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  1. yardhippie
    You wanna have a drink when we get there? Would you like a little drinky? I'll get you another bailey's. Blues, Dave thats ok. I prefer to have my drinky with kel... mmm... creamy. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Screw Augusta, make the trek to Atlanta. thats where all the cool kids are. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. yardhippie
    I do feel a bit better now. Thank you!
  4. yardhippie
    You wanna have a drink when we get there? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    AMEN!!! TWO other people said it! Blues, Dave Hell Im a skydiver... I'm gettin on this bandwagon! Where's it going? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Yea, you say that now! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    now THIS I have to hear! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Sweety maybe you are just getting allergies as you get older. That's what is happening to me... Nope not allergies. Had a fever ( low grade). Plus, If allergies were going to be an issue they'd have flaired up when we had the smog of pollen a few weeks ago. Working in an office with sick people + 5-7 day incubation period = sick hippie. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    there is an airbase near Dublin! and Im sorry, you must be taken out and flogged with wet noodles. While SDA's B90 King Air is a rocket ship... It is a propeller driven aircraft, and will NEVER even get close to breaking the sound barrier. Well at least, get close and not impact the earth. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I may have to adopt that as a sig line. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Nope. Heard em all the time while in Dublin. Its not illegal if youre the ones making the rules. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I used to have a jumper friend that had one. She wore it almost every weekend! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. yardhippie
    I know! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Warning non-pc joke ahead: 50,000 battered women in the world, and here Ive been eating them plain all along! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    but youre a mile high all the time. Yea, thats why I like the south. Warm and near sea level! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Who are you again? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    well, for all my "bad habits" I still take a multi-vitamin and a B-complex daily. As soon as I start feeling sick, I pile on the vitamin C. Generally 1000mg per day followed with massive amounts of OJ and water. then add in some chicken noodle soup with LOTS of garlic. That generally helps me through. Mostly. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Im just sittin here waiting for someone I dont know to post. (although I dont know you, or do I) J, is this all you got this morning? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    no not "cold" like the absence of heat. Cold, as in, sick, a viral infection of the mucos membranes and/or body. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Agreed. Lets kick J in the nutz. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie
    So starts day 3. I feel better today, but still cannot breathe out of my nose. The fever was gone by yesterday AM. It all started Sunday at lunch, I went from feeling fine and drinking Sake, to feeling like a bag of smashed assholes in about an hour. So what is is? Me? I blame the fuckers that keep coming into work sick. Im thinking "fuck man go home". But then 5 days later. Im fucking sick. Bastages! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    AMEN BROTHA! To make a long story short: When I was in High School, I didnt know shit. I went to college, I learned a few things. When I was 21, I was in a club, picked up this 38 year old woman (or maybe she picked me up). She taught me things. Ever since, I can make a woman orgasm faster via oral or hands than with penetration. Ive never met a woman I couldnt convert. But, to each their own. Its all about comfort levels. If youre not comfortable, you wont enjoy it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. yardhippie
    No. I won't. coward. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. yardhippie
    Thanks. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. yardhippie
    I'll be ok as long as I carry candy for the gangs of kids, and watch out for the roofies. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865