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  1. yardhippie
    Friday night was good to me. Saturday... well at least I remember the family style meat fiesta! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Or maybe no gay man would have so little fashion sense. tight jean shorts......eeewwwwwwww! Brie obviously you and I define "tight" as something different. Oh, and Kel... I dont wear a wedding ring. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Nope. but it might be cuz of all the womens that are hangin all over me. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    What my parents dont know, I dont have to explain. Although, its been many years since Ive had to introduce a SO to them. Now my friends, i think it best to keep them at a safe distance from the parentals. Especially after your performance kel! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Which reminds me of another great Quote: Rockstar: That is mighty small for a Penis. actually I belive the offical quote was Lauralicious: That's mighty small for a cock! Oh, and bottles we (Hottie, Rockstar, Joanna, and I) brought and were emptied: 1 liter of vodka 1 fifth of vodka 1 fifth of flavored rum 1/2 pint of jack 6pk corona 6pk Dos equis Mind you, that dont count the Psycho Punch, Jello Shots, Pineapple death juice, and other assorted beverages! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Team Stroke-Her RULEZ! Thanks for takin the lead Spence. We had a blast. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Team Stroke-Her`s great battle cry from Captain Hippy.. "You guys Paddle faster.. I’m trying to mix another drink back here!!" Not only did I have to lead the boat to ultimate glory, I had to mix the drinks too! We took only a couple pics over the weekend, although im sure a couple hundred were taken. THE picture should never be shown anywhere, at anytime. but dayum that was some funny shit! oh, and for thoses in the stabbin cabin, dont forget about Joanna the ANT SLAYER! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    that why Im wearing a hat! damn what a good time! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie
    Im currently in Bloominton, Illinois. Tmins 55 min till take off. Land in ATL around 2, haul ass home. Grab two hotties and head to the store, buy some sur-plies. Pick up one MORE hottie. Head to the camping and drinking and eating and rafting and debauchery! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. yardhippie
    I grew up in "the country" I work with "farmers" all the time. Damn Im glad I live in Atlanta! Its all a personal thing. What are you looking for in life, etc. Just remember, a farm will eat up all your free time eventually. Seriously, you are tired when you get home from work, then you have to work on the place until you cant stay awake anymore. Manage your projects so you have time to enjoy your great place! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    make that three hotties. its good to be the hippie! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. yardhippie
    mmm... another night in a hotel. Last night in the midwest. Whoohoo! Im in a hotel before dark, I dont have to get up early. Bourbon here I come! Rafting day after tommorow! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Im always ahead of the game! ive not driven for 3 days. what does it matter where I am? As long as Im at my flight on friday! Dont taunt the Hippie, the results are not pleasant. Ask those who've experienced the carnage! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    You know it's your job to know and remind me of such things! Quit yer biotchin and get the hell outta my thread of youre not gonna get drunk and.... bastages! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I am goin to bed, eventually. Im tired. Im ready to go home and raft. I dont care what ya'll did last night, im here tonight! Bioches! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Ok listen up. Ive been dirinkin since 7. Im tired. Im beat. Im somewhere in Ohio, Ok checked the letterhead of the hotel. Lafayette, OH. Who gives a shit how burbon or bourbon is spelled at this point! Kentucky, straight, on the rocks, w/ a side of Coke. I get all kinds of people in trouble. It happens if you hang around me too much. Just ask my friends! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    You guys are freaks! Good thing I like yall enough! Well done. Classy and sultry. Too bad she's better than you! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. yardhippie
    Im about 30 min north of Indy. Im thinking were and exit or two north of Lafayette > Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    post whore. There some better endings to that line, but Im all alone in a hotel room in some town in Ohio. No, SERIOUSLY I have no idea of the name of the town. All I do know is I can relax and not work until 1am, so Im drinking burbon... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. yardhippie
    I think youre thinking of a different noun! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie
    took a couple guys from work and did the family style thing. I got the chcken with black bean sauce then we had the sechezwan duck and the some kind of salmon. mmmm.... no workie tonight! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Ive not a fucking clue where Im going, nor where Im sleeping. I am on the other hand bringing 2-3 HOTTIES with me! Can I crash at your camp site now? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Que? I dont get it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Bob has a LAST name? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    PF Chang's chinese bistro.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865