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  1. yardhippie
    I must admit: Kitty is right. slow jump planes are irritating. I am such a turbin slut. also: I didnt know kellys real age. and again: I havent done a damn thing all day. What a waste. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. yardhippie
    So what are you doing saturday night? I will be at the boogie of course...god only knows what I will be doing there though you will party. and you will like it! if you dont like it, we will force you to party more, until you give in and like it. Only then will you know the true power that is the halloween festival! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    after years of complaning about the noise, and recieving no retrobution, the sparrows declared shenanagins against all large aircraft. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. yardhippie
    I have realized that I shall not come close to winning the costume contest. so I shall throw some crap together that is different, yet cumfy. and I will party. that is all! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. yardhippie
    I have hours and hours of source tape. i figure if Im lucky ill have 40min to an hour of edited (allbeit poorly) video. just not enough time in the day to put it all together. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. yardhippie
    What??? It's not like I'm asking for much. I figure, if you got a job that pays well enough for a man to stay home all week and care for the kidz, its good enough to get a baby sitter on the weekend and we can both go skydive! whoohoo! I too search for a sugar mama. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. yardhippie
    Is now a good time to ask if you'd be the mother of my first 6 children? Ok, but... I only want boys, no girls. And, you have to be a stay at home Dad. And, dinner has to be ready when I come home from work everyday. And, you have to keep the house clean. And, you have to watch them while I jump. And, ok, that's all for now. somehow I dont belive thats gonna work for him. I dunno.... just a guess. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. yardhippie
    New rule: Anyone not wearing a costume to the party has to be naked. new rule 2: Bolas MUST wear a costume! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie
    you would! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. yardhippie
    I want royalties. Mama needs a new pair of shoes. i think you should get about 3.50. thats a good number! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. yardhippie
    You must have looked in my windows last night. he is only a short ultralight flight away! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. yardhippie
    Oh and here comes Paris Hilton's flight now! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. yardhippie
    I resent that remark! I dont smoke! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. yardhippie
    And the british figured they would stealthily ship last weeks uneaten fish and chips to another country until their plan was foiled by seagulls! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    gosh kelly! youre old! and hmmmm do the math! if she was 10 and you were 19, and your 23(i dont remember for sure) woah... that makes her young. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. yardhippie
    Its official! we are gettiin a divorce! sombodys gonna loose a trailer! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. yardhippie
    FUCK OFF......damn i wana be there nah! ive gotta work for a few more daze before I can fuck off! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. yardhippie
    oh, and get some video! you want someone to hold your beer? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. yardhippie
    well if you forget your rack when you come this weekend, there could be a riot! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. yardhippie
    sorry, but Im the hippie, and it comes with the hippie! Ricooooo Suaaaaaveeeee ok, shoot me now. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie
    oh, now that song will get you the chicks! and YOU know this how???? hell I have two wives, and the kitties! what else is there!? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. yardhippie
    I would probably shit my pants if it was me... that's just nuts... I guess you know to stay away from the U.S. Military vehicles when they are out on the roads... ok ok ok! lets get this thread back on topic! this is about post whoring! no about the sheepfucker in Iraq! seriously dude, be careful overthere! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. yardhippie
    oh, now that song will get you the chicks! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. yardhippie
    It's either N'Sync or that damn Macarena song. hmmm... you need a boat. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. yardhippie
    is that all they play in Cuba? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865