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fun hell. Most of these roads are too brutal even for a RENTAL CAR! FYI, dont ever buy a 2006 Chev Monte Carlo from Avis! See my profile. I play with tractors. Its really not a bad job. I like it. Just a really busy week. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

nope. in west palm. Im not spending the $$ to stay there till the breakfast. I'll save that cash for the jumpy and party this weekend. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Ive been in the glades all week. Staying in West Palm Beach at night. I flew in mon AM and have driven over 600 miles. Most of it on farm roads. Bugs, alligators, sunburn, and black sticky mud. yea. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

No Talent Ass Clown and Clay. I though the only food at the Pony was finger food! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Beer. Cheap and cold. That way I can expense it. Go home tommorow. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Yup. It's right by my hotel this week. Its called Rachel's and is billed as a Gentelman's Steakhouse so guess what else is there? Yup, strippers! Whoo hoo boobies and steak, what could possibly go wrong? I expected the food to be bad, but actually (the 8oz filet) was extremely tender and cooked perfectly. The saland was well done and had a nice raspberry vinegrette. It was a bit pricey even for that steak, but overall the only think I feel jaded on was the girls. Most of em were attractive enough, but DAYUM not but one of em could even remotely dance. No, really, this one spent her 3 songs talking to another girl, and when a guy came up to tip her I overhear her say "Oh, I dont really dance" Well, no wonder she was bitching about not making any money, she was a NTAC. Im glad Im headed back to ATL, where we have the Pink Pony. That is all. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

this is gonna rock! We is gonna jumpy jump, then, we party PARTAY!!! Did I mention I loved boobies?! Work sux lets go skydive! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

This happened to a friend of mine: Freefly dive (head down) somewhere around 7000 feet the reserve handle was seen loose on his rig, moments later the reserve deployed destroying center cells (how many I cant remember) He didnt have a hook knife. Deployed his main a flew them somewhat successfully till a few hundred feet above the ground when they split and went into a downplane. Result was a broken femur. I'd have to refer to some others for all the other details like rig, exit weight, et. Some others that post here from WTS may recall better than I. Just figured Id present a real world occurence of your question. Be safe. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Im taking Hottie out Saturday night.

I use the small bands. If youve got enough band left to make a double stow, you can probably go to smaller bands. Actually, on my first two locking stows I use the large bands. all other stows are small bands. It was a packer that did that one, and it helped reduce the amount of searching my Nitro did. I also use short stows 3/4" to 1 1/4", but that was with uncoated HMA lines, on a recommendation from a canopy MFG. But then again I never had an issue with poor openings on that canopy. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I feed my wife the tube steak on our annaversary! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

hey, Im not a psycotherapist, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

You know what the problem is? The problem is the fucking Canadians. Even worse, it's the fucking FRENCH Canadians. We should close our borders to them, or, if we do let them in the country, we should profile the hell out of them and they should only get to ride in the cargo hold or middle seats. Political enough? I'm sorry that's too funny... and true to be taken policitally serious... Remind me again why it is that america hasn't annexed Canada yet? Cuz we dont want it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I find that stress, length of sleep, and alcohol play a role in my dreaming. For example: higher stress less remembered dreams short sleep cycle less remember dreams large quantities of alcohole less remembered dreams Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Remi, maybe you should post a photo of you in hot pants. lets not do that.... or I'll post somthing... something terrible! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I used your '1)' for a bit. And worked toward lucid dreaming. There for a while I was able to conciously change the direction of my dream and once or twice wake up, but I was never able to fully control the "environment". That and I find when I have very vivid dreams I feel like I didnt get any sleep that night. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I wont name names, but dayum! Her ass is rancid. Maybe she'll chime in and claim em. She normally does on the plane. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

And with that, you and I are not much different....weird. Everything's relative.

Damn straight. Ive got better things to spend dollahs on. Plus, I have no desire to "impress" anyone. At work I wear nice clothes, button down collars, dress slacks, always pressed. Ive got a decent amount of $$ invested in that wardrobe, but one must appear proffessional in that environment. I'll not buck that status quo cuz it keeps me in skydive gear. Ive also got some nice shirts, pants for evenings on the town. I like to be pimpin as much as the next guy, I just cant justify doing it b/c its trendy or popular. I wear clothes that enhance my features, I just do it for less! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Its cold as winter in here 2day. My nips are hard. (not like thats tough to do) but shit man. why do we have to freeze in the am and cook in the afternoon. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Young grasshopper... you are on the path, but have sooo much to learn. You must be able to grab the jagershot from my hand, and then you will be enlightened! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

oh yea. if the sinus' are bleeding all over ya, your good for another one. If you can clear your ears you might be ok. I burst my sinus on a jump back in 04. I still have problems, and I get sinus infections on a regular basis now. When I used to never get them. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

you mean proportions? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Bobs thread got me thinking and then last night I have this crazy ass dream. We were flying in a small jet and there was a large explosion on the ground. I had to tell the pilot to land. When we landed we were in Turner field during a baseball game, but because of the explosions everyone was running. There were more explosions caused by torpedos falling from the sky. As we (wife and I) ran from the stadum, I forgot where we parked the car, so did my wife. I fact, I didnt know where we were even at. (odd since ive been there so many times). So, we decided we had to get home b/c of the falling torpedos. On the way home I decided to stop at a sporting goods store to buy a gun. (again really odd, cuz Ive got enough already) The wife and I got separated and I got lost. I knew I was headed in the right direction (Atlanta can be a bioch to find your way around), but didnt recognize the scenery. Then... my alarm goes off! I hate it when I can finish my dreams! Damn alarm. so, what dream did you have last night? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Now now... all those animals you are cruelly torturing and devouring like beasts have a place in this world just as we do. .... right next to the vegetables and potato! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865