bozo

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  1. jackets for the cold nights toques for the cold nights hats for the sunny days sunscreen towels flip flops tarps to keep the dust down in your camp site toothbrush Dust ? DUST ???? Nobuddy said nuthin' about dust ! ! ! ! Dammit...this changes things. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  2. I'm in , Kris. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  3. I agree with Amazon. Go to Skydive Mesquite , you wont be disappointed. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  4. Photoshopped! For those of you I haven't met in person yet, I've attached a pic of what I *really* look like. Walt Hey Walt...great pic ! You look just like Nick Noltes granpa ! bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  5. I wish ya had 17 bro, but then again I bet you do too. Blues, Dave Not really Dave. Waterjumps are a pain in the ass. The only reason I have 16 is that that particular summer I was the only SL/JM that was willing to follow the noobs out when we staticlined them into Lake Mead. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  6. I wish I could tan that well.
  7. Thats a reserve deploying....and he survived. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  8. Just tattoo.....WALLEY. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  9. Dont mind him , Jim...hes very young and feeling his oats cuz hes going bigtime at the Air Force Academy. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  10. Its a 210. Nothing that would have hurt him...but thats not the point. He didnt know it wasnt a 104 Alpha. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  11. He had no choice....I was very close to his face. I wasnt mad because he jumped my gear. I was mad because he obviously never checks his gear before jumping it. If he had he would have known it wasnt his. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  12. Not only did he take it and jump it. I called the plane and told the pilot to inform the dumbshit he had the wrong rig. No AAD, no RSL....all the stuff his rig has. The goofball jumped it anyway. He did get a talking too......by the "old bastard"
  13. Me.....an old bastard...? damn bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  14. --------------------------------------------------------- How about if someone just grabbed your rig , ran to the plane and jumped it without even checking if it was theirs ? bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  15. (Not aimed at you twardo, because I know you know) This flour in a canopy thing is one of the oldest and long standing pratical jokes going in the sport and has been a standard for years, albeit in the new day and age of squares you sure don't see it much these days. I have never seen anyone cutaway a floured canopy, tripped out YES, but chop NO! Oh and a handful or two of pea gravel for good measure.... Of course this is best done with a round jump as some have found out... I'm a little surprised to see some of you oldtimers giving the OP so much shit about it, boy have times changed. I guess it shows how many pioneers no longer jump today. This way diff then tampering to do harm to another as we have seen in some cases. ------------------------------------------------------------- I alluded the same thoughts in the thread over in Skydiving , the one Cocheese started. He got all violent and radical so they locked the thread then shortly deleted the whole thing. It aint that big of a deal. But.....baby powder works much better than flour.
  16. Not unless you post a pic of Herc licking himself. Give the young stud muffins something to shoot for by the time they get to LP. "Hi Shell wanna see what I can do" I will not fuel your perversion. plagarist ! bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  17. Maybe, but I tend to doubt it, what with it being a high-impact fuze. Would probably just go through like tinfoil. But it is designed to go off on impact... mh . On armored vehicles. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  18. Yup I know.. I am thinking about jumping it so I had a couple belly warts packed up I think the Turtle want to jump one of the other rounds....You need to go jump in the lake mister... I just looked in my logbooks. Ive got 16 waterjumps logged. 16 is a nice number...think I will keep it. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  19. dont forget , i'm bring you that Mark 1 bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  20. Villarreal said the missile is considered harmless, surplus garbage with little value and no classified parts. "If it was something that could have harmed somebody, I guarantee we'd be tracing where it came from," he said. "It's just useless junk." Come on...you can do better than that. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  21. Which leads us to the question - Would you shove your fingers up some man's butt to get LP jump tickets? If yes, how many would it take? Well.....he said he was gonna shove em in my butt so it wouldnt be much of a "push" to get em out. Then just pick em up.
  22. You are getting married - You are screwed anyway. You definitely will be screwed if your new wife catches you trying to shove those unused tickets in some mans butt. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  23. You can buy spent AT-4s in surplus stores all over the country. Like LAWs they are a one use weapon and cant be reloaded. And grenades too. But why are the Feds quiet and why would someone leave a spent AT-4 on someone's lawn in NJ? Maybe Vinny was trying to take out his ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's Camaro? My guess...after looking at the homeowners name, some asshole is trying to make a point or create an incident. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  24. You can buy spent AT-4s in surplus stores all over the country. Like LAWs they are a one use weapon and cant be reloaded. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.