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How Small Does a Raise Have to Be To Make You Laugh?
yardhippie replied to NWFlyer's topic in The Bonfire
Dont ask. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
turtle when I see you next. Im having bob wipe his man sweat on your eyelids for that! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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thats cuz youre probably trying to say it with two syllables. mumble the 'a' out and make it one syllable try saying 'rurl' that should get ya close! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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HA HA! she posts! the Brent/Hippie combo is a juggernaut of destruction. Two things are certain: Brain cells destroyed. Fun will be had. I love my new avatar! Me: bobbing for Jager bottles! Can you believe that chick was gonna hold it up so it would be easer?! WTF was that about.? I told her if Im going bobbin for Jager, Im doing it right. So, she gave me the last orange hat! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I would personally attack you for suggesting that one would have to lower their standards to hang out with me.. but then again... you may be right... Proof is in my avatar. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Are female skydivers wasting everybody's time including their own?
yardhippie replied to stuartledden's topic in The Bonfire
I call Bullshit on that one!! I know a few women that can make you want to exit at 600 feet over broken glass at a a Salt factory if they let one rip at takeoff. some of the nastiest ass Ive ever smell "pooted" out a womans ass on an airplane ride to altitude. I almost hurled. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
BWWWAAAAAAHAHAHAAA! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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yea... good times on a TUESDAY! hambone: guess you got it figured out huh? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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You obviously havent spent enough time with us! When I told Hottie he was in town, she wanted to know for how long! Probably, b/c she know that she'd be toting us around for a while! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I stalk myself... I'm my own worst enemy Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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This is why i had to say no to the extracurriculars last night. I had had all I could take. Went home watched a little Miami Vice and passed out. Admit it you are just a little bit jealous. Yes, we're jealous. We didn't have any fun after you went home. SEE??? and THAT is why Im so damn tired today! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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You should go to Neighbors tonight if you can get away from the family. . so should you! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Good god man! You're just jumping in with both feet! Well done sport! Carnage, hangovers, and debauchery.... what else do we need? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I imagine if someone harrasses Kitty she'll post some of last night. Mind you some of em are Brent and I with lotsa hot chicks... so you'll just have to look past the fluff. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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RoamingDZ.com,Roaming and Rafting August 4-6
yardhippie replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in Events & Places to Jump
RAFT NAZI !!! I hope to see this " guest" on video!! VIDEO!? thats only for those who GO rafting! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
yea, we didnt take my friend to trivia last night and then make our way to Atkins Park (highlands) for Xmas in July for: bobbing for Jager shots (small Jager bottles), I got a free hat and jager shot jager snow cones cheap ass Sam Adams drunken debauchery intil the weee hours. damn I love this town. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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best I could do on short notice. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Now THAT is amazing! Boy am I glad I got mine on time for once!
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Of course! Im out early Sunday, gotta catch a flight. Oh, and Ive got worse! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Oooohhh! The pics I got from whirly ball! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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does she know that? she does hide the horns pretty well OMG! so Im not the only one who hear this? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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but girls are suppose to be made of sugar and spice.. the key word in your sentence is "girls". Kelly, is a whole different creature! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Ok Bob, thats two nut kicks from me. One from me, one from Leslie. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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So now I'll have to watch out for both you and Andy. Damn I'm screwed.
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Bob, I dont konw how many times I got to tell you: I love you like a brother, NOT like a cellmate! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865