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  1. yardhippie
    yea, but now when I get my hair cut short my ears stick out funny like. Well, then grow out your hair to become a Hippie! but then I LOOK like a hippie. You know how hard it is to fly under the radar then?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. yardhippie
    I've caught myself a time or two doing this... Well dont make me tell you again! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. yardhippie
    yea, but now when I get my hair cut short my ears stick out funny like. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. yardhippie
    I wish we could put a counter on that... just to see how many acutally performed that. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. yardhippie
    BAAAHHH Sacrilige! Ford Tractor Co. was purchased by New Holland, mainly for their backhoe design, and dealer network. then they promptly sold out to Fiat Group who also owns both the Case Construction Machinery, and Case Agriculture groups. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. yardhippie
    now is the time on shprokets when we dance. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. yardhippie
    bah! Dont get me started. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. yardhippie
    Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie
    yea, but see, what IF they decided to hijack the space shuttle and look for Magrathea? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. yardhippie
    well my response is two fold: a) if the woman has a thingy, shes not a she, shes a he or a he/she, you get the idea. If you like you can refer to that portion as the hoo-ha has designated by our own Krelly. She too has an aversion to words like vagina, clit, pussy, etc. b) if the woman in question is indeed a women, then no we shouldnt choke if all the scheduled maintenance has been performed. That being said, unless we went down there with a regulator or a snorkel, we're not machines (thats why we get you those). Im all for going the distance, but soemtimes when it works the best for you, dont mean I can breathe. That being said, my ears are not handles, if you want to help, get yo hands down in there in the mix and lets make some quiverin happen! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. yardhippie
    I was just enjoying the fun of it all. There's poo everywhere! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. yardhippie
    wow, thats a long way to go for that joke. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. yardhippie
    Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. yardhippie
    hmmm.... postslut, just doesnt have the same ring as postwhore. but, if you prefer... postslut it is. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. yardhippie
    I'll send you a treat. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. yardhippie
    We're takin this one all the way! [austin powers] yea baby! [/austin powers] Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. yardhippie
    Nymphos need lovin too. And attention.... lots and lots of attention. I just happen to be one in line to give it to them. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. yardhippie
    Well, lets take those two our for a spin and see what happens. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. yardhippie
    Vivd makes good films, errr so I was told. Wuss......own up to watching the porn. It's only natural. I did, in my own sarcastic sort of way. Nothing wrong with looking at some nakedness Looking at nakedness can happen at the DZ on any given weekend. I do belive were talking about movie films of penetration. Porn. Sex acts. Women 99% of men will never even have a chance with, and men with small penis's. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. yardhippie
    There's a mental image I can't wash out. Put drugs in your system, then you have an excuse! I like sunshine's idea better. as any man should. I was only giving you the options you gave me. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie
    You came back with that one a little too quickly, hippie... You gotta learn sometime! The first time you get to drive a car is it in rush hour traffic in ATL? No. Start with the easy stuff. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. yardhippie
    There's a mental image I can't wash out. Put drugs in your system, then you have an excuse! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. yardhippie
    So, what kind of dick tricks you got there big guy? I can hammer a 6" spike through a 2 x 4. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. yardhippie
    Dude, you know how many chicks you 2 could get as a tagteam? bout as many as I could get running with my buddy Wyatt. Enough for me to lose half my stuff. and ladyflyer: Ive got dick tricks, but hey lets face it. Ive got no need for hangin out with another dood whilst he's doing dick tricks. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. yardhippie
    Luckily, I have a photographic memory. Looking at photographs of women in Playboy and imagining you were eating pussy doesnt count. what if its a playboy folded into an orgami shaped like a vagina? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865