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  1. yardhippie
    QuoteMy cat has lost hair on its tail. Is it because she's old? I don't like to pet her..she makes me itch, and I break out in massive welts, if I do. So now that I no longer pet her she gets mad at me and plants tootsie rolls in my house as revenge. Quote let me get this straight.... You have a hairless "cat" that makes your itch if you pet it. so you dont "pet the cat" therefore your little "kitty" takes revenge against you for not paying her any attention? wasnt there a south park episode about this? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    thats because were all taken! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I do see everyones point, and I will be looking at this my first pack job of the weekend, and most likely change my packing methods. Below is feedback I recieved from Mirage. If anyone wishes to know who I was corresponding with at Mirage feel free to PM me. I left at those portions b/c I neither a representative for Mirage nor a rigger. I am definitly not an expert. just my .02 Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    men have to go throught a lot to get laid. women need only one word... yes. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    so she's the control group? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    its too late for that. my verde sauce is smokin. everyones ass will be bad or hot at the bare minimum, but not hot like yours... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    yea, i can tell ya there was no sleeping going on before her! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. yardhippie
    I waited for the woman of my dreams and I married her! (someone tell my wife I said that so i can get laid tonight! ) Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    fixed it for ya! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    i dont ALWAYS want to get laid. Somtimes I just want some good head. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Im going to regret eating that greasy pizza for lunch. I'll drink too much wine tonight. Im bored as hell at work. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    actually. it goes... this one time at freefly camp.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    percieved benift being: keeping the unstowed portion of the lines away from the stows. Possibly preventing the unstowed portion from wrapping around a stow and creating a bag lock and/or tension knot. my idea being. that because the "group" of lines meets in the middle of the bottom of the and as tension increases on the lines, the will continue to "want" to be together until all the stows are removed. So cosider a stand/sit premature. the lines are in the center of the container, the will act much like a board on a corner and "ride" the outside bottom of the reserve container. does any of that make sense? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. yardhippie
    because we have a penis. You must use the penis or it will shrivel up and fall off. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Well...I kinda substituted another word for lamp. Let's just leave it at that. lets not! Do you love carpet? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    And just what kind are YOU? must be a virgin rita, cuz shes a nun! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    And we - who are not allowed in the green room - are supposed to believe you? belive! or she shall smite you! You'd probably like that though. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Me too! Just ask the people in Palatka. do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    says Im a strawberry rita... Im not buying it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    You are not allowed to use greenie powers! says the underpowered turtle to the mighty skymamma! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I love lamp. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    or this... Just like Slappie did? thats what i get for being lazy and not reading the whole damn thread. Im actually having to work to day! very soon... lunch not so soon... beer. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    or this... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. yardhippie
    Im offended at you taking offence! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I have deicided to be a bad ass mutha today. Stay outta my way or pay the prices bioches. its friday, and I got to cook enough enchiladas for 16 peeps by tommorow night. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865