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Come to think about it, you do have this Warren Beaty arua about you. I never could put my finger on it till now. I don't know about the Warren Beatty thing, but that yardhippie's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?

a brief synopsis Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Come to think about it, you do have this Warren Beaty arua about you. I never could put my finger on it till now. We are gonna go raft that river. maybe I should bring my bow and arrow? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

stay home and wait for the mail to come... when the mail carrier arrive go out and throw a bunch of shit in their vehicle. then tell em... oh, sorry, I keep having to do your fucking job, maybe you can take my trash out for me. then walk off. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

ever see Deliverance? Banjos make me nervous. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Just thought of something else. When the air expands, the water balloon would gain surface area, thereby slowing it down a little before impact. Just another random thought to contribute!

jessie and i being naked anytime anywhere.... never a big surprize ......... NOPE! we always throw down and represent...... properly ....... good then I wont have to spank you and punish you! Oh, my! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Oh, If I said IM GOING. She be a trooper and go. Belive me... I got my "I aint scared" phrase from her, but hey. I want her to come back some day too! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Ok ok, enough about how bad I smell. anyone else up for some drinks tonight? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

sadly I dont just let any kennel take care of my puppy. and as it is I dont like boarding her at a place a trust. She's just too old (12). id rather stay home or know someone that will look after her for the weekend. Plus boarding = $$ something I dont have much of lately. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

we'll then lets it up and get some more peeps on this. c'mon people, theres a good chance I'll be unsupervised. Everyone KNOWS the carnage that follows such an event. Unless someone wants to stay home and doggie sit for me. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

but this is page 4! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

and that there's a good thing... why you say that? If my mom is coming here for strippers and blow (i made that up), INSTEAD of seeing her first born. hey, who am i to judge! Jen~you are forgiven and once again allowed in my presence. just FYI, my mom got the nickname "bulldozer" about 3 years ago. On her way home from the bar she fell down in the mud and made an awful mess. Bareley able to pick himself, her SO, up much less her too, he stumbled home got the car and came back to get her. Once in the car she deposited a large amount of mud she'd been wearing. aka "bulldozer" We also almost got thrown out of a winery and a B&B back in 99 while in Margaret River, South Austraila b/c we were so drunk. I love my mom. NOTE: i in no way condone the drinking and driving of my mother and her SO, but in a town of 39 at 3 am in the middle of nowhere Austraila where he's the head cop, well, they were doing ok. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

but if I can put the dinner off till Sunday... we'll see. ohhhh yeah...do that! it would be great to hang with you again and meet your mum...I had way too much fun last weekend! theres no such thing... ...as too much fun. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

very good. but proper suther drawl is: thaat boie jus aint riaght, bless his heart. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I call your dare. I'd watch cuz it'd be hot! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Well...I could let her do a shooter off of me...does that count? My mom has been know for some crazyness, but I doubt that strip clubs and doing shooters off my friends is still in her bag o tricks. If I have to cook dinner Sat. night I doubt I'll make it to the Farm. its a 2 hr drive and theyre driving 5 to get here tonight. I doubt she'll wanna spend 4 hours in the car tommorow. but if I can put the dinner off till Sunday... we'll see. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Jessie being naked at The Farm is nothing new... Just ask old man Jim... The only problem with that scenario is that J was also naked... Scary that was... VERY scary!!! I wasnt referring to her being nekkid as a new thing. I was referring to the bigness of her party skillz. Go big or go home girlie! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

meet my mum? No seriously, this is your chance to find out just why Im so demented! She gets in tonight and we may go out for some drinks / snacks or just stay at my place for the same. Food: Saturday night is chicken enchilada night at my place. Per my mum's request I'll be fixin up an awsome feed. I know most of ya are headed out skydiving this weekend (I would be too), but Ive not see her in nearly two years and she's only here for a couple days. Even I sometimes get my priorities in order. give me a call or PM me if ya wanna hang out this weekend. Im gonna do my best to show her what ATL is all about! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

the first one where Towlie showed up... or the TIMMAY! thanks giving special with "GOBBALS" the turkey. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

make us proud Rockstar. Make us proud. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

* disclaimer* I only have about 15 pack jobs on a velo and 20-30 on stilletos. the following are the tips I recieved the first time I pro-packed a velo and come from a seasoned Velo pilot on the PST. Ive had good openings. Hope this helps a little: normal pro-pack except for the following. make sure the slider is well quartered and enough sticking out of the nose you can grab it before you wrap the tail. take the outer 3 cells on each side and tuck them in, back toward the tail. I grab about 3" of the material, and just a little fold inward and back . NO rolling or stuffing. Pull the slider out just a touch and "wrap" around the nose material directly behind the slider material. and by "wrap" I do not mean rolling and or intense action. Through the exposed slider material I merely grab the 'A' line group and thats it. Wrap the tail tightly and rest as usual. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

just get a new one and and write in the last jump you made X number of spaces in to it, get a reputable jumper or S&TA to sign it. Then start filling in the blanks. Good luck buddy.

I'll have you know that hippies take good care of their teeth, its the smell that gets ya. Although, I am originally from Arkansas. maybe that applies too. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

People assume I look like a dirty hippie rather than smell like a dirty hippie, when they meet me they are confused and stare at my ass. What should I do? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865