yardhippie
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Actually, on the ride over to the Pony we made some calls to anyone we thought might show up last night, and others we just wanted to torment. Jessie was one of those. We were supposed to DD her, but I just got caught up in the moment of boobies, and lips and alcohol. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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yes, yes. Cater to me! because its all about me! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I live in Atlanta. Theres no such thing as "safe travel" on the roads here. Here's to hoping I make it home before the traffic "explosion" that happens this afternoon. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I do!
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and now I have proof! and BTW... Im still trying to get out of putting one up! Im no scrooge, but I despise the holiday season. When I was a kid, my parents always got together with friends for Thanksgiving and Xmas. It was a great party with food, fun, alcohol, and sports. Not too many decorations, just friends and fun. I get to do that tomorrow, and Im stoked.
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when it falls over! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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That's GRRRREEEEEEAAAAATTTTTT!!! I can already feel the warmth of the cash that shall soon spontaneously combust from my wallet... LOL! dont worry. its only money! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Oh, yes. There was more, but Im not gonna put it all out there on the first post. Hell, as the hangover sets in Im still trying to remember everything. Things I know for sure: ATMs at strip clubs are BAD! Strip club drinks are stronger the more you tip. I love boobies.
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We know them, we love them. They are our friends. They have dinner with us, they drink with us, they fall down with us. Hell, they even make really bad suggestions about going to the Pink Pony on a Tuesday night. The get us excited about that trip on a Tuesday night. Then, they flake! Yes folks, flakey friends! Beware, because at least ONE is among you! Tis too bad really, cuz things were discussed. Boobies were viewed, as were other portions of the female anatomy. Shots were consumed. Girls in laps. Drunken dials. Mass hysteria! So I ask, WTF am I doing at work? And where the hell is the one that suggesed we make that outing last night?!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Im not sure that Wyatt and Tara together in the Pink Pony is such a good idea. its kinda like putting Mentos in Diet Coke: its fun to watch but somebody's getting sticky! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Why does that song 'Rawhide' keep going through my head? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I have just been ensured that we will have a "pimpin ride" provided (with driver even) to shuttle many of us from The Farm to the Pony and back! It will be much like the party bus, only smaller! Now we just need someone to sweet talk Hans in to a temporary stripper pole! This way, those of us who actually want to jump, can get back to The Farm and not have to wait on the others to "come to" the next day! OH yea, cuz leaving the pony at 3am headed for the Farm will get you enough sleep for some prime 3 in the afternoon jumping! Damn Im glad I only live a 10 miles away. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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be rude not to! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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HEY...get your own shooter girl! Ladies. let's not fight... surely you THREE can get along nicely!? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Now if THAT isn't the understatement of the year! AMEN brotha. amen. and Beth. My now void contract with kel doesnt include west coasters. In fact, you should be paying me a dollah if I even grace you with my presence at this event. Oh, and will someone PLEASE let Wyatt know this is happening. He'll make plans for something else if we dont, and I KNOW he wants to attend this. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Didn't I hear Hottie say she was coming on the next outing since she can't sleep when you are away??? She did say that. SWEET JESUS! Nothing good will come of this. So let it be said, so let it be known! thanks Laura! No more paying dollahs for staring at kel's cleavage! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Thankgod some one is going to take me under their wing! I think I am going to get liz to come too...I can't wait! You'd better prepare her. This aint like a wild night at the DZ. If a Pony outing got any wilder, it'd be porn! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Ive gone about 7 years w/o having to put up a damn tree. This year, no such luck. there has been a decree in the house. We WILL have a tree. Only problem is: I will be the one to get it, I will be the one to keep it watered, I will be the one to clean up. But, at least it will keep Hottie happy.
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ATL to FRA on delta is about 410 right now. Im considering doing it just so I'll make Gold. mmm... MAG-MA! now all ya need is some friggin sharks with friggin lazers on their heads! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Hell, what else we gonna do after trivia? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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And I'm not sharing her either! Not even with me? Obviously, you'll have to find your own Angela (the asian shooter girl). i dont suspect Jen will let her go until Ben runs out of cash! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Genrally you can find a kitten for free. then just hang a $5 price tag around its neck (not tightly), and place in a box (with holes). Sit back and watch the fun! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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its good to be the Hippie! Plus the Pony is a great place for me to look at your cleavage and not get charged a dollah! Wait till you see the look in Tara's eyes when she gets in there. its like she realizes the answer to life is 42 AND knows the question!!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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dont buy beer. Buy shooters for the girls then sit back, relax, and watch in amazement! I know of at least 3 of the women that may like the girls more than ME! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Now if you only had a pair of Kangaroos. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865