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shot glasses from all over the world. Preferably Hard Rock glasses. Their food aint so good, but a shot glass is cheap, then when me and 10 of my closest friends are slamming back some jagermeister, we can have a little trip down memory lane. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

None of the above What the hell is an old lady who is about to die doing standing at a bus stop on a wild stormy night? Shouldnt she have called 911? That woman is crazy! She could cut yo ass! If I got an old friend who once saved my life and they were in town and didnt call, there's a reason. they must be up to no good. The perfect woman?! LOL! theres no such thing! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

i have probably around 350-400 jumps on a Nitro (Hiper) 120. Yea I started under it waaaaay too soon and paid the price in an ankle. I was lucky it wasnt more. I have since started over and have been able to go good distances with it. I too loooove the HMA lines. its easy to pack and Ive had one premature with it and its forgiving in that respect also. I jump a camera almost every jump and after a 10 jump day my neck isnt killing me. if I have to come straight in for some reason it lands easily. I am reaching a point where my turns are becoming more and more difficult . With the shorter recovery arc, finding that point where you should start your turn gets tough, because the canopy wants to recover on its own, and I have found at high dive speeds (my protrack flat lining) front riser pressure gets high the last 30 degress of a nice slow 270 turn. some of this a attribute to me needing to focus on my set-up, and turn speeds. I have enjoyed this canopy and would recommend it for some people. I expect to stay under this canopy for one more season and then move on to something a little more agressive, giving me about 600 -700 jumps under it before moving on. Hope that helps. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Oh no! We miss you already! We'll take lots of pics for ya.

Good thing you're a skydiver. Well, except for the bud light part. You watch your tounge missy! Bud light has been the number one selling beer for a long time. Oh, and I was drinking Miller High Life last weekend! its the Champagne of Beers! If you cant drink those in mass quantity: you might not be a redneck! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Im a redneck that lives in the big city! Hows that for ya? Ive lived in "the country" my whole life. Dirt roads, dogs without leashes, using farmer teds field for bonfire parties, peeing off your back porch, and all that other stuff. I left it behind. yea its more expensive here. Most of my friends are here, I love to go out to eat, drink, dance, party, see new things. So it puts me closer to what I like. But at the end of the day, I still like a good bonfire, a keg of bud lite, and good friends. Home is where you make it.

Ive called a few DZs home over my short career, but when I first visited SDA I knew it was to be my next home DZ. One of the many reasons I moved to Atlanta was to jump at this DZ. I've been jumping there since July and it seems like its been years. SDA has a large freefly population with all skill leves and many people willing to jump with you for fun or for coaching. The number of RW jumpers has increased slightly, but its still a bit small. I would say its a rare occasion that one couldnt do a few 4 or 6 ways on Saturday. The plane is super fast. I dont think you'd know the difference from that other super fast king air without a race or stop watch! Night life is awsome too. From the months of April to October theres a cookout almost every Satuday night, followed by the usual legenday parties. SDA has some of the usual problems associated with a DZ and this number of people: there never enough showers in July after a day of jumping, sleeping arrangements are pretty much a hotel, tent or crash in the hangar. I hear some of the hotels give a discount if you mention your a skydiver.

you have friends? when did this happen? must have happened when you climbed out of the cave! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I guess you being a hermit has paid off! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

She's stinky. She has girl cooties. Everyone knows girl cooties smell. bah, who knows then. I smell so that tends to make other smells better. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

you left out those that still have the hook in their mouth. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

may be you smell nice when their love life stinks. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

What did the Chinese parents name their retarded kid???? ~Porn Kitty I dont care who you are! that shit is funny! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I dont give a shit if its a repost! I laughed! 2 brothers, a 6 year old and a 4 year old, were upstairs in their bedroom. You know what?" asked the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nodded his head in approval. The! 6 year old continued, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'. The 4 year old agreed with an enthusiastic grin. When their mother walked into the kitchen and asked the 6 year old what he wanted for breakfast, he replied, "Aw, what the hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. The 4 year old sat with wide eyes at the table, awaiting his mother's return. When she came back downstairs, the mother looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he cried, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios." Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

You didn't say I had to stop looking.. can I continue to look! Congrats sexy on your photos in there.. they just couldn't refuse those I think.. Parachutist needs more kitty we all need more kitty. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I thought this was going to be a thread about Billvon. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I'm in that pic too, but they didn't mention me. at least you HAVE your Parachutist. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

It would be kind of weird to think you were going to be arrested for something that is legal. That would be like walking down the road smoking a cigarette and worrying that every car that came by was a cop and was going to arrest you. youre not paranoid about the being arrested anymore... its the clowns. fear the clowns. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

only in Cuba. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

... why work when I can PW and still get paid for it? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Random collection of words. Big donkey chases monkey through toilet plant. ass notebook waterbottle humping sticker hat. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

you keep talking and all I hear is Blah blah blah blah... its the noise, no. Really. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

mmmm... Boobies Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

shouldnt you be like, I dunno, working? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Houston? your DZs are too far apart down there. and the wind blows ALL the time! its ok if you hate the braves. we dont mind. we're really not here for the baseball. were here for the party! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865