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  1. speedy

    yeah....

    yeah ... fuck man I`m here. This american kezborad takes a bit of getting used to but hez I had few beers last night and plazed some texas hold em
  2. http://people.monstersandcritics.com/article_1062788.php/Tommy_Lee_says_sky_diving_is_better_than_sex Tommy Lee says sky diving is better than sex. The Motley Crue drummer - who is famed for his womanising and reputedly large manhood - confessed he now gets his highs from music and extreme sports rather than the bedroom. However, despite his love of danger, the rocker had a near death experience recently when a parachute jump went wrong. Tommy, who was previously married to former 'Baywatch' babe Pamela Anderson, explained: 'I did a tandem jump and was strapped to the instructor. We had a 12 second freefall and then all of a sudden the guy pulls the shoot and says, 's**t, we've got line snag.' He added to Britain's Radio 1: 'The parachute wouldn't open and we're falling to earth and I'm like 'Oh my God'. Then I reached a point of complete calm and was thinking: 'Okay, this is how I'm going out. It'll be in the papers tomorrow. Then the chute opened and I was like, 'thank you, thank you, thank you'. 'That was better than sex.' Dave Fallschirmsport Marl
  3. Is that why the Palestinians blame the Isralies for all their problems. I think it's a human problem and not just a western one. Hey Steveorino! Did you not use to be StevePhelps? Dave Fallschirmsport Marl
  4. what's the dish called ? 1 sheep's lung (illegal in the U.S.; may be omitted if not available) 1 sheep's stomach 1 sheep heart 1 sheep liver 1/2 lb fresh suet (kidney leaf fat is preferred) 3/4 cup oatmeal (the ground type, NOT the Quaker Oats type!) 3 onions, finely chopped 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon freshly ground pepper 1/2 teaspoon cayenne 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg 3/4 cup stock For bonus points tell me why the lung is illegal in the U.S. Dave Fallschirmsport Marl
  5. Frank, the site you link to is in German. There is no English on it So how are most of the people who read your post going to order your calander? Did you not mean to post in the "stammtisch"? Here, I'll make your link clicky http://www.tarnotopia.de/kalender/ Dave Fallschirmsport Marl
  6. Is guy with the gun Jonathan Tagle? Just like the guy at the computer and in the skirt? Dave Fallschirmsport Marl
  7. I sometimes wonder whether this should not be part of the training offered. If people landed more often downwind and realized that it's not such a big deal, maybe we can avoid the last minute turns to get against the wind. On purpose downwinders might help. Dave Fallschirmsport Marl
  8. Is it some kind of tribute to me? It took a while but and Dave Fallschirmsport Marl
  9. Quite a tasty little jump ship if you don't mind.
  10. Just like every other dumb fuck poster here you forgot to include the option "other" in your poll. I always vote other even if "?" or "?" is a little mysterious. Now you have successfully advertised you wares here, move along, there is nothing more to see here. Dave Fallschirmsport Marl
  11. That I am posting this here and not in the “incidents” forum is only because the wing loading was light and the ground was soft. Landing against the wind and with the pattern is what we would prefer to do. Landing on the designated landing area is also preferred. Indeed when we spot we try to make this easy to do. When the spotting does not work : Do not try at all costs to reach the landing area. Pick somewhere big and easy to land as soon as you think it could be risky to reach the landing area. If you do not follow point 1. and reach the landing area low, try to stay at the edges of the landing area and land if needed with wind. If you cannot follow points 1 or 2 please do not attempt a 180 degree turn at 60 feet to land against the wind. This can kill. I don’t see very many incident reports where the cause was landing with the wind. It’s survivable. But I very nearly saw another incident today. Still, why bother posting this, it’s been said a 1000 times already. Dave Fallschirmsport Marl
  12. speedy

    Parrot

    Squash its beak a bit and call it Billvon
  13. I never said you did ASSHOLE!! Dave Fallschirmsport Marl
  14. don't call me a fucking asshole, ASSHOLE! Dave Fallschirmsport Marl
  15. Led Zeppelin - Trampled under foot
  16. Finally went for $43,600 Dave Fallschirmsport Marl
  17. A serious offence ya know being personally attacked. I remember once hitting some guy with my wallet and after that head butting his foot. He got into a bit bother with the police after that. You have been warned. Dave Fallschirmsport Marl
  18. Is is really fair that only a moderator is allowed to see how a posts content has been changed? Dave Fallschirmsport Marl
  19. Sorry, but I just had to add that to my Bill von Novak duck site.
  20. But hey!, I am still training my daughter.
  21. He shot Bambi Dave Fallschirmsport Marl
  22. There is also another site that seems to confirm that Bill von Novak is indeed a duck. Clicky Dave Fallschirmsport Marl
  23. I have actually the opposite experience, or maybe I am just not a fussy as you about the shape of form. Edited to add: That I am also glad that US women don't go topless. Dave Fallschirmsport Marl