ZigZagMarquis

YES!

Is that illegal in the UK? I thought I read that once upon a time, prostitution was illegal in the UK because to pass a law making it illegal they'd have to admit to the queen what hookers were / did and they didn't want to offend her "delicate" sensibilities?

Good God, NO!

Heh heh.. Canuckistan!! You crack me up! Yeah, I thought it was the GREAT WHITE NORTH!!?? Aeh!

John, what would the wife think about that?

Yeah, that's pretty much what I've done... except for the wanting to see them after 5 years part...

ARGH! Nicely done.. You turned my procrastinating tips into maths!! And here I am trying to AVOID doing just that!! (It's an accounting exam.) Sweetie, I wasn't thinking math.

Quid... quid, huh... now where did I put my "Kookie Brit Slang for Currency to American" conversion chart... ???

Well.. I haven't done much studying, but my apartment is completely spotless!! Do you ever combine procrastinating tips? Like 2 + 8 = Cleaning house naked

Wow, good for you. That whole concept is alien to me.

Agreed, but doesn't a gal gotta be able to make an income somehow?

This holiday season you should plan an extended skydiving vacation to SoCal (Perris, Elsinore, Taft) with a side trip to Eloy for the Christmas Boogie. Ditch the family and disappear to the States for a couple of months.

Are you saying the Duchess of York lacks class or the "Royals" lack class? As a distant observer, its been difficult to tell.

Well, lets see... if you go without sex (without someone else involved) for 7 years, you're a born-again virgin, so... Anyway, I voted "once a skydiver always a skydiver" because I haven't been jumping much the past year, in fact, haven't jumped since Feb, because of work being such ass-pain. But I keep saying I'm going to straighten myself out and get back to spending most of my free time at a dropzone... guess I'm procrastinating...

I guess its rough being a former "Royal"... or... is she still a "Royal", I mean, they refer to her as the Duchess of York, but she's divorced from Prince Andrew... huh? --------------------------------------------------------- http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/05/23/duchess-york-caught-selling-access-prince-andrew/?test=latestnews The U.K.'s Duchess of York was caught on camera in a News of the World sting revealed Sunday, apparently offering to sell access to her former husband, Prince Andrew. Sarah Ferguson, 50, allegedly asked an undercover reporter posing as a wealthy businessman for a $40,000 cash down payment in return for an introduction to the Prince, as well as a $724,000 fee wired directly into her bank account. Ferguson also insisted on a one percent commission from any deals the businessman worked out as a result of her royal connections. The duchess claimed to have discussed the terms with her former husband, saying, "Andrew said to me, 'tell him £500,000.'" She also suggested Prince Andrew, who works as an unpaid special representative for the government agency U.K. Trade & Investment, would be a willing business partner. “Look after me and he’ll look after you ... you’ll get it back tenfold. I can open any door you want,” she was recorded as saying. There is no suggestion that the prince was ever aware of the meetings or the claims reportedly made by the duchess. According to the News of the World, its reporter met the duchess twice -- in New York on May 13 and in London last week. The newspaper also said the duchess sent representatives to the undercover reporter with a confidentiality agreement ahead of the London meeting. But when the alleged businessman refused to sign the gagging order, Ferguson went ahead with talks. Accompanied by two assistants, she told the fake businessman that her former husband, who she divorced in 1996 and has two children with, called her “five times a day” and said: “We’re the happiest divorced couple in the world.” Buckingham Palace declined to comment on the duchess' alleged actions.

If you feel like procrastinating #2... feel free to come by my place. OBTW... do you actually ever skydive anymore?

As so long as it involves lots of Kari Byron!

I dunno... skydivers donating blood and playing with fire... I'm not sure this is such a good idea... But seriously, check this out if you can. Its for a good cause and sounds like much fun to be had.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,592893,00.html A tourist is lucky to be alive after a deadly spider bit him on the penis. The Canadian backpacker was attacked after skinny-dipping in New Zealand. While he was swimming, a rare katipo spider crawled into the shorts he had left on the beach. When the man returned, he put them back on and fell asleep — but the trapped spider then nipped him on his manhood. Within minutes, the spider's venom was causing him to have agonizing chest pains, a racing heart, high blood pressure and severe swelling to his penis. Dr. Nigel Harrison, who treated the 22-year-old at Dargaville Hospital, revealed the case in a report for the New Zealand Medical Journal. "It was a rather nasty, ill-placed bite,” Harrison said. “The man woke to find his penis swollen and painful with a red mark on the shaft suggestive of a bite. He rapidly developed generalized muscle pains, fever, headache, photophobia (light sensitivity) and vomiting." The unidentified man's condition "improved rapidly" after treatment with an anti-venom, but he was kept in the hospital for 16 days before being allowed to return to Canada. The katipo, a Maori word meaning "night-stinger,” is an endangered species in New Zealand. The pea-sized spiders are related to the American Black Widow. Bites to humans are rare, but two fatalities were recorded in the 1800s.

What's the matter, his dick too small? Or he doesn't like performing cunnilingus?

Bah! Let me know when Danica Patrick jumps...

IT WAS A JOKE! DUH!

Looks like the powers-that-be have put the dropzone.com vers right... evidently the .com-er formerly known as skymama1 is now known as skyflower_bloom...

How do you know she wasn't the one filming it?