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If he sports a thong, Im bringing my overalls and a banjo. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I wish I was in Atlanta. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

so you like your meat beat? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

amen sistah. amen. Its been a week from HELL! Im layin low, eatin some great food, and gonna edit up some video tonight. mmmmm... wine.

I dont see your name on that list! You'd better get on that list and be present and accounted for come next weekend missy! Wait, do I know you? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

My Kenko .5 has been a great lens. I did get the Pro version, I think it was about $45 3 years ago. Im looking at widening my angle of view now that I'm "inside" many more formations rather than outside. With my .5 its tough to get more then 2 in the shot on a tight 4 way base. I'll not get rid of my .5 though, its nice for big track dive other such stuff. just my .02

There have some issues at our DZ as of late. Our main landing area can have two landing directions REGARDLESS of wind direction. hangar on the left or right. It is the advanced landing area with a swoop lane. We have plenty of other areas for landing if a pilot wishes to land in to the wind or has less experience. I personally think this is an effective way to separate some of the slower traffic from the faster traffic. Does that mean the the swoopers can do whatever they want? NO. I regularly keep my head on a swivel for other pilots and traffic. I have regularly had to abort a planned 270 for some other type turn or no turn at all. Have I made some mistakes? Yea, but I talk with those involved and try my best to learn from it. IMHO the problem is not the young or old, advanced or novice, or even swoopers and striaght in pilots. Its EVERYONE. At any particular DZ there should be a set of rules for traffic patters, holding areas, main and alternative langing areas. And EVERYONE should follow them, no matter what their opinion about them. Because as soon as one person does something different, then another thinks its ok also, and before you know it, you've got a canopy collision. I ask that pilots of larger canopies respect the guys on small canopies. conversely the guys on large canopies deserve the same amout of respect from the small canopy pilots. Visitors to the DZ should be briefed on that DZs practices, and be expected to adhere to the same rules the local live by. We have a moderate sized DZ with advanced pilots on almost every load mixed with large accuracy guys. We know what each others canopies look like. Even if we didnt, if were paying attention to our surroundings, one can pick out the small and fast and the large and slow. Respect each other and the rules for your DZ everything should be fine. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I'm thinking it really doesn't matter now! Now you've hijacked the thread. You are a very bad hippie today! Who? Me? yes Ive been bad, very bad. just dont send me to bed without my dinner. See Im trying to keep it on track! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

there fixed it! I keep praying I dont get punished! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Only if you bring the alcohol to go with the pie. Oh, yea. I'll have alcohol. its like american express travelers cheques... I dont leave home with out it! what kind of pie we having? I need to know which bottle(s) to bring! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

If I hear, "go to the kitchen and make me a sammich", you're out! I dont want a sammich, I want a pie! now get in the kitchen and make me a pie! so do I get to stay? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

So, they'd still be saving $5! thats what I was thinking. though I had eating in town, thats why I pay the $10. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

nah, I need Jager, its natures pain killer. I should be working... I keep gettin these last min projects dumped on me now that its only me handling this line now. Im such a slacker. Oh, well, ive got 5 hours. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Id have been fine if I hadnt felt like I'd been kicked in the mouth by a horse. My gums hurt so bad it made my head hurt. It still is difficult to eat today. I no likey the dentist, which is why I dont go, which is why im in this predicament. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Id rather be there when she's there! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Skydive baby! Skydive! I should really take my change down and cash it it. I think I have 4 spagetti sauce jars full of change. In the past they had around 75 each. Ive not cashed in for some time now. hmmmm.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

havent you heard? 40 is the new 30! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

NO I didnt. and neither will I tonight. after an epic weekend and going out every night until Wed. then thursday goin to the evil sadistic beast that is the dentist. Ive got nuthin left. Last night, make hottie cook, edit some video go to bed. Tonight: work with Wyatt on some video, go to bed. saturday: Im not going big, so I'll just go home. Ive got a flight on sunday and travel all week. Im tired, and I want my new toy to show up. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Carnage. bad bad! Im not worried about Travis... I have one of those jousting thingies! Oh and I will never pie someone with a rig, or gear on. You know we always wait till nighttime anyway... beware the darkness! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Please be nice to me! I break out in hives whenever anything but moisturizer touches my face! Brie I'm just not going there!!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

thats because we have a virtually ENDLESS supply of shaving cream an paperplates at our DZ. Which reminds me... we owe someone, an we owe her BIGTIME! Sneaky little vixen! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I dont make it back to town until 2ish. You're on your own! Hopefull I'll make it up there before dark. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

it'll prolly be like last night. dinner round 7'ish, neighbors after that. As soon as I know, you'll know. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

just dont use the GLASS ones for the bombs, the sake glasses get stuck. although we still get drunk! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Well.. sometimes it is easier if you hold it up.. you dont have to bob as much. Whats the plan tonight? N'bors? I dont want to end up at a strip club. Agreed. I have neither the $$ or the engergy for a strip club. Probably dinner somewhere and neighbors. I'll call and see whats up for dinners. I like sushi and sake bombs. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865