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One more link, and you should shoot yourself. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Dont make me taunt you a second time, jeehsus! Blazing Saddles! WFT over? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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DOOD! You left out Super Troopers AND Harold and Kumar! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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there is that smell again. What is that??? Its the smell of my burning chair, cuz Im sittin too close to the heaters while you fools freeze! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I wouldnt have even made a skydive today if it was a working jump. Screw that noise. Same goes for tomorrow! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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as long as they keep getting the tickets, "officially" my driving isn't bad. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I can only imagine! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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yea yea.. talk to me againi when you back from your trip and having to look for work! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Bloody mary. ONE and ONE only. It will take the edge off. Then water, juice, or sports drink. Thats about a 4.5 hour flight right? You dont want to be all dehydrated for that ride! Plus, you'll need the hydrations for this evening. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Buy a white one and dye it! Ive had mine for around 7 years now and it needs to be put up as the second string or for guests. I'll be careful when selecting my next one. Make sure you get one that is somewhat quilted. that should keep the down from moving all over inside. Mine has a bad habit of all the down moving out to the edges in a couple days. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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60% of the time... it works EVERY time! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Wierd. I had one nipple thats been acting like that since last saturday! Our nipples are in sync how strange. So you feel that too huh? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Wierd. I had one nipple thats been acting like that since last saturday! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Is that anything like the smell of monkey balls? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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NO!! NO!! NO!!! ANYONE that gets tossed out of the pony before midnight gets put on the Eturnal Wanker List!! Seriously... Many people will not even be getting there untill 11:00pm or later. PLEASE.. Dont get tossed out early. Wait till we all get there so we can laugh at your ass as you get tossed out. Exactly what I was thinking... but when the writing is on the wall. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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You were DRUNK! The whole lot of ya! Surely Im not that loud when Im drunk! I give you guys until 11 before you get thrown out of the pony. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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posts hell! After ya'll display at trivia the other night, I of all people should be creeped out! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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So How Many People Are Gonna Be In YOUR House For The Holidays?
yardhippie replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Im buyin a bottle of good burbon and closing the door and turning down the lights. Hottie and I are staying in the ATL. Im not driving 2100 miles again this year. If they wanna see me, they can drive their happy asses out here! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
Have a lot of cajuns out there in Cali eh? Enjoy! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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To add to a loud phone talker is the damn new bluetooth shit. Now they talk loud and if you dont look for it, you'd not know if they weren't crazy! I know I talk loud, its just how I am. Probably something to do with decades around extremely loud machinery, and being in sales. Having that knowledge, if Im in a public situation I try to go outside for my calls, or if I must talk in a hushed tone. Some jackleg idiots just dont have the curtesy to quite down ot get the fuck out. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I had mine done about 14 years ago, at 16. The dentist said then that they would come in and cause problems, and its better to get it done younger. I dont remember gettin and IV, but I do remember waking up and needing help getting outside. I remember getting sick from the anesthetic (as I have all three times ive been put under) Loads of gauze in the mouth, barely able to talk. Unpleasant to say the least. Then I made the mistake of going to a party that night. Bad idea. Follow the dentists directions. Take ALL the anti-biotics. I was over it in 3 days, but still just a touch sore. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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When I had mine done they put me under. Id hate to have to be awake (no matter what the my state) for that. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Your getting a bus too?! DAMN...another good adventure missed Hey, wait a minute, do I know you?? Ummm...no. Questions is....do you want to?? I might... that is if we've met before. You must know the secret word to enter. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Not if you can't find them. My thoughts exactly! Oh, and McBeth: careful what you say, you said 'jump' not 'skydive'. Hmmm at the strip club I might be jumped humped, but I'm not sure I will be doing the jumping fixed it for ya! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Not if you can't find them. My thoughts exactly! Oh, and McBeth: careful what you say, you said 'jump' not 'skydive'. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865