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too bad the Deck is so great, yet the pond is so small. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

bolas? banned? Surely you jest. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Thats pure genius! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

hell, ive seen 10 or more people standing on it, and it didnt collapse! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

For those who want to publicly be in the closet. Brilliant. Well it is the internets. You can hide your identity. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

is Bubbles on another Forum? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I dont think I would feel that comfortable around a huge dick thats great for entertaing and sight seeing! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Doubtful at best. We all know he loves it here. He'd not gotton to where he is today if it weren't for us! and for some, he could be right! Not bloody likely! BWAAAAHAHAHAHAH! He's damaged more eyes than we have to worry about damaging his! Well what we "should" do and what we "actually" do are really two different things. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I dont know you, but Im mostly friendly! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

When it comes to houses, it is the size of your dick that counts! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

but you like the price? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

TSA: Talking and Standing Around. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Does it count if I work in a pimpin' double wide? yes, in fact if you work in a pimpin' double wide, you might be a redneck. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

he heard you were going to be here. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Easy now Hippie, you're stereotyping the redneck. I live in a condo, drive an Audi (it is a 4x4) with dual exh... nvm I'm fit your description. Carry on. I can throw stones, I live in a glass house! I still drive a 4x4 (aka AWD), I own hats that I only wear when Im working on a car, I own a pair of duck brown carhartt bib overalls with many holes/stains. I have a great set of tools. Im part redneck too. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Ya left out Texas, Arkansas, Kansas, Nebraska, and soooo many more. Rednecks are not "from" any one state. Its a state of mind, a 4x4 truck with dual exhaust and mud tires, and a pimpin double wide. Im known to call myself a redneck now and again. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I got two also, and gave... well a few more. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

In your case, that they're calling you may not be as important as what they're calling you

Well I got my start at a somwhat renagade 182 DZ with a grass strip and a Beech 18 for the "big" loads. The people that were there for the early bird load, were still there for the sunset load. Everything was pretty much honor system: you kept up with your own jumps, food you ate, and placed beer in the fridge EVERY week. Im too young to know of "days gone by" but being the son of "hippie types" I did my rebelling in college. Then I had to get a real job, so I cut my hair, shaved my scraggly face and now I have a job that pays me enough to make more than one jump at a super fast turbin DZ. at the end of the day we often have 30+ staying for dinner and partying. The alcohol ot mostly community, no one gets left out. The girls get frisky, and dance on the stripper pole. They guys get drunk and think they have a shot, and are promptly shot down. Those that stay often share mattresses, blankets, campers, with our friends. Id say no, we havent lost the "hippy" vibe, its just evolved into something a little different. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

So thats why all those women keep calling me! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Yep, that 'll teach that limey bastage to work illegally in our country! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Video, and stills! Hmmm... I think I might need to borrow a helmet cam for this... Ive got that! Well, head on over to LAX... I'll be there soon enough. You can even bring the wife if you want... But my next trip takes me so much farther the other way... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

What about this? Amatuer! That's only about 124 mph. Thats all the rental Volvo station wagon would do. Was that all you could afford?? You need a better job. Dood a V50 Volvo station wagon for 9 days in Germany rents for over 300 Euro just for the week during "peak" times. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Video, and stills! Hmmm... I think I might need to borrow a helmet cam for this... Ive got that! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

So where am I booking a ticket? Is this an offer to do a yard sale for me? Nice! Sale doesn't = free. As long as you're givin it away for free! Umm... I couldnt have put it any better! Fixed it. Now Ive got ya for blank postin, AND fixin it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865