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It's been about 15-20 were I am too. BRRRR... I can't wait until the nice weather gets here. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

I just heard on the news that it's going to be the coldest night in 3 years. Not sure how accurate that is, but it's gonna be cold. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

More funny stuff - Kid's Wisdom HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going To marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. Kristin, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you've known the person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. Pam, age 7.....(Pam is so smart for her age) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. Curt, age 7 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. Anita, age 9 (Bless you child) HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favorite is........ HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. Ricky, age 10 "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse /other is taking his/her sweet time: 1. Pick up condom packages &randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone? 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'. 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!' 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! It's those voices again'. ! And last but not least, 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loud We're out of toilet paper in here!'. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

Oh yes - the big dig. IMO it has done nothing yet to make the traffic situation any better or make it easier to get around the city. Every time I go to Boston the directions change. But the are having a ribbon cutting ceromony for the opening of another small section today. I just loved when they had a big to-do about the new fancy bridge next to the Tobin - now that thing looks shady. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

HEHEHEHEHE...I always giggle when I hear this. But, it is so tru. Up until last year I thought that every state paid excise tax-was I wrong. HMMMM - paid between 800-1000 dollars sales tax when I first bought my car and then taxes every year too. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

What a great analysis. Well said. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

Hell - I'd do it. Beats the cubicle and suits everyday. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

I don't have HBO. I used to watch a show sometimes - I think it was called Real Sex or something. Anyway, they would always have the funniest shit on there. One time, they had a show about these people who would go to parties for the sole purpose of smearing food on each other. It was like one huge orgy with people covered in food. They even showed a segment with the lady in the grocery store "Hmmmm - this pie might feel nice to sit on" - so she tossed a few in the cart. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

Well, that's good. I truly feel bad for all my nurses of the past and all of those to come. A friend of mine just started nursing school - she's said it's so hard. You should really be proud of yourself for going and being almost done. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

I can only drink milk with ice cubes in it. I usually put ice cubes in my cereal too. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

OUCH - IV's. I had a few surgerys in November and each time that they started the IV I screamed "FUUUUCK" at the top of my lungs. It hurt - I'm such a baby with needles and pain. Anyway, I thought that they were going to ban me from the hospital. The didn't appreciate it. I hope you never get any patients like me - I'm the worst. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

Well try not to let them make you fell like that. Congrats on almost being done with school. That is a great accomplishment and I know that it's hard going to college. Now that I'm done I feel great - I know that I accomplished something that I set my mind to. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

I love bowling like that - I do much better. It just usually embarrasses those that I'm with - so I try to spare them that. Or - I try to look like I'm all pro and slide up to the alley and toss the ball as I go down on one knee. HAHAHAHA - I must look like a jackass doing that. Most of the time the ball finds it way into the gutter. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

Ummm...NO. I can't bowl. I usually bowl like a 60 - most kids can kick my ass. If I bowl like I did when I was a kid (the in between the legs method) I'm much better. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

Did you explain to them why you were not able to drive over there? You could have been putting yourself in danger...Have you tried talking to them about the way they make you feel? You shouldn't ahve to feel like that. Best of Luck and cheer up - you seem real down today!

To be honest I don't even know. I've never seen or heard an advertisement for them. I heard about the DZ by going on the Internet. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

I agree, but at the same time I guess it really does differ from couple to couple. I can't actually think of a time when I said out loud "Damn, he's hot" around a b/f or anything, but, I have made comments about someone's attractiveness. I too would be hurt if my b/f obnoxiously said "Damn, she's hot" in front of me. But passing comments do not bother me at all - I think that they are natural. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

I don't look at it as rubbing it anyone's face. But, maybe that's just me. I don't know - I guess if it was excessive like " AHHH, the things I could do with her". That would piss me off... "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

Uh yea. I never get jealous when my b/f looks at girls on TV or in person and makes a comment about their looks. It's natural. Do you ever look at a guy and think"Damn, he's hot". I know I do. I'm no supermodel - I could stand to loose a few or whatever - but I'm happy with the way I am. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

HMMMM. Another interesting Massachusetts law - Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts. My question is is it still illegal if it's just casual sex? - I will never be a taxi driver - too many job restrictions. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

One of parent's dogs is getting real old (he's nine). He probably won't be with us much longer. He was our first Rotty so it will be sad. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

My parents are breeding again in March sometime. I can't wait. I would love to keep one, but, since I live with them now and they already have 6 - there's not enough room for another. I love them though - I used to be afraid of them. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

Here's a pic of one of the puppy that I almost got to keep from a litter 2 years ago. I called him blue-ribbon (my parents would put a different color collar on the pups so they could tell how each one was growing etc...). I was going to name him Paps, but someone bought him. Just look at his little face. It was sad because my parent's dog didn't want to feed the pups so we took turns bottle feeding them. AWWWW "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

That would be nice. Since I work in financial services I have to go to work - even if they declare a state emergency. As long as the stock market is open I have to be there. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."