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If there's one part in that movie I don't get is when that one kid's rig got sabotaged. I mean, how could a rig hang like that?

I went, I looked, but the roof was closed so I doubt the Knights will be jumping in today's rain and clouds But tomorrow, I hope will be sunny

Ask for a rain check

Very cool. Thanks for the afternoon excitertainment

Another example of whuffo writing. Had I known about this, I would have brought my camera with me. But tomorrow b/w 1-2pm, I'll be standing on the NE corner of my building to catch the action.

I just got a company wide email informing us about potential traffic problems due to the Mariners Opening Day. I think I'll know where to find the Knights after they land: Pyramid beer across the street ----------------- Following is information regarding upcoming activity at Safeco Field that may be of interest to Starbucks Support Center and Northwest Regional Office partners. Weather permitting, the Golden Knights U.S. Army Parachute Team will participate in the Seattle Mariners Opening Day festivities from 1 to 2 p.m. on Tuesday, April 8. To prepare for the event, up to 11 parachutists will participate in a practice jump from 4 to 5 p.m. on Monday, April 7. A C-31A fixed wing aircraft will serve as the jump "platform." The plane will take off and land at Boeing Field and will pass over Safeco Field at an altitude of 4,000 feet. The 11 parachutists will perform a “mass exit” show in which all jumpers exit the aircraft and simultaneously perform one of many geometrical formations in the sky. Once the parachutes open the jumpers will land in succession on a target inside Safeco Field. Traffic may be slowed due to motorists watching the practice today and during tomorrow's event. Traffic will be heavier than usual around Safeco Field on Tuesday, April 8, prior to the 2:05 p.m. start of the Mariners game.

It would have been funnier had Saddam been killed. then all his doubles got to do the same

No no no. It was AggieDave. He gassed Chemi-Ali with his atomic omolette remember?

One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands. So the proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of to do but the baby wouldn't stop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor. After the doctor listened to the father all that he had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he undid the diaper, he found that the diaper was indeed full. "Here's the problem," the doctor said. "He needs a change." The father was very perplexed, "But the diaper package says it is good for up to 10 lbs.!"

Dude! I'm so jealous 0:3:1 No jumps. Spent Friday installing faucets in all 3 bathrooms. 1 happy wife

Check here Hope that helps

did you see the picture of the rifle? Now that's a gun. Talk about reaching out to touch someone

Hence his post on declaring this Saturday as Beer, Nudity, and Steak Day, but left out having sex all together

If you go out on a first date and you talk about the war, smack yourself upside the back of your head You have no business to be on a date Now go think of something interesting to talk about during a date

I'd like to do all of that everyday

Believe it or not, it exists and it's at the US patent office http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=5501650.WKU.&OS=PN/5501650&RS=PN/5501650 Know what else? It's an IBM

Well if we're carpooling down, the extra weight is not going to help us get there any faster Of course I'll bring a case. Some good stuff that's not readily available in CA though

You mean the Home Depot didn't have one in stock?

Funny... I saw a bumper sticker this morning that said: Ain't fooled by the media, Ain't fooled by the gov't. And it had Oregon plates! Should I have alerted the authorities

Does that mean I don't have to bring that case of beer now?

It's 5/17-5/18. May be at Hollister. Carpool? Sure

I got 6 jumps in last weekend. Where were you? Want to make the N. CA dz.com record? I'm there.

I just called Puget Sound Blood Center (been donating there for the last 5 years) and they told me I'm not eligible for another 2 weeks But come 4/18, that'll be the first thing I do.

Roy! You're in Vancouver, WA now?