bozo

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  1. Ticks dont burrow in with their whole body.....just the head. Have someone pull it out with a tweezers as close to the head as you can. While its sucking your blood it could be infecting you. Save the body for your doctor to look at. Brrrrr I hate ticks. Utah is full of them. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  2. I think I mentioned above (and Lena kind of affirmed), the landing area is reported to be off the south end of the runway. We're not talking Hollister type shuttles here, it's only a half mile or so. And with that, I'm off work for the next 10 days. Blues, Dave HAHAHAHA i'm off work forever. I'm gonna meander towards Montana in the morning Dave....seeya Monday. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  3. According to the USPA, and most FAA FSDO's, yes. but but.....he has 5000 jumps. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  4. The number of jumpers with low experience would probably be few. And you can stage the opening altitudes at various heights, so that not everyone is trying to land at the same time. No big deal. Putting 100 jumpers of varying ability into an area the size of a football field is asking for problems. Staggering the opening works well when you know your team. You obviously have a little looser standards than I do Mr Rich. Go do the jump then report back. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  5. I don't mean to slam you, but have you read the SIM where it pertains to demo jumps? Slam him , Billy. The dude missed his wakeup call. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  6. Thats a recipe for disaster. Allowing jumpers with a little as 50 jumps on a demo load into a football field sized area with 100 jumpers ? Sure its plenty big enough. This is assinine. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  7. After I bounced I was in rehab for a couple months. Everybody there knew I was a jumper. One day i'm on a machine doing some bullshit exercise and this guy about my age in a wheelchair rolls up. He says youre the jumper huh ? I say yeah I guess so. He says I was a jumper....I jumped in the Nam with the Big Red One. I say....whatya doing jumping with a leg outfit ? He says....whats a leg ? I say get the fuck away from me before I kick yer ass with my paralysed legs. Asshole liar. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  8. Jan...sometimes you say a book , without saying anything. I am glad I voted for you. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  9. I've been mystified by Needles "mainstreaming" program for years. Not enough to protest or walk away....just enough to stay interested. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  10. bozo

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    It seems from, my memory , that you bought into the bullshit once , Dave and you werent even a skydiver yet.
  11. Didn't Mythbusters do a show on that?? hey...shutup Billy...i'm messing with the noob. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  12. Raindrops fall at approximately 60 mph. A skydiver falls at 120mph. Those little hard bits of water are hitting you at 60 mph.....hell yeah they hurt. The little pointy ends can impale you and plug up your pores so you cant breathe thru your skin anymore. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  13. AWRIGHT ! ! ! MORE DRAMA.....I jus' luv drama. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  14. Ive got some jump tickets from Cal Citys Grand Opening boogie back in 81 or 82 ...cant remember. It got rained out. I wonder if they will honor them ? bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  15. sounds like an oxymoron to me.. first jump "alone" with a TM or first jump "alone" with two AFF instructors I have always thought that first jump 'alone' meant you stepped off the plane all by your lonesome - as in S/L or IAD. No one around to save your ass except yourself. Didn't matter how many friends were in the plane with you. I think a different level of temerity is required to do a first jump 'all by yourself' with no one around to help you as opposed to going to the DZ all by yourself and doing a tandem or aff jump. . WOW , Jan....youre starting to sound like an old fart. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  16. [reply There's a big difference between aggressive marketing and FRAUD. Tell me what this is , John. I checked out a link somebody sent me with regards to Skyride..it was for Skydive Henderson , Nevada. I just recently moved from Henderson , Nevada and am quite positive there is not and has never been a DZ there. Would we consider this aggressive marketing, fraud or an outright lie? bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  17. QuoteI will be there with the Utah crew. Who said you were the only Utah crew ?
  18. QuoteYou have 4 posts. How many have been deleted? You will also notice he is not talking about anyone directly. Maybe you should reread his post. --------------------------------------------------------- For those that missed it, he called Billy some pretty ugly names and issued some blatant accusations. His post was rightfully deleted. Just for the record.....I called him on it and my post was deleted also. Billy is my friend and I back my friends if they need it. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  19. Well...DUH ! Did I really have to put ? bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  20. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  21. bozo

    Desert Age?

    Where do you propose all the water would go? Blues, Dave Ive sent an email to Al Gore. I will let you know what he says. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  22. So , Billy....after reading all this tripe...the onliest conclusion I can come to is.....youre the bad guy . Tell me if i've gotten that wrong ? bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  23. Who wouldnt have guessed that. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  24. I had over 1200 jumps on Units, not a single chop.
  25. jackets for the cold nights toques for the cold nights hats for the sunny days sunscreen towels flip flops tarps to keep the dust down in your camp site toothbrush Dust ? DUST ???? Nobuddy said nuthin' about dust ! ! ! ! Dammit...this changes things. It's Phrairy Dust, Jim, and the Twisted Sisters help keep it under control. Blues, Dave Hmmm. I met the Blister Sisters at Couch Freaks once. I wonder if they could be related. If so it might not be such a good idea bringing my wife. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.