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  1. yardhippie
    Sweet, lemme just break out the 6-pack, body oil, and dick tricks, and we're good to go. Ok, Im only gonna set up these deals. Im strictly a hands off manager. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. yardhippie
    but what if they didnt? and say the shuttle ran? Would the two escorts have aquire the same permit? Or merely recieve approved hyperspace clearance? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. yardhippie
    no....please no more! That little wink and smile means you want more... You know. If you just dont open the attachments, you'll save yourself YEARS of therapy. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. yardhippie
    who's gonna write the ticket? The space police? No... the two escort air force T-44s (or whatever they are). "You in the shuttle, pull over down there!" like they could ever catch the space shuttle! Geeze! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. yardhippie
    who's gonna write the ticket? The space police? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. yardhippie
    Now you are starting to think like me.
  7. yardhippie
    Only takes me about 10 minutes to get her off. Must be you! bah-dum bum. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. yardhippie
    Yup, and I as your manager will mooch all the cash I need to live well, and skydive all the time. So lets get started. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie
    Well, what ever it is, I dont like it. I think a large intake of alcohol should do it. yes. Vodka, and lots of it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. yardhippie
    You mean scarier than a multi-hair colored individual running up to an injured person and saying "I got this, Im a Doctor." It was only after we got him in the ambulance that I let that local guy know what I do for a living, and only when he asked at that.........the fact that I had dyed hair and all only freaked him out then. Get the story right Well if I embellish a little bit, it sounds better. You now, dramatic. We could have made millions with a movie deal. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. yardhippie
    You mean scarier than a multi-hair colored individual running up to an injured person and saying "I got this, Im a Doctor." Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. yardhippie
    I'm losing my skillz. I blame it on actually liking someone and not being a free spirited ho anymore. Well, currency has a lot to do with it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. yardhippie
    Yes it is, why do you like it? I have more pics I can post for you. It's been 8 minutes already. How long are we gonna have to wait? I'm just trying to decide whether I should run errands now or later. May I suggest: LATER! Blues, Dave Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. yardhippie
    Stick around, you'll know more of us, and not be ok with thatl. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. yardhippie
    Muwahahahah! ...and soon the transformation will be complete... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. yardhippie
    Yes it is, why do you like it? I have more pics I can post for you. MORE?! You been holding out on us or what! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. yardhippie
    Well I know you're a woman but I had no idea you're a women! Oh, and the desire to grab the head is a good thing, yes. BUT, equal rights and all, if you dont want me grabbing your head, dont grab mine! OH, and I know how the above sentence sounds, but hell, I'm gonna leave it for the fun that someone will have with it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. yardhippie
    I thought he was a girl too. You? I thought you had a sixth sense about that kind of stuff?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. yardhippie
    Ok, ladies... a little FYI: you dont want our hands on your head when you're going down on us, same here. If it aint working, tell us, if you just want more pressure/penetration/etc... leave it alone. Maybe were taunting you for a reason. I, for one, like to see how long I can keep a woman at that peak just before the orgasm. Nothing better than that arched back, sheets ripping off the bed... well, you get the point My ears are not handles! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. yardhippie
    Houston, I think we have a problem. thats what you get for thinking. side note: all other things being equal, I find this true. Now if we're down for a quickie, hell, its a race to the finish! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie
    not at first...break yourself in to these horny, act like they never get it guys first. I swear, I think some of them get on here just to have something to jake off to. A freudian slip maybe? Do you have someone in mind!? But shes right, we're all insane, and by all I mean the ladies too. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. yardhippie
    Go for it...quite a few people will love you for it. See, even another dz.com lady thinks you need a naughty avatar. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. yardhippie
    Hey Stacey! A whore is a whole hell of a lot better than a lurker. A post whore that is. you really get to meet some...uh...well...uh....people. Yeah, thats it, people on here. Post away and let the fun begin. dont listen to her. She's a flake. Oh, and her avatar is naughty. Naughty avatar! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. yardhippie
    the bottle openers are ALWAYS a hit, and for some reason I still dont have one when I need it. Pull up cords are great, but who actually looks at what they say? You can read it after 3 or 4 pack jobs anyway. Koozies! They help keep your hands warm and beer cold. Brilliant! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. yardhippie
    Well now you can post more than you lurk. this is your open door to post whoredom! Wha-hoo. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865