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  1. yardhippie
    I was young when I had the goat... and was scared cuz then dug a hole the night before and built this huge fire then in the morning then threw the pig and the goat in.... covered them up w/ dirt and coals and that evening... poof... dinner... yuuuuuummmmm.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    see thats the whole thing for me.... I have never questioned my dedication in my short time of involvment. Not when this dude pouded in after my 20th jump and turn his arm into jello (really) not afer the countless times ive seen people hit and think "dont bother w/ 911 just call the morgue, and just before I pounded in... my thoughts were damn... this is gonna fuck up my jumps at Rantoul. yes I flew the shit outl of my canopy.... and thats probably why im only having surgery on my ankle, but hey... .5 seconds is a long time before impact. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    got my golf cart clocked at 26 mph... the fastest at the event! I kicked ass in that cart! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    yes I belive I saw Sunny and Jerm after that night... not good... but then again... I didnt have a mirror, so I shall cast no stones... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    thinks he should be fishing for something casts out his bait.... lets see what comes 'a bitin Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Add to the list: squid, octopus, ants(the crunchy chocholate covered kind), dove, pheasant, a fly, some other unidentified bugs(used to have a motorcycle), rat, crawfish, fungus, quail, duck, goose, lobster, crab, and a grubb (won five bucks on that one). damn I forgot some of those... but to add: deer, elk, wild boar, and was once offerd crow, and had to pass. damn I need a slab of ribs and a keg of beer now.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    011001000110000101101101011011100110100101110100 Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    smoking pot

    yardhippie replied to digurman's topic in The Bonfire

    yes..... but how high does the cliff need to be for it to be considered "extreme"? 300' plus maybe? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    yes i know im completely mis quoting you here.... but it flowed so nicely. I saw some strange shit in Venezuela... but nothing so cool. I laughed my ass off at that picture... but we somehow turned it into a pity party for the goat. for the record I have eaten snake, frog, bison, rabbit, squirill, goat, cow, pig, chicken, turkey, fish, shellfish, and kangaroo, and loved it all.... but no koala.... I guess im rambling here so im gonna try to wrap it up.. have we gone so far that we cant take a picture for face value? can we not just enjoy the levity of a situation with out anlyzing the political correctness or the environmental impact of said photos? but maybe ive had too much to drink too early? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Ok so i was wondering... cuz it hadnt even crossed my mind until my Dr asked me today if I was done jumping.... and I looked at him like he was speaking another language. Im looking at at least 1 maybe 2 sessions "under" to repair the damage to my ankle, and cant wait to get back at it... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I believe that "grounded" is just a bit derogotory. I feel like a more Politically correct version must be created. something like. Voluntary slot bypasser or handi-capable load filler. ya know like that... but yes Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    "damnit to hell.... will I ever learn?" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    she finds that wuffo left their wallet full of money at her house... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    whoa.... hey.... thats bad ju-ju man.... its like talkin bout mals on the first day of WFFC... my mom used to say: children are gods punishment for sex... damn.. Im in deeeeeep shit... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    mind you thas an average.... not a given... and I really dont keep count no really I dont Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    damn.... she got video of my friend havein a mal about 5 days ago... I know it so freaked her out... damn... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    but beware.... cuz he comes bearing attachments! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    suped up my golf car and clocked it at 26 mph... drank beer and drove my golf cart.... made 3 skydives w/ a broken ankle! SU-WEEEET! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    7 months? damn... I think I would have to just give up and forget those parts even existed.... but ya gotta understand.... at least 2 times a week before she left... for the past ohhhh... 7 years. so you can see my... calll it "problem" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I havent seen my wife in a whole month.... with me being gone and her being in Mexico.... well its finally over... the plane lands at 10:55 CST. WHOOPIE! I know that some may not care... but DAMN... I havent gone a month without sex since before I was in college. OTOH... is it cheating if your by yourself? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    FUCK THE RODRIGUEZ BROTHERS! the second before you thump in from a low hook... your thinking: Damn... this is gonna make me miss a few weekends of jumping! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Boobies... titties.. hooters... melons... bumps.. boulders....breasts... knockers...cazongas... anyone else? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865