yardhippie

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  1. Ummm...THANKS!...about damn time! Don't make me call you a butt cheetoh! DONE! Now you owe ME! Didnt think about that did ya?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. give me about 2 min. your will be done! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. that avatar is on the other computer. Which would require me to get off my lazy ass and change it. If you were lucky someone that had saved it or had the origina file could just PM it to ya. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. Oh, no. She aint trippin. I used to be hotter than a georgia summer. seriously Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. Where's Yardhippie's abs? Huh? I need to visit Tecumseh! the abs have made way to a 6pack belly. the 6pack being "beer". I soooo need to get in the gym again.
  6. Silly boy, pub is on Wednesdays. So it must be the premature ejaculation. dont they have meds for that? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. well thats why im in Amana colonies. FPS. problem being, both adjourning weeks Im supposed to travel. I like to at least get home every 5 days. It helps to keep my Hottie happy. Although I've never made it to CF before. If ya make it to FPS check out our site, just dont ask for hippie, they wont know who youre askin for. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. Speaking of moon, howzabout some new pics of your ass?? nope. Im outta shape and not near as ready to show off my ass as years ago. my ass is an eyes only view any more. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. that'll make ya happy. you did take it off with a Gleaner didnt ya? High: I live in ATL with lots of my friends Low: Not all of them live here. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. I dunno my vagina ran off with the penis and the cow jumped over the moon. oh and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. WTH are you gettin all sideways about? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    what about waffle fries? do waffle fries make you think of penis? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. did someone say BOOBIES? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. bunghole bunholio tittiekakka Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. I see you're feeling Randy today~! g I think he's always feeling Randy. Well, except when he's feeling Bolas. sadly... its one in the same for him. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. if there's no video... it didnt happen. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. No. You smell funny. And you have typos. Brie whats wrong with smelling funnie! or is it the combinatin of type-0s and smeling funnie Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. secrets get me all sideways when I cant tell nobody. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. I really prefer you not work on my doo-doo! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. Oh yea... maybe I'll work on that tonight if I dont got to trivia. oh, and Im supposed say "suck it sideways" to gain access to the house of boobs! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. I'm going to rue the day some judge asks me "what exactly is it that you do do, Ms. Stewart?" I'll be forced to gulp down a giggle and respond "Your Honor, you just said dodo." Brie Oh, I'd love to be in the courtroom that day, cuz when you got throw out of there we could fall down laughing together. doo-doo Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. aaaaaaahhhh! wonderful funny 'tool'. tool boob it dont make sense, but its still funny. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. together our combined age is now 13 Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. cant it be both? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. I just realized you included "ass" in the topics. We actually don't get too many posts about ass for some reason, and that's kind of puzzling. I mean, as much fun as boobies can be, everybody has an ass. And people of both genders and all persuasions should be able to appreciate some kind of ass. at our dropzone we've determined that it is NOT possible to go longer than 15 min with out discussing things going into or out of someones ass. no, really. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865