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My husband wakes himself up all the time from his snoring. He then looks over at me with this look on his face like: "WTF? What did you do? Why are you waking me up?" He has no clue that he has woken himself up Im responding to you because of what you say, but GFD might check this out too. Sometimes snoring is associated with sleep apnea Basically, your snoring closes off your windpipe and you can breath, then you wake up, not knowing WTH is going on. Other symptoms are chronic lack of energy, complaints of not sleeping well, chronic snoring, etc... My old boss had that and it was regulated with some kind of mask (not very attractive), but his wife said it made all the difference and she AND he were sleeping much better. thats all I know, maybe ya'll should check it out? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

No, no I didnt. I stayed away from moonshine. I cant imagine the horror had I had some of that! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

the concept of forced induction it to compress air so that you can use more fuel, thus getting more fuel/air into the combustion chamber making more hp. result: less mpg. also, superchargers require more hp to operate than turbos. what are you trying to do? on what car? on what engine? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

The Rack(tm) v2.0, its whats for dinner! or Theres always room for The Rack(tm) v2.0 or The Rack(tm) V2.0, mmmm, mmmm, good. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I was fixin to say! dammit, I left too early! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

You don't get it...hippies don't have furniture. I do too! hell I even got me a new house! yes its a coleman tent, but heh, I was living large last weekend! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Nope... Someone might hit their head on it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Hey, I learned that Seattle is in Oregon, at least according to the damn dirty Hippie. You call that tame? Ok so, I had a severe case of drunken hippie. AND if you recall, no sooner than I has said it, I was trying to correct myself! Things I do know: I had chugged a beer before I even got off the landing area. I had drank more then 6 beers before dinner. I have no idea that time it was when I talked to you! I had a kick ass time! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I dont have a night stand.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

The Ozzies are trying to avoid calling attention to themselves. It's just too dangerous. Explanation here: http://media.uselessjunk.org/videos/warpe.wmv OMG that is fucking hilarious! sad thing is you could do there here in the states too! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

6 jumps 1case of beer owed and paid for 1st time at Mt boogie 5 jumps on a demo canopy 1 hit and chug win (Bobster has video, I did win right? ) awsome food (thanks for the late night snacks Tammy!) 1 time forgetting my geogrophy, and having NWflyer give me a lesson 42: number of times shananagins was hear Sat night round the fire. Yes, the mountain boogie rocked. And there is plenty of video to prove it!

There fixed it for ya! Hmmm...I sense a divorce a-comin'! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Quote Name a place a baby sticks his fingers that he's not supposed to. in a vodka bottle Something a skydiver hopes won't happen while he's on the plane. Diarrehea Name something wives are always nagging husbands to do. Stay home and not skydive Besides a logbook, what else would you find in a skydivers gear bag? Gear! Name a sign that someone is a wuffo. confused look at a DZ Name something you can put beer in. your mouth Name something people leave at a DZ. beer Name something a cat does. meow Something you might see for the 1st time ever if visiting a dropzone. A skydiver humping a tandem instructor (fully clothed infront of a class, yes theres video) Name something you do at a boogie. drink vodka Name something a manifest bitch might be asked to do at work. Go skydiving Name something you need to go bowling. Vodka Name something associated with a skydiver. Flatulence Name a job that is still primarily held by women. Manifest Bitch Name a famous brother and sister. Jack and Jill Name something you take to the beach. Beer Name an ingredient in a Bloody Mary. Vodka Name a flavor of jello. Watermelon and Vodka Name something in the garden that is green. Pot Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine. a fly Name something you do in the bathroom. Shit Name something with a hole in it. an ass Name something you can climb up. antenna Name a post-er on DZ.com yardhippie Name something you feel before you buy it. Sex Slave Name something you jump on and ride. Hot Skychicks Name something you would open with your teeth. blouse Name something you raise. en erection Name something that never stops growing. need to skydive Name an event that people video tape. Schnanagins Name something that wears out over time. a BBQ grill Name something that needs to heat up before you use it. blow up doll Name a game you can play in bed. hide the salami Name something people say they've never considered trying. anal sex Name a part of your body you only have one of. brain cell Something that makes you scream. Hot skychickies Name something you pull. my pud Name an occupation that begins with J Jackass Name something you wear to bed. a smile Quote I decided to have a bit of fun with this one. Im sure someone else can do better! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

There fixed it for ya! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Fucker! but I mean that in the nicest possible way! I got too much crap to do, damn. I should have been packing, not trying to edit video! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Currently Im using an older, low end version of Ulead. I had be using Premier, and Im missing it. Mostly b/c my version of Ulead is missing much of the features I used in Premier. While it is VERY easy to use, if you do any video editing for very long I think youll find it just donesnt have the features that other editors do. I just need to get version of premire off my other computer and put it on this one.

not only that, but did you hear the end? to old guys talking about how bad it was? Perfect for my editing ability!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

excellent!!! thats it. I had no Idea it was that long... I cant use that through out the vid... it should be at the Mt Boogie, and SDA's halloween boogie! thanks! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Im looking for the Dr. Pepper tune. The one with the girl talking to the guy, but the guy only hears some little diddy. ma-na ma-na. do-do da do-do-do anyone? Im gonna use it in a vid. thanks. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Yeah,but can you skydive? at this point, does it matter anymore? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Is that a beer gut I see hippie???? Nope! thats my love cushion!!! Ive been a bit lax on my exercising since my move to ATL. Shell666: Why thank you! I got a long tongue. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I always thought that song was about being pregnant. You can't get pregnant from swallowing. We asked our sex ed teacher that when I was in Jr. High just to embarrass her. In high school sex ed our teacher (a coach) was speaking on the make up of semen, and at one point stated that it was full of protien to help the sperm survive this cute little girl raises her hand and asked "then why is it so salty?" Everyone wanted to date her after that! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

So the answer is... Never Meet Any Women? yes, if you fear the yelling. Me? i think its good. yell at me all you want. I dont care. I might start caring, when you shut the hell up and speak to me like a human, but until then, Im having a good time! but then again, Im a bit of a sadist! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

ding....ding...ding...I think we have a winner. Although I think there still might be a chance to get yelled at. yes. because youre ignoring her. or youre too distant... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

its the only one I have here at work that I just love. me of course! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865