Freedom Jam last year. I have yet to take a sip of that fire water

He was quiet impressed with the suction strength of the gizmo: And believe it or not, he's into aerial sports too But I doubt he's ever going to use it to video his gliding adventures. At least with the tupperware D-Box, he's using it to video his MTB action. And the counterweight doubles as emergency H2O.

It sure doesn't take much to amuse a bunch of us

I don't know... That design might hold a little better than this though

No kidding. And to think that this has never crossed any already broke skydivers amazes me. Check it out

Me? I keep putting stuff off until I get some jumps in. Then we go get beer, pizza, ++

How'd you find that? It's cool!

Very impressive.

I think the only french victory is Quebec. Then again... it's Canada! (j/k I just had too...)

Did you mean french military defeats I should have known that....