yardhippie

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  1. yea... I was building a new RW suit for myself but was unable to concentrate... so I gave up ... now its surfing and drinking... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhsssssssssss! stop tellin everyone! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. ok so many of you may or may not know... I have a broken ankle. and it keeps me from gettin any kind of sleep. I need a good nights rest... so heres my problem: Im runnin low on pain killers so I have been medicating w/ alcohol. My extra medication has been lets say... ahead of schedule.... should I: Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. ok... ok... I opened it... BUT i DIDNT LOOK! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. ahhh ha! as I said " I refuse to open another attachment." I neither confirm nor deny the opening of any attachment... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. im gonna guess that is not a boobie but another appendage... LOL I belive that my post affects me similar to how your post affects you... so hey.... we are post whorin right? have at it... but I refuse to open another attachment.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. well ya asked for it... NSFW Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. you got to the WFFC even though you have no money and your ankle is broken... surviving one beer and pain killers ... and still make 3 jumps... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. I called that number and there was this old lady named genie.... and she coulding for the life of her figure out why soooo many people were calling for this Jenny charachter, but she sure did like it cuz not so many people called her anymre seein as how she was getting on in years and wasnt able to get out much... did I tell you about my grandson... oh yes hes a great boy... gone off to college to be a lawyer.... Did I paint a pretty enough picture? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. Um yeah. Kinda like my boobs Wendy W. ya know even if ya dont read any of the previous posts.... this one is priceless.... thanks for the laught. on the other hand... dose the purlple alligator really sleap behind the sofa? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. I have never pulled myself from a load, but probably should have. I didnt get hurt, but it was definitely dangerous. If I have a choice, I will not ride the plane down. I saw my friends crash landing w/ the plane b/c of poor conditions (see my avatar) they all lived, but it was damn scary. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. dont know.... ive never been the track in this car. but a rough guess should put it in the mid to upper 12's if the clutch holds. but its still factory and if I dump it w/ too many revs it over heats and slips when I grab 2nd and 3rd. skydiving is my hobby and taking the car to the track might constiute a 2nd hobby which is stricktly forbidden by my wife . but hey... is still get to drive on the street! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. when I had a job.... i spent hours on DZ.com. but now that Im jobless... i really dont get to be here as much... I guess that the deal when your "self employed" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. id love too...but ifn ya dare to read my wheaties thread youll see Im w/o camera right now. but as soon as I get back to full speed I will. its all original inside w/ the leather and everything except for the sony radio. getting ready to put the HUGE spearco intercooler and hard piping all the way around, to hopefull get the turbo to stop spiking. but yea... its still got the 4 wheel stearing, and 4wd. those new 350Zs cant even touch it... its soooo cool to see the looks on their faces when I take their money. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. for sale: BlueEyedMonster's consmicly bad jew jew. currently possessed by yardhippie! Cheap.... must sell. Wife say it must go! no offer refused. Disclaimer: No warranties written or implied, no refunds, no chance, do not pass go, do not collect $200. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. mmmm.... WRX huh... I got one better. 1991 Mitsubishi Galant VR4. got the big 16G turbo on it... no cat, 2.25" exhaust, boost controller (set at 16), egt.. etc, etc... look like somebodys old cheap family car.... but no really... thats a good sleeper car... mines gettin past that point w/ the exhaust and now 17" wheels... but damn theyre fun! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. Yup... somone is paying me back for pissin the the cosmic wheaties wheaties... but then again maybe its all a series of bad decisions.. bad trip overseas: food posioning, flu and stolen video camera. trip to DZ: 1st jump made a low turn a busted myself up good, but lived so that was good. while filiming some sweeeeet swoops had a swooper hit my camera (replaced the stolen one) and broke the lense off. put my sunglasses down and the sunglass gremlins ran off w/ them. I just want to apologize to the universe for what ever it is that I did... oh and to thank all those who took care of my cripppled ass this weekend! See ya all a Rantoul... even if I cant jump! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. high: just recieved my new PC 105 low: it replaced my 101 stolen from my luggage Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. but you left out the option to not know "crap"? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. no... im thinkin the latter is lame-o, or some other such derogatory name... why? i dunno cuz i got off newbie in no time... ... but I do agree eccentric should fall in there somewhere! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie

    Xenophobia

    I know... the phrase is so overused it has no value other than sarcasm... but I used to to have a bit or sarcasm too... thanks! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. i used to work in the forklift industry and never saw that one... but I wish I had!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. arrrrrrrrrrgggg.... higher mathmatics.... i thought I left that in college... and you bring such torture here. but is it torture If i like it? put that in your equation and smoke it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. just got back from my trip from Venezuela, and made the mistake of packing my camera eqip in my checked luggage, cuz I didnt have room for carry on (my gear was that) and between Porlamar and Caracas my luggage was broken into and camera gear stolen... soooooo.... if anyone sees a Sony PC-101 for sale s/n C10A1W62E0F42U16... I dearly miss it Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. there are two kinds of chicks in trucks... the ones who are clueless as to what they are driving... and theo ones who KNOW what they are driving. but it dont apply to just trucks... my girlfriend used to drive my drag car around town cuz she loved the attention... then she found out she could beat nearly ever other car in a stop light race... thats sexy... not only did she drive... but she knew how to drive what she had... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865