yardhippie

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  1. masqarade keep it simple, cheap masks etc from party city or what ever. flower power ~ hippieish theme (one of my favorites) for the brave: S&M night Crossdressers night etc... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. Maybe for some... but there ain't NO WAY I could go the distance without knowing if I had one penis to worry about; or every other penis known to mankind! I wonder who he'll look like. If he comes out all green with a hard shell... i think you're gonna have some splainin to do! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. I am a bad influence. That's about the only talent I have. Then you and I should never hand out. Unless to bad influences cancel each other out... and I dont think it works that way, it more like feed off each other. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. We've moved onto pinkfairy. Norweigan chicks are fuckin HOT!!!! I'm pretending to hook turlte up, but i'm really trying to snag her for myself. thats a good move.
  5. Whoa! Wheres mine? back on up! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. The red I have in my hair is fake. Does that count? real red, fake red... the end result is red. I'll buy it for a dollah! Runningman? hell, I dunno where I got it? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. again, Slappie and I are on the same page! WTF yo? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. You could have NO gouda buddahness... I said maybe. Don't make me ask him to smite you too. I dont fear the buddah. I know how to meditate properly. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. The red I have in my hair is fake. Does that count? real red, fake red... the end result is red. I'll buy it for a dollah! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. We've moved onto pinkfairy. Norweigan chicks are fuckin HOT!!!! I'm pretending to hook turlte up, but i'm really trying to snag her for myself. thats a good move.
  11. I got nuthin . . . 'cept maybe some gouda buddahness You could have NO gouda buddahness... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. What does wack mean? Its what im gonna do to you for fuggin up our weather you aphibious bastage! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. that makes two of us. I was wondering whay my instructor (I was 16) was telling me not to jump out of any planes right after a dive - I was like - ummm - OK - I don't see that ever being a problem . . . I was SO WRONG . . . thats some funny stuff! My mums hubby is sposed to be working on renewing his instructor cert. He used to do all that stuff as a marine biologist. Im hoping to make a visit when that happens. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. Nice! And you'll let me talk too! You're awesome! and yet another convert! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. Not even a vagin that hangs like sleeve of wizard. The phrase one size fits all was coined because of chuck norris. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. Ok, but you're buying. Buying hell! Im cooking! greater wordz have never been spoken. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. Ok, but you're buying. Buying hell! Im cooking! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. Because he is Chuck Norris, and CN can kick disease's ASS! No vagina is too large for CN. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. We should party. I intended to! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. I used to post there a lot. Until the polarity overwhelmed me. I only post there now solely to make fun of people. Kind of like here eh? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. Silly me, what was I thinking? I dont know, but we can talk about it over breakfast. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. Turtle cant be at the boogie this weekend. As we all know, Turtle a.k.a. "God" has thwarted our good times by being a slacker and not attending this fine event. This makes the weather gods most angry and they will strike down upon us with great fury and vengance. At least, thats what I think. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. Bill Von has more posts than I do. Besides, I've sworn-off dating skydivers. thats ok. I dont want to date you. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. Yes, so many that you banged her without protection. BRILLIANT! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. I avoid that place. So much rage, so little thought. It make Hippie scared. Like this attachement. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865