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Oh, you can BET that kel has noticed em all. Seriously: We love our Kelly. but good lord woman RELAX! What is your babymaker clock ticking away or something. I wont mention numbers, but lord its been a full summer! (Im not talking about sex here people) From the outside looking in, your intrests change with the winds. Simmah down nah. Out of all our friends which couple that is happily together was out "hunting" for a mate? Not one that I know of. Dont change who you are, dont expect anything, and dont let a couple goobers get ya down. if all it took was a couple goobers to get ya down, why the hell to do you hang out with Tara and I? See ya tonight for trivia!
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I don't assume that anymore, I've just learned to lower my expecations...a lot. See! those who expect nothing are never dissapointed! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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"My ass tastes like shit!" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Oh, I don't. I assume a steady decline. That's why I figure I might as well enjoy them early cuz it's all downhill. are we talking depreciation here? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Speak for yourself. Some of us are quite capable of doing all at the same time!! Teach me o great one. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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That men will get any better. Were heathens. We fart and burp and lie and cheat and steal, but not all at once! Its part of our genitic makeup. There is only one creature on earth we can be calmed by: Women. Some of us accept that and move one. some women find one with a bit less shit that the norm and snatch them up. Its hit or miss I tell ya! Inspired by Kelly's thread. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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well youre into stage 2: acceptance. now if you can just move past that stage. Just ask Hottie, she'll tell ya how full of shit I am. Hell Im lucky theres a boogie this weekend or I might still be in the dog house from our last little outing. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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kel... sooooo many comments I could make here. but out of my respect for you I'll play nice. I always liked the " I just wanna bone" line. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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tomorrow is my friday. Im gonna boogie till it hurts. Literally. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Monday Funny - Things that are Hard to Say When You Have Been Drinking
yardhippie replied to skygazer's topic in The Bonfire
am I the only one that has trouble saying 'No'. I feel my liver will never be the same after last thursday. I know of at least two more on here that have the same problem. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
If you show up as an orange we're gonna kick your ass. Our costumes along with the others in our group have been in planning and prep stages for months. I did just get the key piece for me last week. Its a bit too small, but I dont care, were gonna look awsome. PLUS, a dedicated Halloween attendee starts planning the day after. That reminds me! I need somone with whiteish, holy looking robes to give me a shout. We've got a late entry to the competition and time is short. We have to be able to write on them. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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hmmm... you should have stayed out with Tara and Me thursday. You have been fine. Brie: you mean TOM is actually coming to SDA!? I look forward to seeing it! Krisanne: Sweet, I heard you might show up for this one! I am officially at T-minus 47 hours 30 min Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Boot in ass. Theres a reason my light is off idiot. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Not planning to get security deposite back on rented RV.. Check !!! Nope, unless I get signed and notarized contracts from those who wish to destroy said RV, no damage will be allowed. In fact, for those who are contributing to the funding of this RV, it aint no party wagon! The beauty of having and RV that is 'mine' is I can easily say " I dont care where you go... but you cant stay here!" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Sweet! A birthday! Have a happy one, and my favorite part: the spankings. Whats after the spankings? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Last min. pre-registration done. Last min. reserve repack done. RV pick-up on Wed. IM there for the entire event. lets partay peeps! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Can you *get* up to 100 in 1/8 mile? *knock on wood* So far, I've lucked out and haven't experienced the extreme traffic issues which I keep hearing about. You just cursed yourself. and the only times I use 85/75 or 285 is when I know its not rush hour. Traffic isnt something that happens here. Its a way of life! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Can you *get* up to 100 in 1/8 mile? If you have the right car! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I couldnt have I was plenty hammered when I left. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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No worries. Neither can most of the people I talk to! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Ok, ya got me. I can spell Atlanta, thats why I use ATL. and obviously I cant spell 'crown' either. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Well....that all depends. Do you remember IMPORTANT stuff like birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, etc? If you can't, but you can remember a 3 year old Nemo posting....methinks you need to check your priorities! No need to check priorities. I already KNOW they're bass-ackward! I dont need to REMEMBER things like birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, etc. Thats what micr$oft outlook is for! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I got a semi-DD from the Hippie on his way home. Something about "you need to move to Atlanta where all the cool kids are." Have you won since I left? mmmm... beer. My head hurts this morning. All I gotta say is: 'ATL' its the way it is. The airport aint that bad for the busiest airport in North America, and Id still rather change planes there than DFW, Ohare, Dulles, or Cincinatti! We have MULTIPLE Crown rooms! Oh, and if ya dont like it, come get me! I'll be waiting for you on peachtree! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Stand by for your sermon on the Search Function..... Well since you suggested it! so I dont care what you people say, just cuz I can "remember" some things dont make me old! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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You could wear a sack. Then you'd be a balls sack! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865