NoShitThereIWas

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  1. Oh thats gonna suck... In the 90s and sunny all week long? And I was almost contemplating not going... Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  2. I have to admit, that is pretty darned funny. BTW, Hi Vinnie!!! (Up Arrow) When is this event held and where??? Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  3. I have not yet read all of the other responses so forgive me if I repeat someone else's advice... Yep, this is a tough topic. Especially for those of us who ARE parents and/or have neurotic/panicky or just simply loving and concerned parents... When my family asks me questions or makes comments to me about my safety in the sport and/or about my daughter I try to understand where they are coming from first. Then I explain that there are risks in crossing a busy street or getting into an automobile. I give them statistical information like we lose less than 1% a year and explain what most of the incident reports consist of. That many people believe or think, what if my parachute doesn't open when in reality, most incidents occur under properly functioning canopies. I explain that shit happens and no one can control or prevent everything and that the inevitable can and will happen. I also tell them that I take all precautionary measures to insure my own safety and the safety of others. Pretty much after I tell them all of that, they feel better. There is always an element of risk in everything we do while being alive on this planet. Life is pretty short when you think about it... Lets all live as long as we possibly can and get the most out of life as we can... Be safe everyone please and be aware. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  4. Lowest pulled= 2 grand of course. In the saddle at 1,500 feet. Yeah baby. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  5. Interested in all of the above... never have flown a BirdMan suit. Raft dives, check. RW, check. Tracking, check. Hybrids, check. Freefly, check. That sums it all up for me. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  6. Freeflyz... I can be your tent buddy??? BAM! Done. Can you PM me your number? See ya soon! Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  7. QuoteQuoteYeah, baby! Deuce DiabloPilot B-squared Lummy Cornholio Chopchop Skymama SkydiveXXL SFC + 1 LizzieB + multiple hot skydiver chicks who will post prior to the event (They are only eye-candy if they don't post. Posting makes them value-added!) Sebazz Celljumper Flymysky Hookitt! Freeflyz Ladyskydiver Shannon from Byron (I don't know her DZ.handle) Nice NorCal kinda thing going. Almost half the skydivers are chiquitas! Yeah??? Well add another Chiquita to the list: NoShitThereIWas is coming out. I'll only be there Thursday & Friday. Yes I am a DZ biotch whose services will be needed in Monterey on Sat & Sun so I will be outta there on Friday night. Lots of chicks is a good thing for all you dudes. I wanna be on some chicks rule hybrids. Chop chop can be our coach/organizer. This is gonna rock. Oh yeah and raft jumps too. I wanna be on some chick/dude raft jumps. See you all there. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  8. Confirmation from NoShit: Affirmative for Thursday and Friday but leaving Friday night to head down to SMB if needed. And I have the feeling I'll be needed (which is a good thing BTW...) So... I hope to see you all there. I'll probably camp Thursday night or crash in my car for the night and head out Friday night after the dinner. Much fun to be had by all. Very Big Grins. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  9. I am curious to hear some stories, lessons learned, experiences, excitement, "Murphy" occurences that have happened to any/all of you during PRO rated demo jumps. What is the coolest demo you have ever been on... what is the craziest thing that has ever happened to you on a demo jump and what lessons have you learned that you feel would be valuable to pass on to those of us who are new to the art of doing demo jumps and acquiring a PRO rating... Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  10. Thanks Airtwardo, Those are all things I will keep in mind. Perhaps you should consider writing a book on demo jumping. The only book I know of out there that I am ashamed to say I haven't read yet but will start reading this weekend is called Canopy Skills or something... It would be good to have more books of reference (especially current ones). Anything else you wish to add or anyone wants to add about PRO/exhibition jumps, please share. Stories, experiences (good and/or bad), lessons learned. I think I may just start a new thread on this topic... Blue skies. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  11. You'll be on it with me or you'll be there to see it? Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  12. OK so I guess it is a fact then that Scorpios Rule??? Uh oh, look out. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  13. Okay so BTW here's the Scorpio horoscope from AOL's horoscopes: Tomorrow: You love a good mystery. Figuring out who new people are and where strange objects come from is your favorite way to pass the time, and you don't like it if the answers come too quickly. You are definitely up for a bit of a challenge today, and if someone can ignite that curious fire inside of you, they are likely to get your undivided attention. Look for clues where you don't expect them, and be sure to write down each bit of information as you learn it. Developing a secret code is a good idea because, in all probability, you aren't ready to share what you've learned quite yet! WTF Maynard? Tomorrow could be ALL GOOD. BTW, Don't forget to spread some love. Its really all about the love. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  14. LMAO!!! EEEEEEEWWWW! Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  15. NoShit is laughing out loud... Okay so I can handle the Jaegermeister, preferably chilled with a Corona chaser (that was my drink of choice my last night in Perris). THat definitely did the trick. As for the tekillya. Yeah, I cannot and will not ever drink Jose Cuervo Tequila straight again. That tequila can get pretty out of control... after a very interestingly bizarre evening in Vegas ... there will be no more Jose Cuervo shots for Jen. Hera dura on the other hand, I might be able to handle if you twisted my arm a little... Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  16. All I can say is that Cancers rule, right up there with Scorpios that is ... Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  17. Hey Pop, Lets get one thing straight. If I am gonna die "fucking", I am gonna be one happy dead person!!!! Edited to add multiple happy faces:
  18. LMAO!!!! Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  19. YEAH BABY WE SURE ARE!!!!!! Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  20. Oh yeah. I forgot about those PRO rated skydivers. Especially the ones that hit the center of the target ... (sizzle, sizzle, sizzle) Somebody stop me! Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  21. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  22. Whoo hoo. I have no idea where this American boogie thread is so I will just wrap it all up with looks like Thursday and Friday are gonna be fun. Haven't jumped the Skyvan in a while. I know I do like pulling 16-20 way chunks out of it though... Anyone have an extra freefly suit to fit a 5'4" 130 pound skychick? Mine is in the process of being made. And I wanna do hybrids and freefly. I guess I can always wear a baggy sweatshirt and baggy pants too right? Okay, see you all on Thursday. Anyone wanna carpool from the bay area? Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  23. blushing.... Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  24. Okay, well I really want to see you and Freeflyz and Deuce there. Is Chop Chop anywhere in the house? Can I have a witness??? OK so Chop, if you are in the house, confirmation on your ETA dates for the American BOogie. How bout the infamous Skymama? Skymama, you gotta get there by Fri. I'm tellin ya that raft is screaming out to us. I'll bring the snorkels and the fins! Ok so I am available to come to the American Boogie Wed, Thurs, Fri. Looks like I am opting for Thurs & Fri. BTW, SMB's otter will not be there so hitching a ride with the plane is a no go. Blues, JenO Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."
  25. I am kind of parial to all of the above but I really like the shit hot instructors. The shit hot instructors that can skydive shit hot are like whoa. . Multiple ratings are also a turn on. You know when they are AFF Is, TMs, Vidiets, Riggers, examiners and good looking, man ... add the pilot's license and a great personality, nice body. Yep that would be my idea of a hottie ... Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."