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Hey Pal next time do us a favor, post NSFW Damn "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Age vs. Youth -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked. "I only came to feed the alligator." "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

A few on the same lines, have a great day everyone... Then and Now -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What a difference 30 years can make: Then: Long hair. Now: Longing for hair. Then: Keg Now: EKG. Then: Acid rock Now: Acid reflux. Then: Moving to California because it's cool. Now: Moving to California because it's hot. Then: The perfect high Now: The perfect high yield mutual fund Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents. Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids. Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. Then: Seeds and stems. Now: Roughage. Then: Popping pills, smoking joints. Now: Popping joints. Then: Our president's struggle with Fidel. Now: Our president's struggle with fidelity. Then: Paar. Now: AARP. Then: Being caught with Hustler magazine. Now: Being caught by Hustler magazine. Then: Killer weed. Now: Weed killer. Then: Hoping for a BMW. Now: Hoping for a BM. Then: The Grateful Dead. Now: Dr. Kevorkian. Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint. Now: Getting a new hip joint. Then: Growing pot Now: Growing pot belly Then: Rolling Stones Now: Kidney stones Then: Being called into the principal's office Now: Calling the principal's office Then: Peace sign Now: Mercedes logo Then: Parents begging you to get your hair cut Now: Children begging you to get their heads shaved Then: Taking acid Now: Taking antacid Then: Passing the driver's test Now: Passing the vision test Then: "Whatever" Now: "Depends" "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

I can only imagine his GF telling him: "is that a snake under there or r u just happy to see me?" "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

I'm old and my memory fails me, but as I remember, the pics were only up for a short while.... And you know the saying, no video, nor proof, it never happened....

I guess I owe the beer then....and please let me know where to find them..... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Chronistin, Thank you for sharing. You are the first woman (BEER), to actually post an actual frontal nekkid pic in this site. It is refreshing, and time has nothing to do with your way of thinking. This is a great family after all. Glad to hear you felt better as you posted away...

Well, I can list England, Spain, France, Venezuela, Ecuador, Peru (for about 4 months). Florida, Texas, Missouri, Mass, Rhode Island, Kansas..... Most of my closest friends are far from home... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

*puts deodorant on his stinken name* I never made the list.... But will be there.

What about this one? "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

R they offering us dinner, breakfast or lunch? "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Just like in skydiving, never give up! "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Welcome and (((((((((((hugs))))))))))....feel the love.....

Dude, The exchange rate will be favorable, but here is some info on the place and how much it costs for the boogie and jumps. hey will hvae a c-130, and my advice would be for you to stay over in the DZ if you can go camping. It will be summer when you get there so no worries about cold weather. Boogie infoPM me if you need translation. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

It's a big farce considering that they "will" lose a foster child in their social services department. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Jim, I'm in awe to the great variety of plane, one JU-52 the russian ones, how on earth could you get to jump one of these? How come you don't have a jump in a C-130? Thanks for sharing. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

If that is your case, you should not give it a thought. Let he know this, that you are in with hernot for the perfect body "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

C-section is a medical procedure when women give birth to a child. Instead of the natural birth method they operate surgically to get the baby-babies out. C is for cessarean. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Ok, if you ask I'll take it off.... "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

If I'm not misreading the subject line it says "if you're a hottie......" "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

If you care about here, then it will not matter. If you are with her for the wrong reason, it probably will. Good luck pal. "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

That would be cruel and unusual punishment Who r u kidding? I would venture to say that most guys here love your eh, rig.

Don't know those balls but this guy has some balls! "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

Rig? What Rig....Oh right! "According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon