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ive been living in that phase for nearly 30 years now. somtimes i'd be perfectly content working construction for the rest of my life, and other times Id rather be and executive.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Wait till you see that girl in a Strip Club... The dancers had to get double security when she was around. She makes Kele01 look like an Angel at the Clubs. dear lord! thats the kinda stuff that makes me blush! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

a woman saying "I deserve to be in porn" thats just hot any way you shake it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

you post on DZ.com and are a skydiver. You can no longer be cosidered innocent, you are automatically guilty, do not pass go, do not collect $200, go directly to the gutter. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

We had one at our Halloween Boogie last october! Not the best pole i'd ever seen, but hey, there were chicks up there on it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Let's just be a little forward!!! Don't you? If you don't swallow, how do you eat or drink? Hmmm. So what you are saying is that "You eat - therefore you swallow?" I like that logic... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

fuel pumps, filters, and injectors are the pricey parts. Most of your MAIN fuel line will be metal if not all, but the return portion (injection, emissions, etc) can be rubber or plastic. its not just the corrosive attributes of acetone, but also the natural lubrication that comes with the fuel. In diesel engines especially, the fuel is also a lubricant for the pumps that pressurize them for injection. Remove too much and you have a failure. Same with gasoline. thats why back in the day when we'd run AV gas in our race cars we added a certain quantity of marval mysteryoil to the fuel so we didnt burn a valve. As emission standers get more strict, and fuel systems more complicated, fuel quality becomes a major concern. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Now go do, that voodoo, that you do, sooooo wellllllllll! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

des-ta-ni, des-ta-ni, no escaping des-ta-ni... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

we used to call a beverage we drank so much back in high schoo Voodew, a cocktail of vodka and MtDew. good stuff... so no, I suppose I dont voodoo... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Just wear your proteks. yes. safety first! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

handcuffs are cool, but not as cool a some good rope. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

dood. Im afraid that your schnozenberries may taste like schnozenberries. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Awwee. ok - In before the the what is that called again? this is like watching that drunk guy dance around the bonfire at a boogie. You know he's going in, just not sure when. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

HAHA!!! But who would be my leading man???? g well if its gonna be 100% midget porn. it'd have to be Vinny! mmmmmm with lots `o tequila????

seriously dude. step away from the LSD and have a little happy nap. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

wish I could make it, but Ive got to work during the day, and date that night, and im cooking for our Cinco festivities on the seis de mayo at SDA. you crazy kidz dont get into too much trouble! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

HAHA!!! But who would be my leading man???? g well if its gonna be 100% midget porn. it'd have to be Vinny! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

funny how a piece of stainless steel makes ya do that. oh and if there aint video, it didnt happen. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

actually yea. right down there in macon! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

the older Nitro(Hiper: Nitro, Blade) canopies lines were unprotected from UV. their color is a brownish tan. The new Nitro lines are black, my understanding is: the color is to help reduce the effect of UV light on the life ot the line. this is not a coating but a dye. (please correct me if Im wrong). As for precision canopies: a Nitron or a Fusion, etc. I dont know what lines they are using now. that being said. i am not a very neat packer. I keep my stows very short (about 1" or less). I find it helps with deploymment (lines twists). I also leave about 20"-24" of line between my last stow and my risers. I then wrap my risers/lines around the bottom of my reserve container till they meet in the middle, and simply 'S' the remaining line. Ive got at best 400 jumps on this canopy and packing this way Ive never had a tension knot, or even anything that looked like a tension knot. IMHO the "knots" experienced while walking the lines out are due to how the force is applied to the lines. For instance: if the lines were to "knot" up as they were walked out. Keep tension on that "knot" and have someone pull the canopy away from the container. the loose lines would then become tight and the "knot" would simply go away. therefore: that type of knot is not any more probably than on other line sets, because the lines have tension applied to them from the canopy down, not the risers up, and a tension knot with HMA is simply a packing error, not b/c of the line type. but then again... I could just be crazy.

They begged for more, that's part of the Orfun thing! I took pity on them and stopped...after awhile. the paddle broke! there fixed it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

he is no ones friend. hes is PsychoBob! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

No one is going to believe I sent you porn because I'm 40 now. I look better with clothes on. I can be the judge of that. Send pics and I'll let you know! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Well, duh, he needs some time to look at porn first. Geez. why would he have to look for it? most men should be able to find it with his eyes closed! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865