BoobieCootie
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Were you trying to set a record or something?
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ME!
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That's about 1 violation every 7 months Hell! After just one, you should have learned your lesson.
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Is there any truth to soaking one's hand in warm water while they're asleep could cause them to pee in their bed?
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She'd make the prefect bride for that fat bastard.
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One of the fringe benefits for not being a famous skydiver
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This ain't you right?
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Here's my "pre-second" sit fly jump. Took place at Alaska Skydiving during their boogie last year. Coach was none other than Mike Ortiz
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See... You're falsifying employment terms. Good thing we don't work for you
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If I was in Iraq right now, I'd be urinating in public. Shit in my pants too.
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November the year after?
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Okay. It's back up. I just signed up with you and you now have 39 on you payroll. When's payday?
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Gee I dunno... I went to the site because I could use a cold one, but I think we've flooded their pipe Site says too many connections.
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I once got a warning by an officer for pulling something similar: It was around Sept last year, and I-5 had lots and lots of construction happening. So I found a back road to bypass all that traffic. The plan worked for like 2 weeks and then other people of course found it. Well traffic got backed up on my escape route. So one evening my bladder was on high tide. And one can hold it till you'ze can't holdz no more. So I pulled off on the side of the road and relieved myself. Next thing I know, a bike cop was standing behind me. Let's just say he didn't give me a pen to sign the summon.
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Have you not come across them Saddam TP?
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No worries. Lots of American products also have made and China, Taiwan, Malaysia, Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, Singapore, Pakistan, Japan, Korea, Mexico, India, what else? They'll still buy American
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Ding ding ding
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A can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom over hot rice. That should last you 3 meals a day for 2 days minimum. Cost: about $1 total.
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What kind?
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OK. Let's start: I've heard through my sources in the CIA and FBI that Saddam isn't all stupid. (Yeah, I have sources in the CIA and FBI. Me and that Chuck Barris guy. Fer shure.) Saddam's watched what our planes did in Afghanistan and has ordered the renaming of some of his villages and town just in order to confuse us. Some of the new names include: Wherz-myroof Mykamel-izded Oshit-Disisabad Waddi -El-Izgowinon Pleez-Ztopdishit Kizz-Yerass-Goodbi Ikantstan-Disnomore Wha-Tafuk-Wazi-Tinkin Myturbin-Izburnin Imma-Dedshmuck
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Yap. The title says it. I found this app that backs up your 'puter to your camera. I haven't got a chance to try it yet, but I will as soon as I get home. The doc. didn't list PC5 as one of the successful cameras that work, so I'll have to find out for meself. Check it out. One other thing: It's a Cocao app, so it only works on Macs running OS X readme.txt
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Really? Doesn't it actually blow[/] you plans?
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Is that you wetting the couch?
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I wonder where one can take an EVASIVE driving course. You know... one of them that teaches you how not to get caught. If you've ever watched Cannonball Run, you get the idea.
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A Big Mac meal supersized w/ a side of apple pie always fixed me up. McD's got to be my #1 comfort food.