yardhippie
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But it would have been better if there was more color. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Bad! baaad Jay! funny none the less. Truthfully, Id rather not have to kiss ass. Id soon just start on the front and stay there till shes happy! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I didn't realize those were for sale. Does Paragear carry them? Nope, but "special" dropzones do! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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On a similar note, anyone have any advice on surviving a skydive without a parachute? Blues, Dave Take the deapest breath possible, then a little more just before you hit. Youll bounce like a rubber ball. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Im an ass kisser. I remind her that she bought me my first skydive. I cook. I do some laundry. and a bunch of other things that tend to keep me in good graces. that way when I screw up, I have plenty of good to balance it out! Oh, and I NEVER get yelled at, I get the silent treatment! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Have you ever stuck live battery cables on your nipples?
yardhippie replied to Ashtanga's topic in The Bonfire
Why not? Im sure clay would be just happy to be battered and fried! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
Yeeaaaahhhh! Fire! Ill not make it for Friday evening loads, but Ill be there sometime friday night. Cant wait! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Is there gonna be pretty good crowd Friday night? I know of a few that are going, and those can be counted on to party RoamingDZ style, but how many? Also, FIRE, yes FIRE. Has our fearless leader provided us with enough wood to push back the cool evenings, and scroch acres of land? Really, were gonna need wood! its sposed to be in the 40s at night. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I think I should have my man card revoked if I were to refuse The Rack(tm) V2.0, refuge in my humble abode! Did I ever mention that it was good to be the hippie? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Have you ever stuck live battery cables on your nipples?
yardhippie replied to Ashtanga's topic in The Bonfire
its like the threat level system. the more red the color, the greater the danger! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
I used to work w/ a guy who was a "hunt and peck" typer. I switched the 'm' and 'n' keys. Then told everyone in the office. He spend what seemed like an eternity trying to figure out what the hell was wrong with his computer! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Patience. Lots and lots of patience. Mind you thats not the only thing, but it sure does make the hard times easier to deal with, and the good times even better. that said. the patience to put up with my skydiving and good times shenanagins! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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theres always a party when theres a hippie around! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Dang dude - we all can fit in there SShhhhhh! Youll let the secret out! Im investing in a new air mattress too. one of those double thick ones, so I really NEED a bigger tent. Mark: thats a kick ass idea, but for the $$ it costs to outfit it, I can do some other things. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Eat more fiber. mmm. Ill have to try that. I was always told a good greasy plate of eggs and a cup-o-coffee following a large night of beer drinking would just force one to give a shit. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I dont camp in the winter anymore. And usually I dont camp in poor weather, but once in a while it will happen. I usually get caught in the heat more than the cold. I can deal with a lower tent, but Id like some room for my bedding, gear, dog, etc. Im not backpacking so weight/pack volume isnt an issue either. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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but I dont give a fuck! Im not gonna go just start giving a fuck willy nilly! but then again, I really dont give a rats ass either. Now once in a blue moon, I just might give a shit. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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This is one im looking at. Doesnt look very wind friendly, wind was the death of my current tent. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Oh the RV or camper thing is in the very near future. but we have to buy a home first, then on to other toys. and Ive noticed that I dont like to be pitching a tent in the cold, or rain, or heat. You know, pretty much boogie weather. but then again, you may have been referring to something other than camping gear! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Could "other crap" include a lucky young lady for the evening? Because, if so, you're talking about a whole other category of tent here. Because, then we're talking a little bigger air mattress. ... sometimes there is a young lady (but I dont know if youd call her lucky! ) I dont need one of those bouncy gyms, just walls, a roof, good water resistance, and enough room to move around. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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It really depends on what you want to see. Parks and stuff? Landmarks? Nightlife? that makes a big difference. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Well at least youre not one of those boogie goers that likes to crash out naked. thats the worst first thing in the am... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Have you ever stuck live battery cables on your nipples?
yardhippie replied to Ashtanga's topic in The Bonfire
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So what tent do you pitch? Im in the market for a new one and Im tired of the Wally-World jobs Ive keep buying, but Im using a tent less and less. So, Im not so sure I wanna buy a high-end (and high priced) tent. Its basically a boogie tent, a place to crash at the end of the day, but I also want plenty of room for my air mattress and gear and other crap. If you tent it, what tent do you use? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865