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I call bullshit! I put a jihad on your ass! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

huh-huh, huh, huh, huh-huh she like.... ate Cox.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

the word "boob" is to funny that bacon is to food. just insert the word boob and voila, its better! chicken boob fire boob sky boob Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Yup. Don't unstow the brake while pulling the slider down. Ok, seriously, yes there is a risk, it'll be just like any brake fire, if you fire a brake while pulling your slider down, simply fix the turn with some riser and/or release the other brake. Then work your slider down. The big thing is to remember altitude awareness, AND keep your airspace clear. Entanglements just won't do. This is another reason why I'm getting a RDS for my next canopy. Jumping with just a partial RDS on most jumps, no more messing with the slider, just BAM and its off and stuffed down my shirt. heck yea. After I jumped Hans' RDS system and then repacked it... OH hells yea. I'll be giving Joe a call after my new toy arrives. Ive had a brake fire from me pulling the slider down, BUT that was with my old risers (triples). Since I changed to different risers (and a different brake line setting), No problems. Although, I am still careful when pulling the slider down, its always a possibility. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

do you have a brother Daryl and your other brother Daryl? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

whats that spell!? ME! so why's we gettin all sideways about the 'I' in 'team'? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

You just remined me of one: bob... its like a boob without the ooooo... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

It was more fun when Julia was around. she hated that word. moi-st. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I asked it if I should drink beer. the response: "it is decidedly so" trust in the magic 8 ball! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Ever have words that make you giggle or laugh cuz they sound funny? these are some of the ones I like: Boob poop member and most recently: sideways Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

too bad Im not gonna make it. Im takin time off the boogie circuit. I'd have to get all kinds of sideways with the boss to get to get that time off. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Ive got at least one extra eyeball... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

WOW! are you guys gonna have A/C now? Crap ya'll be moving up in the world! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

lasy ass! read up like 4 or 5 posts! Geeze. look out for the grass you might fall. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

you said member.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

you said vagina. will you be humping at SDA this weekend. I could use video of you humping a dried apricot. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

She should pay me. what can I say... its good to be the Hippie. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I just hope there are no curbs around the cabin... or anything that might reach out and try to chop a toe off?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Grasshopper, it may not be in you best intrest to "pass out". As we have learned, I and another male of greater or equal value can pick you up and carry you places. Granted its quite a chore, but hey, its doable. This being said, passing out on a camping trip with a bunch of skydivers could provide for some unique photo "opportunities"! Ive had your cookin, now I know why it tasted like it did! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Wow. even Im feeling the love here. Oh wait, I should put that down. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Oh, we've got a kennel we use and trust. but that cost $$. I may see if I can talk someone we know that isn't going to come have fun with us to look after her for a couple days. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Seems as though my co has decided that I should live out of a suitcase for a few weeks starting in late july. in the next 8 weeks i get to go here: Detroit, MI Northern Ohio Northern Indiana St Louis MO Amana, IA Frankfurt, Germany Eisenach, Germany and maybe Marktoberdorf, Germany Gold medallion status here I come! Oh well, at lest I get to come home on most of the weekends. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I dont care who ya are, anything called the "plow" position, cant be something I'll be gettin in! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

You can come do yoga with Jean and me tonight.

Were looking for a doggie sitter. cuz no doggie sitter = no Hottie Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865