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    hmm... tom is arching on his head. (not suprised) Travis and Brie left on time, Tom didnt. We dont call him Tom Terrific for nuthing! He'll probably slack ass and not show at SDA again this weekend. Someone kick him in the nutz for us kids at SDA. Nice dive. I wanna go skydive now.
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    I could have been "the Donald" Or retired to a small island in the south seas with a dozen scantily clad womens to take care of me. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    same govt. cheese. Ive got knives nail clippers, etc through security. Accidentally of course. You spend enough time in airports and you hear how many (not all) of the TSA folks talk, see how they act, you get a bit of a feeling that we're not doing the best we can. and I quote a TSA agent walking down the hall last week speaking to other TSA agents walkin with him. " its a good day, back to work for 15 min and we get another 1/2 hour break." Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Oh yea, hang that spoon baby! Right from you nose. Where the hell did that come from? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    No. You is a freak. That is all. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Exact-a-fucking-mundo! I travel constantly. In fact Im somewhere new every week for the next 5 weeks. So here are my choices: Check my luggage so it can be lost. Pack no toiletries and have to buy them and throw them away at my destination. I have developed my packing skills so that I can use a typical sized roll on and pack for 7 days. Now I'll run the risk of being without ANY clothes for multiple days and having to deal with someone (over the phone) in another country who can barely speak english, much less give a damn about the fact that my underwear smells like a 50 year old locker room. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Leftovers?

    yardhippie replied to normiss's topic in The Bonfire

    Do not. I repeat, DO NOT ever attempt to reheat Taco Bell. Things I cook that are great left overs: chili spagetti sauce spanish black beans chicken noodle soup vegitarian cheese dip the guacamole is superb, but rarely is there any left over Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Okay okay I'm back! You = slacker. now move to Atlanta already! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I have a LOT of friends. Scattered throughout the country. The ones that I get suck in some airport nearby with no car and no hotel, and if I called them they'd come running. I have a large group of peeps here in the ATL I call friends. We play together, we help each other move, carpool to DZs, share food, etc. I have an even larger group of acquaintences. Those are the ones that I would even call friends, but we've never really gotten that close. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Hey guys

    yardhippie replied to Aviatrr's topic in The Bonfire

    were you there when we took over the bar in the "west Bestern"? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Hey guys

    yardhippie replied to Aviatrr's topic in The Bonfire

    Whats up! I was just talking bout our fun at Mardi Gras a few years ago. Glad to hear you're still kicking and you got a big plan. Be safe! I'll send ya a PM also. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Slogans

    yardhippie replied to leroydb's topic in The Bonfire

    Prolongs active Yardhippie. the ghetto name generator was better. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    you werent there. You want more ass kickin words? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I just checked. its crap in there. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Yes we know! We like you like that sweet! see freaks do get the hot chicks! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Amen. I think the world would be a hell of a lot better place of folks would just not pussy foot around. Dont be a whiney little bioch, just say how you think it is. Im not saying be rude. Just matter of factly. If people dont like it... more than likely they werent your friends to start with. Ive been told Im cold, or an asshole, etc. I think its my ability to remove any detectable amount of emotion from a conversation. Best I can tell its cuz I'll tell ya what Im thinking good or bad. That way there's no guessing what Im thinking. but then again. Im just a freak. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    With that size canopy and exit weight, its just a nusiance. Keep working on your body position. I watched my AFF vids from over 5 years ago. WOW! No wonder I had line twists. Relax, focus and listen to your instructors. You'll do fine. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    You're a tool. Id wipe my ass with my hand before I'd ask you for help. there are so many. Why? you get a line you want to see if thats what it is? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Im taking our camera down to get processed today. We'll see if Hottie too any good ones headed down the river. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Im in between. I was a packrat for years. just is case I need it later. Im with Chrissay on this one, I didnt have much as a kid, and wasnt willing to part with what I did have. but i have come to realize that if I aint gonna use it, Im gonna send it packin. Having a neat and tidy home is gettin more important. If you saw it now, you'd not think that, but when we clean, its an all day or more affair. EVERYTHING gets cleaned. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    HA HA! Team Stroke-Her strikes again! Long live the Captain! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    We had STEAK on the grill! Any good man knows you dont leave a STEAK unattended! Geesh! that was a good time! so when we going back? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    someone obviously dont know you very well. You should show them the red wine stains at my house. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I still dont know you! but you feed me alcohol when I help you do stuff so who needs to figure anything else out! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I think its like the safe sex exit. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865