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Stupid questions in a strip joint: Will you sit on my face? Why, is your nose bigger than your dick? What would it take to get you to leave here with me? A fire. Are those real? Real expensive. You're a beautiful girl, but I prefer women with dark hair and natural breasts. Oh, you would have loved me a week ago. It's just a matter of price. I bet you'd go home with me for ten grand. Certainly, and the bouncer would, too. I'd really like to know your real name. Why, do you think we might be related? If I was your boyfriend, you'd have to stop working here. If you were my boyfriend, you'd have to stop coming in here. Why don't you let me take you away from all this? Sure, but then how would I get away from you? I've always wanted to have sex with two girls at once. Me too! My wife would kill me if she caught me in here. Why, does she work here? You must make a ton of money. Why, are you giving me a ton of money? I've got plenty of money. I'm really happy for you, but I'm not interested in your money; I'm only interested in mine. Do you think size is important? Wallet, or penis? I've got a twelve-inch cock. That's a darn shame, because all I've got is a six-inch vagina. Have you ever located your G-spot? Yes, it's on my G-string. Are you just in this for the money, or do you get horny while you're dancing? I'm in it for the money, but making money makes me horny. Don't you feel guilty about exploiting these poor guys for their money? I used to, but now that I can afford therapy I don't feel guilty anymore. It must be great to make all this money tax-free. It's great, and it saves me all the trouble of being able to invest in the stock market or buy a house. I bet this job really makes you hate men. Only the ones who psychoanalyze me. Why don't you go to college and get out of here? I already went to college and I was glad to get out of there. I usually don't come to these places. Me neither. I'm working on my thesis about adult entertainment, would you mind answering a few questions? I'm working on my thesis about people who do theses on adult entertainment, would you mind answering a few questions? For instance, were you abused as a child? Now that I've gotten to know you, I respect you too much to watch you dance. I'm so so relieved, because I was so so worried about your opinion of me, but I hope you don't respect me too much to pay me anyway. Now that I've gotten to know you, I respect you too much to watch you dance on a table. I know what you mean--now that I've gotten to know you, I respect you too much to watch you sit at a desk. How much is a table dance? (Usually asked by a guy who knows perfectly well how much a table dance costs.) It's twenty dollars, and forty to get me to stop asking if you want one. Frequently said to a naked woman with tan lines: I'd really like to see you in that bikini. Then why did you just pay me to take it off? Don't you feel bad about selling your body? I haven't sold it. I still have it. You seem too intelligent to be here. You don't. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Nope, that's down in Z-hills. I skydive where PD, Relative Workshop, Mirage, Birdman, Jumpshack, Merlinsuits, Ouragan Suits and Alti-2 are. Life is not sucking in Deland! Damn don't know why I keep making thinking this... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Nice to hear your are good to fly..... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

and duck seeked the silent thread..... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

I think there are sky sisters and brothers that could use a good exterminator service.... Rat for meal, maybe if hungry, but to many bones, guinea pigs are a delicacy and bigger for that. You can find them at your local rest down in peru or Ecuador, it is EXQUISITE. If not, locally you should try snake, once you fry them suckers, they will remind you of sardines. Any way bon apetite! "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

No really but being detained by the airport security for riding my back on a small town airport runway. By the way did dove made it ok? Blue ones. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

I know a guy with a flute that could take care of your prob. Maybe should you considering moving? "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Joined the forces to fight terror --------------------------- "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

he didn't know how to track "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Thanks.... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

I think a pretty few of us did not know this back then "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

......Telling this, that and suddenly SPLAT...... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

one of gasing people to altitude "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Do you know who it is? "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Not that good. White is not invisible... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

You guys keep it tight and good luck! VIBES.............And don't think flying your suit on 120Mph winds will help matters!

Tell Him to follow these diet and that he can be zooming through AFF in a flash: New Views on Exercise -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable slop. Q: Is beer or wine bad for me? A: Look, it goes to the earlier point about fruits and vegetables. As we all know, scientists divide everything in the world into three categories: animal, mineral, and vegetable. We all know that beer and wine are not animal, and they're not on the periodic table of elements, so that only leaves one thing, right? My advice: Have a burger and a beer and enjoy your liquid vegetables. Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. Q: At the gym, a guy asked me to "spot" for him while he did the bench press. What did he mean? A: "Spotting" for someone means you stand over him while he blows air up your shorts. It's an accepted practice at health clubs; though if you find that it becomes the ONLY reason why you're going in, you probably ought to reevaluate your exercise program. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Sorry... Can't think of a single one. My philosophy is: No Pain-No Pain. Q: If I stop smoking, will I live longer? A: Nope. Smoking is a sign of individual expression and peace of mind. If you stop, you'll probably stress yourself to death in record time. Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: You're not listening. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: What's the secret to healthy eating? A: Thicker gravy. Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about trying to live a longer and healthier life. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Yes, without a scratch...oui oui...Inspector! "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Damn Jt, did you get a flat?....You should USE the donut...not wear it "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

And how do you think I save $$$ on the damn dive? Better to do a combo when possible...just like flying in the Concorde, over alaska watching the Aurora Borealis...maybe? "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

I'll video and spar for both of you girls.... free of charge that is. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

It is cool. same as with seals.. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Hey! Didn't u noticed I was Nekkid? "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Dude, but you can get her to introduce her nice hottie G/F she has....some of them are very HOT skychickies... My 2 cts "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

51 Going to Rio Carnival, 53 going to an opera, 55 seeing bears in the wild, 56 visiting a war grave, WAY TOO MANY 57 canoeing down various rapids, 58 running a marathon, 60 witnessing an eclipse, 62 visiting a desert, 69 surfing (various locations, mainly Hawaii), 72 visiting Pamplona/bull fight, and had run! 74 going to a Mardi Gras, 77 visiting Santiago de Compostella, 82 travelling from Lands End to John o Groats, 84 going coast to coast across varying countries, 85 sailing round Cape Horn, 86 riding a donkey, 89 camping, 91 seeing turtles, (BIG FRIEKNG GALAPAGOS!) Would like to do: 54 base jumping, 87 visiting Easter Island, 80 writing a book, 94 going on a submarine. 61 travelling on the QE2, or the equator? (What is a QE2?) "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon